Who Will Get More Votes Than Sheen’s Had Hookers? – The American Spectator | USA News and Politics

Who Will Get More Votes Than Sheen’s Had Hookers?

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Frequent AmSpec contributor Robert Stacy McCain’s predictions for today’s primaries live here. His lengthy defense of making Robert Downey Jr. cocaine jokes on the radio (“The dude’s been in rehab more times than Charlie Sheen’s been with hookers. OK, that’s an exaggeration. Nobody’s done anything more than Charlie Sheen’s been with hookers.”), meanwhile, is here.

Somewhere between these two posts is a great truth about the universe. First one to divine it send up a flare or something.

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