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Buzzfeed to Readers: Start Fantasizing About Sex with Animals

By on 3.26.14 | 1:34PM

File this one in the growing pile of evidence that our culture is a sewer. Widely read blog BuzzFeed.com posted an interactive piece yesterday entitled "What's Your Sex Number?: The ultimate 'purity test' for the modern age." The author of the piece, one Summer Anne Burton, was kind enough to warn readers that the piece is NSFW. I share that same warning regarding the following.

The piece is a checklist in which readers can input whether or not they have participated in various sex acts. They are then scored based upon the answers. The list starts out innocent enough. Have you ever hugged someone? What about kissed? But by the end, readers are asked such questions as whether or not they have had sex while high on various substances, been urinated or defecated upon during sex, fantasized about sex with a relative, or--and this is the showstopper--fantasized about sex with an animal.

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Britain Incinerates Babies for Fuel

By on 3.26.14 | 11:10AM

Recall Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal, where Swift satirically suggests wealthy Englishmen eat poor Irish babies as a delicacy to solve the problem of a rampant poverty-stricken population. Of course, he never meant a word of it. He meant to shock.

Melanie McDonagh said it best when she commented that “Swift couldn’t have made it up” in regards to the following story:

The remains of at least 15,500 aborted and miscarried babies were incinerated as clinical waste and even used to heat some hospitals in the United Kingdom, an investigation has revealed.

The Department of Health on Sunday issued an instant ban after 10 National Health Service trusts admitted to burning fetal remains alongside garbage and two others used the remains in “waste-to-energy” programs, the U.K. Telegraph reported.

In fact, I wonder if Swift could have even imagined this abhorrent practice.

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Morning Round-Up 3-26

By on 3.26.14 | 10:08AM

Feature of the Day: Smoking Proves Hard to Shake Among the Poor

Morning Headlines

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Associated Press

  1. HHS Grants Extra Time to Enroll for Health Care

Politico

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Morning Round-Up 3-25

By on 3.25.14 | 9:56AM

Feature of the Day: 5.1 million Americans have security clearances. That’s more than the entire population of Norway.

Morning Headlines

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Associated Press

  1. Videos Key to Case in NYC Against Bin Laden In-Law
  2. FCC: Thousands of Hotels Don’t Offer Direct 911

Politico

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Chris Christie: I Still Exist

By on 3.25.14 | 7:37AM

Following Bridgegate, Rand Paul emerged in the 2016 spotlight and Chris Christie retired to the shadows.

Debates on Paul’s foreign policy, his positions on social issues, and his attempt at broader conservative outreach at places like UC Berkeley have been front and center of both right and left publications. Christie has not.

In fact, murmurs of Jeb Bush emerging as a presidential candidate may further dwarf Christie’s standing in the media as the establishment-favored contender.

But there’s one public figure who hasn’t forgotten about Christie: Chris Christie.

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The Federal Government Runs a Paperwork Mine

By on 3.24.14 | 6:56PM

The Washington Post reports that retirement paperwork for federal employes is still processed by hand — in an abandoned mine 230 feet below the surface of the earth:

The employees here pass thousands of case files from cavern to cavern and then key in retirees’ personal data, one line at a time. They work underground not for secrecy but for space. The old mine’s tunnels have room for more than 28,000 file cabinets of paper records.

This odd place is an example of how hard it is to get a time-wasting bug out of a big bureaucratic system.

Held up by all that paper, work in the mine runs as slowly now as it did in 1977.

“The need for automation was clear — in 1981,” said James W. Morrison Jr., who oversaw the retirement-processing system under President Ronald Reagan. In a telephone interview this year, Morrison recalled his horror upon learning that the system was all run on paper: “After a year, I thought, ‘God, my reputation will be ruined if we don’t fix this,’ ” he said.

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Obamacare, Celebrity Endorsements, and Late-Night Jokes

By on 3.24.14 | 3:52PM

If you thought celebrities were only good for entertainment, think again. President Obama has wrangled some of “the best” in order to promote his signature health care plan. The program’s only chance at success is the enrollment of young, healthy people. What better way to recruit the young than with their favorite celebrities?

No, not Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus – but how about People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”? Maroon 5’s Adam Levine has been tweeting about the need to #getcovered.

In case the alluring glare of Levine isn’t enough, here is a video of his mom (along with other celebrity mothers) informing you that you need to sign up for insurance:

Jonah Hill’s mommy, Sharon Feldstein, goes straight for the guilt trip:

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Obamacare Isn’t Helping People; It’s Coercing Them

By on 3.24.14 | 12:29PM

President Obama might reach his 6 million Obamacare enrollee goal, but not people have been pining to sign up for affordable health insurance.

The explanation for the sudden surge of enrollees rests on good, old-fashioned fear. People are getting worried as companies, such as H&R Block, explain just how high the penalties for not obtaining coverage will be, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The $95 fine doesn’t sound like much, but remember: the fine is $95 or one percent of your income, whichever is higher:

One H&R Block handout for people who visit a branch specified that a married couple with two children filing jointly, and making $58,500 a year, would be hit with a penalty of $350 in 2014, then $975 in 2015 and $2,085 in 2016—far greater than the $95 many people assume they're eyeing.

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Obama — Europe ‘Not a Battleground Between East and West’

By on 3.24.14 | 10:46AM

President Obama conducted an interview with a Dutch newspaper prior to his arrival in The Netherlands to start his weeklong overseas trip. He proclaimed, "The United States does not view Europe as a battleground between East and West, nor do we view the situation in Ukraine as a zero sum game. That's the kind of thinking that should have ended with the Cold War." 
 
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