It’s not enough anymore that everything stinks in Joe Biden’s America. No, Biden is now making sure the entire world knows what a shitty president he is.
Literally.
You’ve surely seen this…
Awkward 😬 pic.twitter.com/3KNLco85hj
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 6, 2024
…and you’ve surely noted the stock explanation, which is that Bidem awkwardly attempted to sit down while Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was introduced at that D-Day commemoration in Normandy on Thursday.
Biden was not attempting to sit down. Everybody knows it. Out of a sense of partisanship or perhaps even leftover politics-stops-at-the-water’s-edge patriotism, nobody among our ruling-class talking heads wants to break the pantomime.
1. Lies Stink, and So Do Biden’s Trousers
We’ll just dispense with the obvious. Biden had an “accident.”
If that isn’t what happened, then feel free to explain why he and DOCTOR Jill, the latter-day Lady MacBeth AWFL who is most responsible for putting the nation through this pitiable exercise in elder abuse (it would make Biden a sympathetic figure but for the atrocious life of sexual misbehavior, treason, malign dishonesty, and corruption he’s led at public expense), picked up and left in the middle of the ceremony.
His advance team was not in his colon…
My heart goes to French President Macron – for covering Joe by greeting and hugging D-Day vets. pic.twitter.com/bkZ9T0Ec69
— Charles R. Smith🔹 (@softwarnet) June 6, 2024
Biden had been caught on a mic as he walked into the ceremony telling French premier Emmanuel Macron that his “advance team” told him he would need to leave early.
Probably not that early.
And Macron was left to gladhand with American D-Day veterans who didn’t look overly excited that their own president staged what looked like his second evacuation in five minutes. Go ahead and try to make me believe that was all part of the plan.
We know it wouldn’t be the first time Biden has dumped his pants in public.
This was just a couple of weeks ago.
My president, stays in court, because those pricks are trying to screw him over.
But this holiday weekend Trump is on the road, campaigning .
Where is poopy pants Joe?
Biden shits his pants!
Vote Trump pic.twitter.com/9FrdH52qyv— Duwright (@wrighthouse1582) May 26, 2024
It also ties into the other thing everybody knows about Biden but the praetorian-guard press corps supposedly reporting on the White House won’t discuss, which is that to get Biden’s cognitive engines spun up enough to speak and function in a manner resembling normal mental acuity, they have to dose him with stimulants at levels beyond just a little pick-me-up.
Pump enough uppers into an octogenarian like Biden, and what you get is — we hope, for the sake of the people who have to be around him — a full diaper.
We hope he’s got Depends on. If not, well, then Biden’s immediate surroundings are probably about as pleasant as the effects of his border policies or Bidenomics.
Let’s not waste our time with lies. This presidency has officially gone to shit. It’s always been bad. But now we’ve reached a level of incontinence which is literal, not just figurative.
I’m sure we’re going to get denials. Maybe we’ll get them from the dingleberries at the Atlantic, who gleefully spread anonymously sourced lies about Donald Trump calling D-Day veterans “suckers” and “losers” during a previous trip to Normandy — despite multiple close Trump officials who went on the record forcefully asserting that story was not true.
Go ahead, fellas. Tell me I’m lying about Biden soiling himself in front of the whole planet. Then we can discuss your own record of veracity, and whether you have even so much as a splinter of credibility left as you shill for this hideously unfit, mostly dead, feculent cretin in the White House.
2. Yes, But Is This the Last Straw?
After Biden’s own personal Dunkirk — or Dumpkirk, perhaps? — on Thursday, there was a bit of chatter that this was going to finally force the Democrats to make a change.
Of course Joe Biden will be replaced
The question now is
How racist will it be to sideline Kamala Harris too? pic.twitter.com/Eg4zH9l88o— Jim Hanson (@JimHansonDC) June 6, 2024
That’s hardly an outlandish view, of course. There was Biden’s utterly disastrous Time interview, then the Wall Street Journal story about his dementia, his announcement of an executive order on border policy that invalidated most of what he’s been saying on the subject, and now this.
At some point, and in a sane country we would have passed that point quite some time ago, this becomes utterly unsustainable.
But there’s a problem: how do you change Biden out without making such a terrible mess that it’s impossible to clean things up in time for the election?
Let’s remember that it’s June.
Let’s also remember that to change Biden out like a dirty diaper is very, very difficult if he won’t go along.
The only real way you could do that, given that Biden was the only candidate in the primaries and he’s holding pretty much all of the delegates at the convention, is to change him out at the convention.
But now you can’t even do that, because the Democrats have now said that, to comply with the Ohio ballot deadline they stupidly scheduled their convention after, they’re going to do a virtual roll-call vote.
So what’s the mechanism for getting Biden out unless Biden agrees not to run? And what’s more, how are you going to arrive at a candidate if you aren’t going to do it at an open convention?
And how do you manage that without it becoming, to adhere to this column’s theme, a colossal shitshow?
I’ve entertained the thought for a long time that ultimately they’d find a way to get rid of Biden and parachute somebody else in. The Ohio mess tells me they can’t.
