John sells his soul to the Devil. The price is fifty thousand dollars a week for the next four weeks. The first week the Devil shows up two days late and John complains.
The response is flippant. “Hey, I’m the Devil. I don’t do punctuality.”
The second week he shows up with only forty-nine thousand and John gets back to griping. The response: “I am the Devil. I don’t do accuracy.” The third week he comes with cash that is all crumpled and sticky. “I am the Devil. I don’t do cleanliness.”
When the final week rolls around the Devil gets his act together. He shows up on time with a crisp $100,000 bill. He hands it to John and asks for change.
“Sorry,” John replies, pocketing the bill. “I am a sellout. I don’t do honesty.”
Poor Devil, his technique is so outdated. He needs to learn from the real masters, the Clintons. Listen closely to the defense offered up by Hillary for all the cash swallowed up by the family “foundation” and you will see how souls can be corrupted without paying a penny. In fact they will pay you for the honor.