
Jay D. Homnick
NORTH MIAMI BEACH — The old Jewish joke goes like this: a man wakes up to find his wife has…
In a social setting, I was jesting that perhaps democratic constitutions in Arab countries should have a First Amendment without…
“Yo, Blair,” President Bush began, as he buttered — bloobph bloobph — his crispy roll. “The irony is,” he continued…
The Talmud (Brachot 8b) reports that the brilliant scholar, Rava, bequeathed to his children the following pearl of wisdom: “When…
Charley had been in the mental institution for years but the psychiatrists felt he was making progress. One day, Charley…
The phone rings in the corporate office and the CEO gets on the line. “I am calling for a reference…
A fellow comes into the restaurant and orders a steak. When they bring it, he looks askance and says: “It’s…
Your roving reporter has spent his week… well, roving. Coast to coast, Florida to California, to see how the more…
Two shopping jokes collided in my mind today and left behind a poignant lesson for living. The first is a…
Clark Gable went to a Los Angeles Dodgers game one day and made fast friends with a fellow seated nearby….