Having noted the MSM’s furious reaction to the “Celeb” ad — a sure sign of the ad’s effectiveness — I must now, alas, take note of the Rorschach inkblot reaction of certain liberal bloggers, who perceive subliminal messages where any ordinary viewer sees only a spoof of the Democratic “rock star” candidate.

How many times must we tell progressives that the cheap generic store-brand tinfoil they’re using in their hats won’t do the job? As any regular listener to shortwave conspiracy-theory radio knows, only Heavy-Duty Reynolds Wrap(TM) can effectively block CIA brain-control signals.