If he had his way, our nationâ€™s cars would run on biodegradable ketchup. Itâ€™s all in his record.
John Kerry v. Martin Luther -- and the Vatican.
Once a scream, always a scream, even at a Kerry rally. Howie for President!
Word on the street is heâ€™s taller than Abraham Lincoln.
When John Kerry is crowned president, heâ€™ll replace "Hail to the Chief" with "Pomp and Circumstance."
John Edwards didn't have to be so nice ... though who's to say he would have been loved anyway.
To make himself look good J.F. Kerry will need to select a thorough mediocrity.
John Kerry is as shaky as he is tall. Which is why John Edwards still could topple him.
Itâ€™s not easy even youâ€™re not pathological -- and in the case of Howie Dean all bets are now off.
Primary Democrats pretend theyâ€™re still competing, but even Mean Dean calls the top guy "President Kerry."