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Bibi Wins Big!!! UPDATED

By on 3.18.15 | 8:45AM

Let me do my best Daniel Bryan impersonation.

Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!

While the exit polls indicated the Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud and the Zionist Camp led by Labor Party leader Isaac Herzog was virtually tied, by evening's end Likud had won 30 seats compared with 24 for the Zionist Camp. Herzog would concede defeat and Bibi has won his fourth term as Prime Minister. Only David Ben-Gurion, Israel's first Prime Minister has won more elections.

Bibi gambled and won.

Two Household Names Bow Out

By on 3.17.15 | 10:07PM

TAMPA — Two of Florida’s household political name political figures have announced they will not seek the U.S. Senate seat Marco Rubio will almost certainly abandon to seek the presidency. Those who write snarky political columns — mentioning no names — will have to make do without the outrageousness of Congresswoman and Democratic National Committee chairwomanperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and without the unbearable lightness of Charlie Crist.

Wasserman Schultz announced Tuesday that she will seek re-election to her South Beach congressional seat. In a Facebook entry Monday Crist said he would not seek any political office in 2016. This is a bit surprising to those for whom Florida politics is a favorite indoor sport, as the 58-year-old Crist has done nothing but seek and hold political office since he was elected to the Florida Senate in 1992. And with Crist, the fact that he has said he will or won’t do something is no guarantee that he will or won’t do whatever it is he said he will or won’t do. 

Rep. Aaron Schock to Resign

By on 3.17.15 | 6:48PM

Ah, Illinois.

We had just jogged past the two year anniversary of the last time a sitting Illinois politician entered a guilty plea on a Federal crime. Former Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. copped to a Federal wire and mail fraud charge on February 20, 2013. He was sentenced in August of 2013. And for two blissful years, we were free of the immediate taint of Federal corruption. At least, the current taint. 

And then, there's Rep. Aaron Schock, who, today, became the bazillionth Illinois politician to fall prey to the trappings of elected office. He will resign effective March 31, 2015.

Illinois Rep. Aaron Schock resigned Tuesday, less than 12 hours after POLITICO raised questions about tens of thousands of dollars in mileage reimbursements he received for his personal vehicle.

Bibi & Bugie Virtually Tied in Israeli Election

By on 3.17.15 | 4:33PM

Several exit polls have been released following today's vote in Israel.

Two of the polls have Benjamin Netanyahu's Likud and the Zionist Camp coalition led by Labor Party leader Isaac Herzog each winning 27 seats apiece while a third poll has Likud ahead by one seat (28 to 27).

It would appear that Netanyahu had regained some ground in the final days of the campaign after polls showed the Zionist Camp surging ahead.

But it will be days, perhaps week before we know who will lead Israel's new government.

Why Conservatives Should Be Skeptical of The Ferguson Report, Part 2

By on 3.17.15 | 3:46PM

Last week, I outlined my reasoning as to why conservatives should be skeptical of the DOJ's report on the Ferguson Police Department in response to NRO's Jason Lee Steorts praise of the report.

Since then other conservatives such as Steorts' NRO colleague David French, Seth Mandel of Commentary as well as Leon H. Wolf of Red State have all written in praise of Eric Holder's work.

Thoughts on Michael Douglas’ Op-Ed on Anti-Semitism

By on 3.17.15 | 12:58PM

Over the weekend, actor Michael Douglas penned an op-ed for the L.A. Times on the question of anti-Semitism.

Douglas was motivated to write the editorial after his son had his first encounter with anti-Semitism while their family was vacationing in southern Europe last summer.

He identifies three reasons why he anti-Semitism, particularly in Europe, has seen a resurgence: a bad economy, misplaced hatred of Israel and demographics citing the growing Muslim population on the continent.

Starbucks To Improve Race Relations With Coffee Cups, Possibly

By on 3.17.15 | 11:04AM

A few years ago, when we were struggling through a shutdown that impacted a whopping 2% of government services, Starbucks Barista-in-Chief Howard Schultz, whose management of the coffee company is just slightly better than his management of the Seattle Supersonics, decided that the time had come to use Starbucks's most powerful weapon - writing the occasionally misspelled phrase on a paper cup - to bridge the partisan debate.

In a move that convinced absolutely nobody to embrace a bipartisan solution to the shutdown crisis, Starbucks baristas across DC began writing "Come Together" on cups of coffee dispensed to Congressmen and their staffs. It quickly became a running gag, and Starbucks has since taken a hiatus from interfering in the day to day lives of everyday Americans whose names they often can't even pronounce correctly. 

Until now. Now, they're taking their coffee-marking scheme nationwide in a bid to encourage the legions of white liberals who pay $5 per cup for subpar espresso drinks to improve race relations, by scrawling "Race Together" on their cups.

Mitt Romney Will Fight Evander Holyfield for Charity

By on 3.17.15 | 10:48AM

He may not have been able to beat Barack Obama, but can he beat (literally) one of the greatest boxers in the sport's history?

Mitt Romney - yes, that Mitt Romney - will suit up and enter the ring on May 15, perhaps for the toughest (actual) fight of his life, as he squares off against Evander Holyfield. For charity, of course. I mean, obviously. I know Romney's been busy these last couple of years, getting pizza with his grandkids and spiffing up his La Jolla car elevator to sell, so that he can move to a brand new plot of land in central Utah, but I don't think he's been pounding cow carcasses and chasing chickens.

Forget about Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather, the real fight of the century is scheduled for May 15 when Mitt Romney enters the ring to battle Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City.

Yes, you read that right. Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, and Holyfield, the five-time heavyweight titleholder who smacked around the likes of Mike Tyson and George Foreman, are going to lace up gloves and duke it out in a charity exhibition.

Would Zack Wheeler Have Been Better Off With an Ultrasound or a Sonogram Than an MRI?

By on 3.17.15 | 9:43AM

I usually don't watch spring training games, but I did catch a bit of the Nationals-Mets game on Saturday afternoon. Zack Wheeler was scheduled to start for the Mets, but he was scratched due to soreness in his elbow as well as having developed a blister on the index finger of his pitching hand.

The Mets' announcers were downplaying the significance of the elbow and didn't think an MRI would be necessary as Wheeler had already undergone two MRIs - one in November and one in January neither of which showed structural damage to his elbow.

But Mets GM Sandy Alderson did an about face the following day and Wheeler undergo an MRI which revealed a torn UCL. Wheeler will require Tommy John surgery and miss the entire 2015 season.

Tzipi Livni: The Hillary Clinton of Israeli Politics

By on 3.16.15 | 10:26PM

In a last minute decision, Tzipi Livni announced that she will not serve as Prime Minister should the Zionist Camp win tomorrow's Israeli elections. 

Livni's Hatnuah had formed an alliance with Isaac Herzog's Labor Party at the outset of the election campaign. They had agreed that if the Zionist Camp came to power, Herzog would serve as Prime Minister for two years and then hand off power to Livni.

Naftali Bennett and Yair Lapid believe that Netanyahu and Herzog are going to form a national unity government.

Anything is possible, but given the animosity between Bibi and Bougie I think it is highly unlikely. The more plausible explanation is that Livni was a drag on the Zionist Camp ticket

I know Israel broke the glass ceiling with Golda Meir more than 45 years ago. Nevertheless, Livni could be the Hillary Clinton of Israeli politics.

 

 

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