The Whole Lot of Them Are Bat-Crazy
Dov Fischer
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If you have been walking quietly through the week, keeping this thought to yourself because you dare not express it to your clients, patients, customers, kids in northeast liberal-arts colleges’ social-sciences programs, or your coworkers, here is your validation: Yes, indeed — the whole lot of them are absolutely bat crazy. Smile at them as Nick Sandmann of Covington Catholic wisely did. But know quietly that you are correct in your political assessment, which — go figure! — makes you politically correct! They all are crazy.

I. Women in White Straitjackets

My first question:Who paid for the straitjackets? Did you and I get stuck paying for that one, too?

The various and sundry (and, after their recent Democrat Hawaii and Puerto Rico junkets, sun-dried) Democrat Congresswomen all showed up to the President’s State of the Union (SOTU) address wearing matching custom-tailored white straitjackets. Each outfit surely cost more than one or two thousand dollars, for custom fitting and professional tailoring. A D.C. hack would not accept anything less with your money. With some 90 Democrat women in Congress, they cost between $45,000 and $200,000 plus tax. Who paid? Yes, socialism is great until you run out of other people’s money. Will those outfits soon be donated to Christian charities and to Jewish Gemachs for the poor to be clothed? Don’t hold your breaths.

The President’s speech was great. The common echo of the Left, the Mediacracy, the Never Trumpers is that he should be “Presidential.” Well, he was spot-on perfect at the SOTU. No invective or cheap shots. A good sport, smiling as the Democrat women narcissistically cheered themselves during his announcement that many more women now have jobs. He announced that African Americans enjoy their lowest unemployment ever recorded in history. For that they did not cheer and hate his success. They want Blacks unemployed so they can call Trump racist and blame him for their economic malaise. But the horrible years for African Americans were the Wasted Obama Decade when employment was depressed while cities like Baltimore (Freddie Gray — all accused police acquitted) and Ferguson (Michael Brown — never did “Hands Up”; police officer not even indicted) were ablaze. So they sat on their hands when the President announced the successes of Black America, of Hispanic Americans and their lowest-ever unemployment numbers. Then he mentioned women — and suddenly they stopped complimenting each other’s new outfits and all stood up and started celebrating themselves by clapping like seals.

It was a brilliantly crafted address that highlighted the enormous achievements of the Trump Administration’s first two years on all fronts — the economy, national defense, energy, trade, foreign relations, Veterans’ affairs, manufacturing, taxes, farms, education — all without the braggadocio that annoys critics. None of his elegance or eloquence did him any good with the usual gang of critics who reign dominant over the Mediacracy. One by one, often having prepared their criticisms before he even spoke, they blasted away at him like the phony “fact checkers” who call him a liar when he condemns open borders that cause one in three women to get attacked; the idiot fact-checker responded that the actual number is not one-third (33.33 percent) but 31 percent. Jerk.

One still recalls Obama glaring at Supreme Court justices, insulting them during his SOTU. Many of the justices never attended another Obama SOTU. It was great seeing Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh in attendance this year, along with Chief Justice Roberts and Justice Kagan. Class. We also got a sneak preview of what that row looks like without Ginsburg. Nice.

Van Jones, who really is a very deeply plagued person who sees racism and White privilege in every spoonful of Cocoa Krispies in milk, in every appearance of black ink printed on a white piece of paper, called the President psychotic. Have you ever walked down a Manhattan or Los Angeles street and been called a “filthy slob” by a homeless person on the curb who has not bathed since the invention of indoor plumbing? That is how to receive a Van Jones insult. Sick.

In his SOTU address, the President showed deep compassion for African Americans, for Hispanic Americans, for women — for all the groups that the liars and real haters allege he disdains. All the haters who accuse this President falsely of racism and anti-Semitism and Islamophobia and all are self-serving liars who themselves view every person with bigotry, identifying each by gender, race, sexual preference, religion. That is what their Identity Politics is all about: “Vote for me because I am your Identity, too, or will try to change myself to be.” Stacey Abrams was the perfect Democrat counterpoint: not Caucasian, not male, and still whining about losing. The Loser as counterfoil to Make America Great Again.