And let’s not forget the abject dolts at National Review screamed at Ohio’s Republican legislative majority that they needed to change state law to accommodate Team Biden’s botching of the convention schedule. One wonders what else National Review is willing to do for Team Biden.
3. Wray Tells Kennedy “No One Is Above The Law”
Yeah, right.
The subject matter of this was a back-and-forth Sen. John Kennedy initiated in a Senate appropriations hearing by asking FBI director Christopher Wray if the agency was finished investigating the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.
Which, it strongly appears, is the case.
Wray told Kennedy that “no one is above the law,” which is a lie Joe Biden keeps telling to defend his camp’s lawfare campaign against Donald Trump. But while Trump certainly isn’t above the law as administered by Biden, Chris Wray, Merrick Garland, Jack Smith, Fat Alvin Bragg, and others, it sure does seem like Biden is above the law.
As is Nancy Pelosi. And Bill and Hillary Clinton. And Al Sharpton. And Marc Elias. John Brennan. James Clapper. Peter Strzok. Andrew McCabe. And lots and lots of others who never seem to face much in the way of legal consequences for wildly illegal behavior.
Meanwhile none of these guys can articulate an underlying crime Trump supposedly committed that would make this woolly falsifying-records beef against him a felony. And none of them seem to care; they just want to pontificate about how “no one is above the law” and that it’s “dangerous” not to respect their kangaroo-court verdicts.
Meanwhile, and Kennedy brings this up in his colloquy with Wray, a billionaire New York investor named Henry Jarecki, a dirty old man who was pals with Epstein, has recently been sued by one of the then-underage girls Epstein was tricking out to his pervert pals. Kennedy asked, without using Jarecki’s name, if the 91-year-old was under the FBI’s microscope and the latter demurred as to an answer.
One imagines he had to. Henry Jarecki might have to lay out a generous financial settlement to that girl to make the civil case go away, but he isn’t going to face any criminal liability. Why? Because he’s one of the Democrats’ most lavish campaign donors, and that puts him well above the law as long as the Democrats control the Justice Department.
Everybody knows it. Wray’s pitiful denials more or less concede the point.
Here’s the video:
4. The Fat Pretzel Airplane Dude Video
This has gone very viral this week. It isn’t a real thing; it’s a clip from a show called Queenpins. But it’s viral because people can relate to it from countless personal experiences.
You’re all likely to have your own takes on this. I’m pretty sure the direction the majority will go in. Here’s mine.
It’s a show, so obviously there’s a bit of a dramatic flair here. Fat Pretzel Window-Seat Dude is more obnoxious than most people would be.
And yes, he comes off as a jerk. However, he is not wrong.
We see this stuff all the time, and the single mom with the little kid is the most common class of offender. Two things about her make her far more obnoxious than Fat Pretzel Window-Seat Dude.
First, if she knows that her kid likes looking out of the window, then book a window seat and put your kid in it. Then you don’t have to demand favors from strangers.
Second, if you do find yourself demanding favors from strangers, the civil thing to do is offer something in exchange. Maybe it’s money, maybe it’s a share of an Uber ride when the plane lands, maybe it’s an extra ration or two of those delicious Biscoff cookies they hand out on the flight. But you’d get a whole lot farther if your opener is “Hey, my kid is a big fan of watching the plane land. What can I trade you to flip seats with us?” as opposed to attempting emotional blackmail.
The offer establishes you as somebody who (1) has something to offer, (2) respects the value of what you’re asking from the other person, and (3) is a person of good faith who isn’t running around the country demanding free things.
In other words, that you’re not a Democrat. Who wants to be one of those?
5. Angel Studios Has a New Film Out
I thought about using this last segment to get into the hilarious debate currently raging about Hollywood’s new messaging tactic to support its unmarketable IP — the box-office bomb Furiosa for one, and the ridiculously awful new Star Wars spinoff The Acolyte, for another — namely, to attack the male audiences who won’t watch.
Instead of that, let’s talk about something less negative. Let’s talk about a movie studio that is actually capable of making profitable films.
Angel Studios fits that bill. They’re the folks who put together The Chosen, which is a phenomenally successful depiction of the Gospel, and more recently Angel released The Sound of Freedom last year.
Now they’ve got a new property that is available via their own streaming platform. It’s a documentary called After Death, and it covers a fascinating topic: what people who’ve had near-death experiences or have actually died and come back have to say.
The trailer…
It’s heavy stuff, and for certain those same critics who’ve been screaming at the Normals who refuse to plunk down to watch girlboss action movies or cinema-of-the-queer will trash it if they even bother to pay attention. But it’s a good bet this will be successful, because we can expect a couple of things. First, that a fascinating subject matter will be treated respectfully, and second, that it won’t attack the values of its audience.
You’d think those are fairly easy standards for a filmmaker to meet. Hollywood refuses to meet them. That’s one reason Angel Studios and others like them are the future, and the present incumbents in the industry are most certainly not.
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