The Scorpion and the Gerbil – The American Spectator | USA News and Politics

The Scorpion and the Gerbil

Larry Thornberry
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I tuned in Fox News Sunday while enjoying breakfast this morning. There was a segment with Democrat Chairwomanperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Republican Chairnerd Reince Priebus. What a mismatch. A scorpion and a gerbil. A termagant and an invertebrate. I am woman hear me roar versus Revenge of the Nerds. If the meek indeed inherit the earth, Reince will be near the head of the line.

Priebus is the nebbish’s nebbish. He reminds me of Woody Allen before Woody completed assertiveness training (and without the lame gags). He’s a forensic non-working number and has all the charm of eggplant. If dim bulbs like this are the face of the party, it’s no wonder Republicans punch below their weight.

Larry Thornberry
Larry Thornberry
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Larry Thornberry is a writer in Tampa.
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