II. Virginia is for Lovers — of Infanticide and Hypocrisy.

Can you keep up with what is going on in Virginia? As of this writing, I am the only person in the United States still qualified to hold office in Virginia. I just checked my yeshiva high school yearbook, and I can confirm:

A. No blackface:

(i) We all were White, except for Jimmy the Custodian.

(ii) In our all-boys yeshiva high school, it was Jimmy who taught us about girls, so we respected him deeply.

(iii) Jimmy taught us all the dirty words that people speak, so he prepared us for college and for watching television and movies.

(iv) Whenever Jimmy would enter a classroom, he would shift from the demeanor we knew in the lunchroom and would become deeply respectful to the rabbi teaching class as he entered to attend to a custodial matter, always prompting the rabbis to lecture us that we should learn to be less chutzpah-like and instead should learn to be more like Jimmy. We dutifully followed our rabbis’ instructions.

B. No “#MeToo”:

(i) There were no girls in the all-boys yeshiva.

(ii) We were not allowed to date girls outside of school during our yeshiva high school years.

(iii) We were not allowed to attend mixed-gender parties.

(iv) We were not even allowed to touch girls’ hands as in a common-courtesy handshake.

(v) The only females we were allowed to talk to were our Moms, sisters, aunts, cousins, and Bubbies (grandmothers).

So my high school Yearbook has cleared me for Virginia Governor. Meanwhile, look at the crazy Left Democrat hypocrisy:

1. Joy Behar dresses in blackface. Ted Danson in blackface. The always-despicable Sarah Silverman in blackface. Jimmy Kimmel: OMG — He even do da tawkin’ in blackface like a slave on da plantation. They all are a bunch of racists of the worst sort — or maybe they just were stupid and grossly insensitive. Like, honestly — take the politics out of it, and let’s be fair: Is it racist for a White guy to dress in blackface if he is doing it as part of a celebration of his Black girlfriend? How can that be taken as racist, even as she laughs and signals approval? Meanwhile, only one week has passed. Give it some time, and we soon will find that the only person in Hollywood who has not dressed in blackface these past thirty years is Harvey Weinstein.

2. Ralph Northam announces he would kill babies. That is a governor of a state in America. We expect that of a regional governor in Afghanistan, in northern Syria — heck, in all of Syria — in Iraq, in Iran, in Saudi Arabia, in Pahhhkistahhhn. But Virginia is for lovers, no? Well, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but you better watch out, Virginia, for your governor’s Infanta Claws. For this Northam should have been ousted from office, along with all other Democrats backing their new Gosnell-Mengele Abortion bill. One thinks back to the scene in My Cousin Vinny where Marisa Tomei gets on Joe Pesci for deer hunting:

“Yaw gonna shoot a deeuh? A sweet, hahmliss, leaf-eatin’, doe-eyed little deeeuh. Imagine yaw’r a deeuh. Ya put yaw cool deeuh lips down to da cool cleeuh wawttuh. [And then] Bam! A [ ] bullet rips off paht of yaw head. Yaw brains ahh layin’ on da ground and in little bloody pieces.”

That is the new abortion vision proffered by Virginia Democrats and certified by Dr. Northam, M.D. If he personally ever actually did one of those post-birth “hospice abortions” he should be moved to a new movie script — from My Cousin Vinny to Judgment at Nuremberg where he gets to be portrayed as a Nazi War Criminal.

3. It turns out that Northam also had a page in his medical school yearbook with a photo of a guy in blackface and a hooded Klansmen (presumably aspiring to emulate former Democrat Senator Robert Exalted Cyclops Byrd). Thoughts:

(i) They have Yearbooks for Medical School? Like, aren’t they busy learning to be doctors and doing 48-hour shifts? They bother with Yearbooks?

(ii) What kind of idiot puts such a photo pairing on his page? Would you undergo surgery conducted by such a moron?

