Alistair Cummerbund

Alistair Cummerbund is the chief Washington correspondent for the United British Press syndicate. In his free time, he enjoys smoking, smoking, and smoking.

President Obama to Propose Free Churros for Everybody


CAPITOL HILL (United British Press) — President Barack Obama intends in weeks ahead to outline a proposal to provide every American with fresh delicious churros at no cost, according to White House sources, who say the president has been “obsessed” with the idea since tasting one of the fried pastries for the first time earlier this […]

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