Chronicle of a Hypochondriac in the Lion’s Mouth - The American Spectator

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Chronicle of a Hypochondriac in the Lion’s Mouth

Life in the sanatorium is a continuous injustice.

by Itxu Díaz

October 2, 2021, 9:37 AM

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Anything fun that can be done in a hospital is strictly forbidden. First thing in the morning, the hallway floor is slippery like a puddle of oil. I always think it's the perfect time to see how far o...

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Itxu Díaz is a Spanish journalist, political satirist, and author. He has written 10 books on topics as diverse as politics, music, and smart appliances. He is a contributor to The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, National Review, American Conservative, and Diario Las Américas in the United States, as well as a columnist at several Spanish magazines and newspapers. He was also an adviser to the Ministry for Education, Culture, and Sports in Spain.

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