Enemy Central
When you have Friends who needs enemies? Last night marked the end of the longest run of inanity since the last time Ted Koppel practiced listening to himself speak in front of his shaving mirror. Even Enemy Central was suckered…
Earth Day made an impression for once. The lay Catholic monk St. John Kerry of Hanoi grabbed a handful, liked its taste, and has been heaving dirt at right-wing sinners ever since. This environmental spoilage has been accompanied by an…
New evidence that ignorance is bliss. “A lot of people still don’t really know who I am,” acting President John Frog Kerry told 100 astonished supporters (not to be confused with the athletic supporters he purchased for PR reasons several…
This oldie goes out to Al and all the little Frankensteins busily at work at Air America Radio. “There’s a kind of HUSH, all over the world tonight…” Once again we see the happy result of a major liberal spending…
Democrats have reason to be proud. Last night, at their monthly unity dinner, they raised $11 million in hard money — some of it even in dollars. It was hard to say which of the men on stage was the…
Not since the days of King Kong has someone so thickly coifed slithered down the spud state’s Bald Mountain. And he did it with all the daring and uprightness he used to display ride-ride-riding the wild surf in pre-Vietnam San…
Never apologize, ever complain, Lenin said, in so many Russki words, which Comrade Kerry promises to take with him to his own Mausoleum. (His face is already half-way there, wax-job wise.) Just in the last Enemy cycle, the bold Kerry…
It’s getting harder and harder to find anything authentic about our dear leader, His Eminence the Hon. J.F. Kerry. The last straw came during a special screening earlier this week of one of the most controversial and violent movies of…
Must all the Kerry’s lie? With reckless abandon, a woman claiming to be John Kerry’s daughter went on record to declare she’d read Drudge’s report about her father’s alleged mistress — “and I died laughing.” But if she’d died, why…
Art Garfunkel made some noise this week, paying a stiff fine for his recent marijuana use, but otherwise all we could detect were the Sounds of Silence. On Thursday the biggest story since the last time the Red Sox won…
