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President Obama “Eagerly Looking Forward” to Hawaiian Vacation

By on 12.16.14 | 1:13PM

Congress has one more committee meeting this month and then they're all headed home for a month-long (or, in some cases, following the 2014 elections, a permanent) vacation. Seeing as how they've exhausted themselves working approximately half the year, clearly they deserve the time off to enjoy all the gifts they'll receive from lobbyists, and to recover from the pounding hangover they got from all of these DC holiday parties.

The President himself will also depart the Capitol this weekend, taking off on Friday for a 17-day Hawaiian vacation with his family at their private home in Kailua. The President, who has had a rough six months or so as his Administration's early policies bear fruit worldwide, is said to be "eagerly looking forward to" the nice weather and possible lack of cell phone service.

“On Friday, the first family will depart the White House en route to Honolulu, Hawaii — a flight that I know the president himself is eagerly looking forward to,” said spokesman Josh Earnest.

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Jeb Bush “Actively Exploring” 2016 Presidential Run

By on 12.16.14 | 12:38PM

In response to Jeb Bush's Facebook announcement this morning, that he is "actively exploring" a 2016 Presidential bid, I am "actively exploring" consuming an entire box of cookies.

Behold, the social media message you've been waiting for.

His Leadership PAC will be open for business and accepting donations, I assume, in January. If for some reason Jeb Bush's active exploration turns up a whole mess of people who don't want him to run for President, and the PAC never transforms into a true campaign, the Leadership PAC can then dole out it's collected sums to other candidates that support Jeb's favored positions.
 
NBC News/WSJ opinion polling shows Jeb Bush with positives in the low-to-mid 20s, but negatives only in the 30s. With name recognition and regular media coverage, those numbers should change. At least, he hopes they will.
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Taliban Attacks Pakistani Military School; 132 of 141 Killed Are Children

By on 12.16.14 | 12:03PM

The Taliban have attacked a Pakistani military school in Peshawar. As of this writing, 141 have been been killed. Of that total, 132 are children.

Whether it's in a tiny Australian cafe or a large Pakistani military school; whether it's carried out by one person or carried out by a well organized and trained militia; whether the victims are adults or children and whether the victims are almost entirely non-Muslim in one instance or almost entirely Muslim in another instance, violence and terror committed in the name of Islam is a global phenomenon. This phenomenon is not occurring with any other religious or ideological movement on a global scale.

But until we stop being afraid of telling it like it is then there will be no end to this global phenomenon of Islamic terrorism.

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Camille Cosby Defends Husband

By on 12.15.14 | 8:21PM

Camille Cosby, who has been married to Bill Cosby for 50 years, issued a statement in defense of her husband.

In her statement, Cosby made reference to the now discredited Rolling Stone story about the gang rape that purportedly took place at a fraternity at the University of Virginia:

We all followed the story of the article in the Rolling Stone concerning allegations of rape at the University of Virginia. The story was heart-breaking, but ultimately appears to be proved to be untrue. Many in the media were quick to link that story to stories about my husband — until that story unwound.

None of us will ever want to be in the position of attacking a victim. But the question should be asked — who is the victim?

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Sandy Hook Families File Lawsuit Against Gun Manufacturer

By on 12.15.14 | 3:58PM

An attorney representing nine of the families who lost loved ones at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut two years ago have filed a lawsuit against Bushmaster, a Maine based gun manufacturer for negligence.

I don't see this lawsuit going anywhere. It's true that gun manufacturers have been sued in the past. Indeed, back in 2004, Bushmaster agreed to pay the eight families who lost loved ones to the D.C. Sniper $550,000 after being sued by the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence. However, the passage of The Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act in 2005 gave gun manufacturers increased protection against such liability. As the NRA (who strongly supported the legislation) argued, "Suing the firearms industry for street crime is like suing General Motors for criminal acts involving Buicks." The argument is every bit as applicable to school shootings.

