I Am a Naked American – The American Spectator | USA News and Politics

I Am a Naked American

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The AP reports that Scott Blauvelt, a Hamilton, Ohio city prosecutor, was caught on camera walking naked around a government building after business hours.

Blauvelt’s lawyer, Michael Gmoser, said in a statement Tuesday that his client was seriously injured in a 2005 car accident, suffers from mental illness and is on medication for seizures.

“Scott Blauvelt is an American with a disability,” he said.

Glad he cleared that up, or undoubtedly his naked a– would have been issued a letter ordering him to show up for a deportation hearing.

Sorry, couldn’t resist…

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