This afternoon on Ellen, Hillary Clinton attempted to perform “The Dab,” a series of hand motions replicating a dance now popular among “the youth.”
The results were not so much endearing as they were…somewhat terrifying.
I don’t think this will go very far in convincing the kids Clinton frequently shoos off her lawn that she’s “with it” and “hip,” unless they’re using their grandmothers as the working standard. But it’s worth noting anyway. It’s Monday and you could use a laugh. Or a terrifying memory burned into your retinas.



