To the Sinatra version of “Call Me Irresponsible”:
Call us half-deplorable
Say we’re unaffordable
Sexist, homophobic too
Do your email alibis serve you?
Does your cavalcade of lies
Ever unnerve you?
Are you unindictable
Your crimes never rightable
Hearings, we’re inclined to pursue
We’ll see who’s deplorable
Voters find ignorable
But it’s undeniably true
We’re most reliably mad at you!
