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He Wears Short Shorts
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A recent graduate of Princeton reports that professor Paul Krugman could be sighted there dressed in an unusual uniform: jacket, dress shirt, and tie on top, short shorts down below.

Viewers nationwide watching Krugman’s television appearances made from an on-campus broadcast studio had no idea he was appearing without his pants on.

It’s an appropriate metaphor for the work of the Nobel laureate economist, author, New York Times columnist, and regular panelist on ABC’s This Week. On one half, there is the veneer of respectability, the association with prestigious institutions such as Princeton (alma mater of Steve Forbes and George Shultz, home of professor Robert P. George’s James Madison Program in American Ideals and Institutions) and the Nobel Prize in economics (also won by Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek). On the other half—the bottom half—are Krugman’s exposed legs.

Maybe some policeman in a tropical clime (Krugman reportedly has a beachfront condo in St. Croix) could carry the outfit off successfully, but just the memory of the sartorial choice of Krugman brought a chuckle from the former student. Any conservatives tempted likewise to dismiss Krugman as a cartoonish laughingstock should beware, though: The joke may be on all of us. One of the people who takes Krugman’s advice seriously is the man who just won a second term in the Oval Office.

FOR CONSERVATIVES and even for thinking liberals, Krugman presents such an inviting target for ridicule that an assignment to dissect his work seems almost unsporting, like an invitation to a canned hunt.

Almost.

So here, just for fun, are a few of my favorite Krugman examples.

There was his New York Times blog post marking the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, with the claim, “The memory of 9/11 has been irrevocably poisoned; it has become an occasion for shame. And in its heart, the nation knows it.” He concluded, “I’m not going to allow comments on this post, for obvious reasons.” (As if he has the power to disallow those of us who are still proud of the New York City firefighters and of Todd “Let’s Roll” Beamer from commenting on his shame.)

Then there is Krugman’s contention, in his 2007 book Conscience of a Liberal, that “the most important, sustained source” of conservative electoral strength “has been race—the ability to win over a subset of white votes by catering, at least implicitly, to their fear of blacks.” This is a major argument of his book. Krugman restates it later, writing, “The principal reason movement conservatives have been able to flourish here, while people with comparable ideas are relegated to the political fringe in Canada and Europe, is the racial tension that is the legacy of slavery.” Somehow Mr. Krugman fails to confront, or manages to omit, that these supposedly racist Republicans appointed Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court and Condoleezza Rice as secretary of State, and that one of President George W. Bush’s signature domestic policy initiatives was a law aimed at narrowing the racial achievement gap in primary and secondary education by increasing and restructuring public-school spending under the supervision of a black secretary of education, Rod Paige.

There was Krugman’s prediction in a 1996 essay in USA Today that “designing a robot that can vacuum your living room” is “an achievement that is still probably many decades away.” Less than six years later, the living room–vacuuming robot named Roomba was introduced commercially, with great success. It had been invented by scientists at MIT, where Krugman spent 20 years as a graduate student and a professor. Maybe that’s why he wrote “probably,” though it doesn’t account for why he wrote “many decades” instead of just “decades.”

But don’t just take it from me. The Felix Frankfurter Professor of Law at Harvard, Cass Sunstein, who served in the Obama White House, writes that Krugman’s prose makes the columnist sound “arrogant and self-absorbed.”

George Will, Krugman’s fellow panelist on ABC News’ This Week Sunday show, recently admonished the professor, “I have yet to encounter someone who disagrees with you who you don’t think is a knave or corrupt or a corrupt knave.”

This has gotten to be too much even for the New York Times, where the editor overseeing Krugman in the 2000 presidential campaign, Howell Raines, imposed a formal ban on Krugman’s using the word “lie.” Alas, the ban was apparently lifted, or its enforcement lapsed, after the end of the campaign and the departure of Raines.

David Warsh, the former economics columnist of the Boston Globe whose book Krugman gave an effusively positive review in the Sunday Times Book Review, wrote, “Krugman, when he makes his arguments, can’t keep his thumb off the scale, an unfortunate tendency that often undermines their force.…Two words you won’t find in Krugman’s dictionary are ‘exculpatory evidence.’”

The chairman of the Harvard economics department, Greg Mankiw, recently noticed that Krugman had flip-flopped on the danger of the federal budget deficit’s effect on interest rates, blithely dismissing worries during the Obama administration after harping over similar concerns during George W. Bush’s tenure. A 2010 study of 17 prominent economists found Krugman was the most inconsistent of the group, changing his views depending on which party controlled the White House. To Mankiw’s criticism, Krugman replied, “I’ve learned some things and changed some of my views.”

WELL, THERE IS AN understatement. In fact, looking back at the entire Krugman oeuvre, someone familiar with him mainly as a shrill partisan can’t avoid being pleasantly surprised by how sound some of the professor’s work is (or was). The news here isn’t that Krugman’s a clown, but that Krugman is (or was) a reasonably smart ideas guy whose early professional experience was manifest while he served on the staff of President Reagan’s Council of Economic Advisers. They don’t give out the Nobel in economics for nothing. In other words, that’s a real jacket and tie Krugman has on over those shorts.

