- Tenured and Powerless from the June 2012 issue
- Absolutely Fabulist December 28, 2011
- Moderation Is No Virtue May 20, 2009
- You Are Stupid from the February 2009 issue
- Monday Cartoon December 22, 2008
- Anuzis on Deck November 14, 2008
- Presidential Material from the November 2008 issue
- Last Call for John McCain October 8, 2008
- The Barracuda Bites Back October 3, 2008
- Disorientation October 1, 2008
- Barack Oboring August 28, 2008
- Cynically Confused July 15, 2008
- The Sources of Our Discontent February 21, 2008
- Inspired, But Not Inspirational February 19, 2008
- On the Rivera February 13, 2008
- The Great Iraqi Copout August 2, 2007
- How to Court a Connecticut Yankee June 29, 2006
- My Application to Harvard May 8, 2006
- Not Black and White Enough March 16, 2006
- The F.C. January 9, 2006
- When War Comes Calling January 5, 2006
- An Astonishing Lack of Coulter December 13, 2005
- Back to Base Tactics November 15, 2005
- Grouchy Gauchos November 11, 2005
- Of Francs and Failures November 10, 2005
- NOW Is Not the Best Time November 1, 2005
- Mr. Simcox Goes to Washington September 30, 2005
- Morons on Message September 26, 2005
- Southern Decadence September 15, 2005
- Democrats of the World: Untie! August 2, 2005
- The Burden of Free Markets July 22, 2005
- Harry Potter and the Chair of Peter July 14, 2005
- Parlez-Vous Espanol, Old Chap? July 8, 2005