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Big Cromnibus Winners: NSA, Hungry Kids, Farting Cows

By on 12.15.14 | 3:38PM

If there was any good news to come out of this weekend's CRomnibus festivities, it was that you can now make any Democrat immediately cringe by implying that Eizabeth Warren is their side's equivalent of everyone's favorite showboating Republican Presidential contender, Ted Cruz. But that's about it. The rest of the CRomnibus is just an endless string of soul-crushing spending provisions, Wall Street handouts, and complete budget funding for a bunch of agencies you don't even know exist until you accidentally run afoul of them.

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Jeb Bush Loses Weight, Writes Book, Releases Emails

By on 12.15.14 | 3:10PM

So far, the Republican field, which is expected to be an embarrassment of riches come the 2016 primary season looks far more like a straight-up embarrassment. From the Dr. Carson miniseries to the threat of a second wave of Rick Santorum branded sweater vests to the threat of Mike Huckabee in general, we're not looking at banner slate of early-adopters.

But while these two might not fit the bill from a more libertarian perspective, conservatives might get their very own early candidate to despise. Word on the strees is that Jeb Bush is all set to announce his candidacy for 2016. He's lost some weight, he's written an e-book, and for Christmas, he's gifting you 250,000 emails from his time as Florida governor.

You're welcome, America.

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush said on Sunday he will release 250,000 emails from his two terms in office and write an eBook outlining his governing philosophy. The moves have set the political sphere atwitter with speculation he's closer than ever to deciding to run for president in 2016.

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Joe Biden Told a Campaign Story that Might Have Been the Plot to The Godfather

By on 12.15.14 | 2:07PM

Joe Biden was honored last Wednesday by the womens' rights group "Vital Voices," which exists to help combat domestic violence against women. While accepting his award for doing his part in the vast #WaronWomen, Joe, who will need to court the female vote in order to defeat his two potential primary foes, Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren (both nominally female), told a story about how, when he was a kid, he beat the ever-living tar out of a boy who pushed his sister off of a bicycle

Biden regaled the audience with a brutal anecdote about his youth — when he was Joey Biden — that he insisted was totally true.

“I remember coming back from Mass on Sunday,” Biden explained, according to the Beast. “Always the big treat was, we’d stop at the donut shop.”

His father was waiting in the car, as was the custom, he said. On this occasion, Biden’s sister, Valerie, “tugged on” the future vice president’s arm and said, “‘That’s the boy who kicked me off my bicycle.’”

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Cries of Islamophobia Follow Sydney Terror Attack

By on 12.15.14 | 12:26PM

At this hour, it is unclear how many people died during the Sydney terror attack.

But cries of Islamophobia are alive and well. Take this item:

ANTI-ISLAMIC sentiment has flooded social media in the wake of the Sydney siege, but there is a campaign gathering steam that will restore your faith in humanity.

A Twitter movement, #illridewithyou, has sprouted with everyday Australians offering to ride on buses and trains with Muslims, or give them a lift to work tomorrow, in order to keep them safe.

While the report goes on to show tweets in support of the #illridewithyou campaign, the report does not show any of the so-called "anti-Islamic sentiment" that "has flooded social media" as a result of the Sydney terror attack, much less reported any violence against Australian Muslims.

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Sydney Terrorist is “Self-Styled” Iranian Sheik Out on Bail

By on 12.15.14 | 12:04PM

There was some consternation on Twitter yesterday about the validity of the Sydney "lone wolf" terrorist's allegiances. Twitter could not figure out whether he was holding hostages in a chocolate shop because he was "legitimately" part of ISIS, or whether he just happend to get bad service and was merely fed up with the holiday season and taking it out on corporate chocolate hegemony. After all, social media couldn't tell if he had a real ISIS flag of just the slightly-less-threatening "Shahada flag," an "expression of Islamic faith." Considering he was taking hostages, that argument was basically splitting hairs, but it takes a lot for the media to speak with authority on religions these days. Or something. 

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