Enemy Central
Harvard has a new president, striking a bargain with Dr. Faust, the first woman to go by that name. Whether any such bargain was need is open to question. “And it has only taken them 371 years,” NOW’s Kim Grandy…
It wasn’t that long ago — 12 midnight, January 1, to be precise — that we at Enemy Central made a New Year’s resolution to provide timely Enemy exposes every Friday for 52 consecutive weeks here at TAS online in…
It’s been a while, but Enemy Central has reopened for business, just in time for New Year’s Eve. Our checkpoints are in place, featuring the latest in breathalyzer technology and easy-to-attach handcuffs, muzzles, and ankle chains. We’ll be especially on…
Finally, an old-fashioned cat fight. Signaling to her handlers that she has not been declawed, Senator Hillary last week laced into slinky Siamese purebred Dr. Ann Coulter for being “vicious” and “mean” toward some of the senator’s Jersey girl pals….
Try to imagine how Patrick Kennedy felt. He couldn’t unfasten his safety belt. Next thing you know he’d earned himself a return trip to Mayo, which his constituents back in Rhode Island think is named after a sandwich condiment. Saddest…
In its day Enemy Central has seen everything. But this is the first time it’s had to serve as dogcatcher, deputized to snag all the mangy mutts and muttesses traipsing along our country’s streets and back alleys in rabid packs…
Late Monday we issued an APB — by Tuesday morning our case was solved. By Tuesday afternoon we were receiving trauma counseling. By Tuesday evening we heard from FEMA, the ACLU, someone calling himself a special prosecutor, and a deserter…
Once again, Saddam has miscalculated. He’s living in the wrong place, and prone to lose his temper whenever appears in public. Had he joined the smart set in the U.S. instead, he’d never have to scream at any judge let…
John Edwards is in trouble now. On Sunday he began an op-ed with these brave words: “I was wrong.” He had believed there were WMDS, he had argued there were, he had voted in favor of war on that basis….
Observers say they haven’t seen Harry Reid so confident and happy since the last time he stepped into a brothel county in his home state of Nevada, not that he would ever engage in closed-door sessions in such surroundings. Dick…
