Enemy Central
Now we know why homeowners often set traps in their garages. You never can tell what kind of press vermin they’ll attract. So thanks to the Pulitzer Prize winners at the Associated Press, we’ve found out what besides his Jaguar…
Houston, we’ve got a problem. Was it really necessary to empty a city of 5 million all because the powers that be felt that under a Bush presidency its safety could not be guaranteed in the face of a hurricane…
Here we go again. Champion bicyclist Lance Armstrong, who rolled through France at will for seven straight years, joined America’s president for a cross-country ride in Bush chateaux country near Sheehan, Texas. Next thing you know the French press was…
Let is not be said Enemy Central blinked first. We’re back, after a several month hiatus, but not before the divine one, Ms. Maureen Dowd, came out of hiding herself. Her timing remains impeccable. She was first out of the…
CBS News broke all viewership records last night, beating the audiences of NBC, ABC, Al-Jazeerah, Charlie Rose, and the Al Franken Show combined. What a grisly affair. By our count, 73 percent of those viewers were watching Dan Rather for…
Democrats need look no further. Their four-month search for a viable corporate strategy can come to end. They now have the National Hockey League to emulate. A season on the brink has become a season canceled. The NHL’s finest have…
Another election, another smashing setback for the Democratic insurgency. How long will it take for the party of George McGovern, Sidney Blumenthal and Edward Kennedy to recover from bloody Sunday? Ol’ George and young Sid have long been fla-fla, but…
Unlike a current ruling clique, Enemy Central has real staying power. Thus while the U.S. administration has terminated its search for Iraqi WMD’s, we remain on patrol. To the best of our knowledge, America continues to be targeted by wimps…
Blessed are those who wait. Every year it happens. As the calendar winds down, there are always some who feels an urgent need to race out ahead of the pack in giving out end of the year awards. Thus Sports…
President-elect John Kerry is settling in quite nicely, thank you. Graciously, one might say. Just to erase any doubt, in Ohio his campaign is making doubly sure every vote was counted in his favor. Last week a new Commerce Secretary…
