So Hillary Clinton says she’s a political outsider.
If Hillary Clinton is a political outsider then I’m the starting centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox.
If Hillary Clinton is a political outsider then Bashar Assad is a reformer.
If Hillary Clinton is a political outsider then Kim Kardashian is a virgin.
If Hillary Clinton is a political outsider then the Ayatollah buys Israel bonds.
If Hillary Clinton is a political outsider then Donald Trump is a beacon of humility.
If Hillary Clinton is a political outsider then Bill Clinton never looks at other women.
The day Hillary Clinton is a political outsider is the day that Al Sharpton doesn’t cry racism.
The day Hillary Clinton is a political outsider is the day Rand Paul comes out in favor of the Iraq War.
The day Hillary Clinton is a political outsider is the day President Obama repeals Obamacare.
The day Hillary Clinton is a political outsider is the day Bernie Sanders renounces socialism.
The day Hillary Clinton is a political outsider is the day she uses a government e-mail address.
The day Hillary Clinton is a political outsider then…ah, what difference does it make?