John Kerry’s prepared remarks attack McCain on, um, interesting grounds. A couple of choice lines:
To those who still believe in the myth of a maverick instead of the reality of a politician, I say, let’s compare Senator McCain to candidate McCain…
…before he ever debates Barack Obama, John McCain should finish the debate with himself.
There’s more, including a rant against “Rove-McCain tactics” and reminiscing about Vietnam protests. If you like train wrecks, you won’t want to miss this.



