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People Like Waffles

By 5.28.04

How the Bush campaign wasted $70 million on the wrong John Kerry.

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He’s Really Done It This Time

By 5.27.04

Until next time, that is, but what in the world made Kerry think he could evade nomination at his party�s convention?

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Shrill Pill

By 5.26.04

The Democrats should have picked Howard Dean, or at least John Edwards, if they wanted to beat President Bush.

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Janus-Faced Kerry Compass

By 5.20.04

When JFK II’s rhetoric points to the right, he’s really heading leftward.

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Kerry’s Aspirin Factory Moment

By 5.18.04

Exactly how inept is the Kerry campaign?

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The No Clue Election

By 5.13.04

Bush wins in a rout, as will Kerry, except it’s likely to be a dead heat.

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Kerry’s Vietnam Quagmire

By 5.5.04

He evidently has no other selling point.

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Six More Years

By 4.28.04

President Bush manages to win an election. Will Senator Specter remain grateful?

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Small Tent

By 4.27.04

Toomey’s populist campaign is in disarray but he may still win, no thanks to the paid staff.

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Wooing the Goldwater Vote

By 4.26.04

Desperate to hold on, Arlen Specter turns into Attila. Live from the battlefield.