Now that he's won his battle against those Tide Pods that supposedly look like candy to small children, who are, apparently, eating them by the millions, Chuck Schumer is taking on yet another threat to your very health and safety, and everything you hold dear in this life and the next.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Schumer is here to rescue you from cell phone cases that kind of look like guns.
Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) is raising alarm about the sale of iPhone cases that are made to look like the handle of a 9 mm handgun.
In letters to online retailers and U.S. Customs and Border Protection, the senator said the product is a disaster waiting to happen and warned it might violate federal law.
The New York senator's warning had an immediate effect; Amazon and eBay told news outlets they were removing listings for the product.