Uncle Obama's shell game is mainly for losers.
Don't worry -- after a quick fix it'll throw two rods at once.
But learn to drive first!
Continuing to build cars nobody will buy.
Zero to 40 in under 7 years -- that's miles per gallon, with no exceptions.
GM's new honchos pride themselves on being clueless about their own products.
By next week, we'll learn more about GM's hideous bankruptcy "restructuring" plan.
From now on, driving will be more fun in go-carts -- or until they're also outlawed.
GM to "restructure" overseas -- using taxpayer dollars.
Charles Hurley, the new National Highway Traffic Safety nominee, is eager to pull you over to check your breath.