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Kerry Gasses

By 3.30.04

If he had his way, our nation’s cars would run on biodegradable ketchup. It’s all in his record.
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Dean Dumb Come

By 3.25.04

Once a scream, always a scream, even at a Kerry rally. Howie for President!
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His Royal Highness

By 3.10.04

When John Kerry is crowned president, he’ll replace "Hail to the Chief" with "Pomp and Circumstance."
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Nice Guys Finish Second

By 3.2.04

John Edwards didn't have to be so nice ... though who's to say he would have been loved anyway.
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The Real Veepstakes

By 2.26.04

To make himself look good J.F. Kerry will need to select a thorough mediocrity.
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Letting Go

By 2.18.04

It’s not easy even you’re not pathological -- and in the case of Howie Dean all bets are now off.
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Off Wisconsin

By 2.15.04

Primary Democrats pretend they’re still competing, but even Mean Dean calls the top guy "President Kerry."
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