(iii) Even though he is an Infanticidal Liberal Democrat, he should not be punished for a mistake of 30-plus years ago. Once we begin punishing people for what they did and said thirty and forty years earlier, when they were morons in their teens — wow! Now we are talking Stalinism and the NKVD because everyone has a mistake in his closet. Adam ate the citron, fig, date, pomegranate, olive, wheat, or whatever Eve gave him. (It was not an apple. Bereishit Rabbah 15:7.) What is the point of repentance and self-improvement if you never can be allowed redemption to emerge greater than your past? What is the point of prison rehabilitation programs that liberals love so much if people cannot be forgiven for teenage idiocy from forty years earlier? And if we now adopt the policy that mistakes of forty years ago, during the Moron Years of High School, are unforgivable, what do we do with political phonies like Kamala Harris who salaciously and meretriciously slept their way up the political ladder in public extramarital affairs with political sugar-daddies thirty years their senior, all while brazenly publicly shaming her paramour’s wife? What do we do with vicious Jew-haters like Al Sharpton who, as adults, helped incite not one but two different pogroms that each resulted in street deaths and who made regular speeches attacking the Caucasian race and urging attacks on police?

(iv) Bottom Line: A person should not be destroyed politically for a mistake of forty years earlier when he was a teen-aged moron.

4. It turns out that the next guy in line, Lt. Gov. Fairfax, allegedly forced a dignified woman professor to service him orally, by allegedly pushing down her head forcibly towards his crotch and allegedly coercing her to service him. Thoughts:

(i) Not a good thing.

(ii) Perjury Blasey Ford could not identify when the supposed party happened, where it happened, how she got to the party, how she got home from the party, what she was doing at the party… and the few names she proffered as witnesses all unanimously derided and denied her hokey story. Meanwhile, Perjury Blasey Ford was on record as a Leftist in the Berkeley region, an anti-Trump donor, and she needed an excuse for adding a second front door to her home to make it a rental property in a locale not zoned for leasing. She lied about her door, her air travel. Nary a word of her voice-fry testimony held up. The only thing saving her from the hoosegow is that the people who need to investigate her lies are Republicans, and “GOP” stands for “Gutless OMG-clueless Powerless” — even when in power.

(iii) This accusing professor tells a much more compelling story. She knows the year. It was at the Democrat Convention. (Priceless.) It was at the guy’s hotel room. She vividly recounts details of the incident. She is a Black Democrat Liberal who would love to see a Black Democrat Liberal step in as next Governor of Virginia. I believe her — so far. Not because I automatically believe women — never automatically have and never automatically will. It just rings true on initial blush. But politics must not allow anyone to be denied the justice and fair play that these liars and hypocrites denied to Justice Kavanaugh. This guy deserves his right to confront his accuser, to demand evidence and a fair hearing. Maybe she is lying like Dr. Perjury Ford and like the Avenatti client who next came after Justice Kavanaugh or like the liar who falsely accused the students of the Duke lacrosse team or the liar who falsely accused the University of Virginia students or even the liar Tawana Brawley whom Al Sharpton (see above under “Jew Hater”) catapulted to fame. But it don’t look good for the Lieutenant Guv.

5. It turns out that the next guy in line, Virginia Democrat #3, also dressed in blackface. Thoughts:

(i) What’s with the Democrats, Liberals, and Blackface? Like, really, who does this? In feeding Halloween kids for more than thirty years, I don’t ever remember a kid costumed in blackface. I remember a kid dressed like an Indian. I think Elizabeth Warren (Princess Speaking Bull) once trick-or-treated while masquerading as a Paleface. There was something with Megyn— oh, what’s-her-name-again? (The one who left Fox for NBC.) But, really, who dresses in blackface?

(ii) The thing about this guy is that he demanded that Jerk #1 (the Dr. Gosnell/Dr. Mengele post-birth “hospice aborter”) should resign for having donned blackface thirty or forty years ago. Although Jerk #1 should be entitled to atonement and redemption for that one — but not for advocating infanticide as recently as 2019 — this Jerk #3 absolutely must resign because he set the standard that Blackfaces must resign, no redemption, no explanation, no matter what. So, the only advice to him: Don’t let the door hit your keisteron your way out.

