Academia gives insufficient due to conservative ideas, an insight that isn't exactly original, but that I mention here because despite the fact that I'm sympathetic to its premise I think this is the worst opinion piece I've ever read.
Admittedly, I am biased -- poorly written columns bother me most when their absurdity can be used to discredit arguments I care about. I'd very much like, for example, to persuade fair-minded people that the academy should recommit itself to intellectual diversity, that aspects of the modern curriculum are frivolous, etc.
My cause isn't helped when a widely read conservative Web site publishes a piece on the subject that begins as follows:
The victory cry is heard across the land in the cheers of Obama's constituency on college campuses.
It's almost unseemly to single out merely one of those clauses for mockery, but I can't help it: ravishing our virgins? Really? Also, "our" virgins? The mind boggles.