His 1996 Harvard Business Review essay, for example, dismissed central planning on the basis of the Hayekian idea that knowledge is distributed. “The simple fact is that governments have a terrible track record at judging which industries are likely to be important. At various times governments have been convinced that steel, nuclear power, synthetic fuels, semi-conductor memories, and fifth-generation computers were the wave of the future,” Krugman wrote, sounding like some American Enterprise Institute scholar scoffing at the Obama administration’s plans to subsidize windmills, electric cars, and Solyndra. “Of course, businesses make mistakes, too, but they do not have the extraordinarily low batting average of government because great business leaders have a detailed knowledge of and feel for their industries that nobody—no matter how smart—can have for a system as complex as a national economy.”

In the same essay, which was reissued as a slim book in 2009, Krugman wrote, “a good tax policy obeys the broad principles developed by fiscal experts over the years—for example, neutrality between alternative investments, low marginal rates, and minimal discrimination between current and future consumption.” Low marginal rates! Grover Norquist himself couldn’t have put it better.

“High marginal tax rates can hurt economic growth,” Krugman wrote in a 1998 book, The Accidental Theorist.

In 1997, writing in Slate about the Clinton administration’s commerce secretary, Krugman recommended “avoiding policy initiatives that make it easy for politicians to play favorites.” He wrote, “Some of us cringed when Ron Brown began taking planeloads of businessmen off on sales trips to China and so on. Whether or not those trips did any good….they obviously raised the question of who got to be on the plane—and how.”

As late as the 2007 book Conscience of a Liberal, Krugman allowed that Milton Friedman had “considerable justification” to criticize rent control—a policy beloved by urban liberals—as evil.

Conservatives hoping to counteract the influence of Krugman’s New York Times column could do worse than to transfer the best of these classic Krugman lines onto posters, pamphlets, or T-shirts and distribute them, fully attributed, to the columnist’s left-wing followers.

ONE OF THOSE FOLLOWERS is President Obama, and, alas, it’s not the professor’s instructions about the virtues of low marginal tax rates that the man in the White House has in mind.

The Obama-Krugman relationship, too, is something of a surprise; the Times columnist openly preferred John Edwards and Hillary Clinton to then-Senator Obama in the 2008 Democratic primary.

Yet rereading Conscience of a Liberal in early 2013, the striking thing is how a book written in 2007 served as a roadmap for Obama’s administration. It’s all there, with eerie prescience. Krugman recommended that the next president (he predicted a Democrat would win) start with health care. “Getting universal care should be the key domestic priority for modern liberals. Once they succeed there, they can turn to the broader, more difficult task of reining in American inequality.” How to do that, in Krugman’s view? Roll back the Bush tax cuts on wealthier Americans. President Obama has now followed both instructions.

If the precise nature of Krugman’s influence on the president seems not to be fully appreciated by the American public, it hasn’t been lost on the professor himself. “Does anyone doubt that the White House pays attention to what I write?” Krugman asked in a recent New York Times blog post about why the president should disregard a MoveOn.org petition with more than 200,000 signatories pushing the Princeton professor as Treasury secretary. “An administration job, no matter how senior, would actually reduce my influence.”

Again, it would be comical, except that this is not merely some New York Times columnist and part-time Ivy League professor overly impressed with an inflated view of his own importance. It’s not just about Krugman. It’s about the country. President Obama is actually on track to follow Krugman’s left-wing advice.

What, then, do we have to look forward to?

The bad news is that the rest of Krugman’s policy prescription involves taxing capital gains and dividends as ordinary income and raising rates for those earning $1 million a year or more to between 45 and 49 percent. As if that trebling of tax rates weren’t enough, he also wants a national value-added tax and “a price on emissions, through either a tax or a tradable permit scheme.”

Lest this forecast leave you gloomy, there is an alternative scenario that provides more hope. Maybe the president will stumble upon a 1996 essay by Krugman for the New York Times Magazine. The article imagines the world in the year 2096. It envisions environmental license fees as the main source of government revenue and reports that, “after repeated reductions, the Federal income tax was finally abolished in 2043.” Meanwhile, higher education underwent a crisis after parents and students asked, “Why should a student put herself through four years of college and several years of postgraduate work in order to acquire academic credentials with hardly any monetary value?” The result of the college and university shakeout was that the remaining professors had to support themselves with other jobs. Krugman, who reportedly has two cats with his yoga-instructor economist wife, wrote, “I actually don’t mind my day job in the veterinary clinic.”

He could probably do less harm in a veterinary clinic than he does on the op-ed page of the New York Times, though perhaps I am letting him off too easily by quoting the sole example of self-deprecating humor I found in reviewing hundreds of thousands of words of his writing.

Never mind the Treasury job. Perhaps it’s time for a petition to install Krugman as chief of the FDA’s Center for Veterinary Medicine. He might have to wear trousers to the office. All in favor, say “Meow.” 

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