III. Green Hams and Eggheads

Meanwhile, with the whole lot of these Leftist Democrats crazier than each other, somehow The Hyphen managed to escape from the butterfly nets and her white straitjacket, and she ended up announcing her new Green Economy. Remember: The Hyphen got into Congress by beating an Old Caucasian Gas-Expeller by a vote of 15,897 to 11,761 in a Bronx-Queens Democrat primary in a predominantly Hispanic district of 691,813people. (Whoever wins the Democrat primary in New York’s 14th Congressional District automatically wins the November election.) Now she is crowned the Star of Congress, although she could not have appeared more clueless during the State of the Union Address. (“Uh, is this when I should stand? When do I sit again? Is it OK to smile now? Is this when we clap?”) Now she has a plan for an America of the future, having determined that we all have only twelve years left to planet earth so we may as well spend more time at home. The Hyphen’s plan includes but is not limited to:

(i) No more oil or natural gas. So no more cars that run on gasoline. Weep for 800,000 government employees on three-weeks’ furlough from making paper-clip chains, but disregard the millions who will lose their jobs in the energy sector. They all will be dead in twelve years anyway.)

(ii) No more air travel because planes run on fossil fuels. Just high-speed rail. Thoughts:

(a) This means: No more visits to Hawaii, but at least it isolates Crazy Mazie from the mainland. And we better pull the troops home from Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Germany, Japan, and everywhere else quickly while we still have the planes. Putin and the Korean Doughboy will have to come here if they want meetings.

(b) The model for the nation’s high-speed rail transit is California. Its original projected cost was around $60 billion. Now it is up to $100 billion. It was supposed to be done with Phase One in 2022. No one now knows when it will be ready, but they talk of it being completed in 2033 — which is after the earth will explode. Check back in fourteen years for an update.

(iii) No more meat because cows belch. Thoughts:

(a) Yet another justification for infanticide: babies burp, so kill them.

(b) If the Government can regulate the soda you drink and your sugar intake, why not regulate your sources of protein? But if gas-passing causes a carbon footprint, shouldn’t she be banning beans, too?

(c) Next on the list of banned substances presumably will be white bread and white rice: (i) bad for A1C; (ii) reeks of white privilege.

(iv) Every single American building and house to be retro-whatevered to make them green-friendly. (Any comment is superfluous.)

(iv) Healthcare for all. (See here for that commentary.)

(v) Income guaranteed to all, regardless of whether they even will accept work. Pay them with money borrowed from China, or print more.

All this in one week. The Narcissist Democrat Women in Coutured Straitjackets that we paid for. The Last Families of Virginia. The Hyphen gone from White to Green. Know that your innermost thoughts are validated: The whole lot of them are bat-crazy.

Dov Fischer
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Rabbi Dov Fischer, Esq., a high-stakes litigation attorney of more than twenty-five years and an adjunct professor of law of more than fifteen years, is rabbi of Young Israel of Orange County, California. His legal career has included serving as Chief Articles Editor of UCLA Law Review, clerking for the Hon. Danny J. Boggs in the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit, and then litigating at three of America’s most prominent law firms: JonesDay, Akin Gump, and Baker & Hostetler. In his rabbinical career, Rabbi Fischer has served several terms on the Executive Committee of the Rabbinical Council of America, is Senior Rabbinic Fellow at the Coalition for Jewish Values, has been Vice President of Zionist Organization of America, and has served on regional boards of the American Jewish Committee, B’nai Brith Hillel, and several others. His writings on contemporary political issues have appeared over the years in the Wall Street Journal, the Los Angeles Times, the Jerusalem Post, National Review, American Greatness, The Weekly Standard, and in Jewish media in American and in Israel. A winner of an American Jurisprudence Award in Professional Legal Ethics, Rabbi Fischer also is the author of two books, including General Sharon’s War Against Time Magazine, which covered the Israeli General’s 1980s landmark libel suit.
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