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Thank You Mount Sinai Hospital!!!

By on 10.13.14 | 7:28PM

While there are pressing matters concerning ISIS and Ebola, my mind has been otherwise occupied for the past several days. 

What was supposed to be a family vacation in New York this weekend became a crisis when my Dad suddenly required emergency triple bypass surgery. Dad hadn't been feeling well for the several weeks with a persistent pain in his back. He thought it might have been his gall bladder and saw a gastroenterologist, Dr. Peter Chang, who thought his heart might be the culprit and recommended Dad undergo a stress test. The stress test revealed nearly complete blockage of his arteries. He would require immediate treatment at Mount Sinai Hospital where he would undergo the triple bypass procedure. Dad is recovering with his characteristic sense of humor. When he saw me with my brother and sister, he said, "Let's go out and play some ball."

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California on the Lookout for Creepy Clowns

By on 10.13.14 | 5:55PM

I'm not okay with this

Reports of creepy clowns carrying knives and other weapons have been scaring people in the California city of Bakersfield for the past week, police said on Sunday.

In the latest incident, a person telephoned the Bakersfield Police Department on Saturday night, reporting a clown armed with a firearm, said watch commander Lieutenant Jason Matson.

"We've been having sightings all over the city," Matson said. "They range from anywhere from a guy carrying a gun to a guy carrying a knife running up to houses."

That's right. California is being terrorized by mysterious, knife-wielding clowns.

And you thought Ebola was something to be worried about.

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Republicans to Blame for Ebola Outbreak, Apparently

By on 10.13.14 | 1:09PM

It was inevitable that Republicans would be blamed for the spread of the Ebola virus, especially given that this is an election year. Fortunately, we did not have to wait very long for a series of stories pinning the infectious disease on the party of Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, and that sinister cabal from The Simpsons that meets in a mountaintop castle to oversee the development of their multinational evil plots. 

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Jan Hooks, R.I.P.

By on 10.12.14 | 12:22AM

Actress/comedienne Jan Hooks, best known for her days as a cast member of Saturday Night Live, passed away on Thursday of an undisclosed illness. She was 56.

Hooks was an integral part of yet underrated member of an SNL cast in the latter half of the 1980s and early 1990s that included Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Dennis Miller, Kevin Nealon, Victoria Jackson and Nora Dunn. I thought she was consistently funny, particularly as one half of the Sweeney Sisters with Dunn. 

After SNL, she joined the cast of Designing Women and would appear in TV shows like Third Rock from the Sun and 30 Rock as well as movies like Batman Returns. At the time of her death, she hadn't had an acting role in nearly four years and can only imagine this was due to whatever illness with which she was afflicted. 

She always left me with a laugh. If you can say that about someone then they've done some good in the world.

 

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Thoughts on Malala Being Named Co-Winner of Nobel Peace Prize

By on 10.12.14 | 12:08AM

I do find it interesting that the Nobel Committee saw fit to have Malala Yousafzai share the Peace Prize. Now it certainly isn't unusual for this Nobel to be awarded to more than one person or organization. But it is interesting to me that they made a point of awarding the prize jointly to a Pakistani and an Indian. I realize there have been recent escalations in tension between India and Pakistan, but that is par for the course. I have no objections to their selection of Kailash Satyarthi. He is certainly a far more worthy recipient than a certain sitting U.S. President.

With that said, I think the Nobel Committee was reluctant to bestow the award solely upon Malala because the emphasis would shift on someone who has stood up to Islamic fundamentalism, paid a price for it and lived to tell the tale. Like many institutions, while the Nobel Committee is happy to tweak George W. Bush by giving the Peace Prize to Jimmy Carter, it does not want to offend the Muslim world. Malala's selection is made more palatable by making it part of a campaign to promote peace between India and Pakistan. 

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Wendy Davis Attacks Greg Abbott for Being in a Wheelchair

By on 10.10.14 | 7:28PM

Wendy Davis is running ten points behind Greg Abbott in the Texas governor's race. And this ad, where she claims Greg Abbott got rich from being paralyzed.  

Classy.

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Obama Considering Closing Gitmo With Executive Order

By on 10.10.14 | 2:08PM

Last night, Gwyneth Paltrow wished up on a falling star, if she believes in such a thing, that Barack Obama would have greater opportunity to enact his legislative agenda without having to rely on the pesky details associated with a representative democracy. This morning, the Hill announced that Barack Obama is considering using executive action to close Guantanamo Bay's terrorist detention facility and by pass legislation designed to keep Gitmo detainees out of the American prison population.

Coincidence? I think not. Also a conicidence? I fully support this idea if the terrorists can be relocated to Gwyneth Paltrow's Brentwood mansion. She already has the 9-foot steel gates. 

President Obama is considering executive action to close the detention facility at Guantánamo Bay, despite congressional legislation that bans the transfer of detainees there to prisons in the U.S., according to a Thursday report.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Fawns Over President, Gets Constitution Wrong

By on 10.10.14 | 11:24AM

Last night, Barack Obama tied up his seven-day fundraising bender with a visit to Gwyneth Paltrow's Beverly Hills home, where he collected checks from Hollywood celebrities and, no doubt, dined on Gwyneth's signature vegan, gluten-free diet food. Fortunately, what has been a rough week for the President generally, cleared up as he was feted and - quite literally - fawned over at the event.

The idiocy of Hollywood was in full bloom Thursday night when Gwyneth Paltrow turned an already-embarrassing Hollywood fundraiser into "The Dating Game."

Paltrow -- who hosted the event at her Brentwood home -- gushed as she introduced President Obama, "You're so handsome that I can't speak properly."

After you've finished vomiting up your breakfast over your keyboard at the thought, we can continue. You good? OK.

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Caption This: Obabblehead

By on 10.10.14 | 10:23AM

Adventures in the White House Flickr stream:

"What if my bobblehead was holding an even smaller bobblehead?" Can you come up with a better caption?

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White House to Convert Millennials with Emoji

By on 10.9.14 | 3:40PM

The White House is preparing to make the pitch to young people that it's economic policies are working in their favor, despite their record unemployment. They're apparently desperate for the youth to turn out in the mid-terms, since pretty much every other demographic has abandoned the President's agenda (and for that matter, the President's closest allies). Young people, they feel, are just the low-information demographic they need to retain the Senate and continue their proud tradition of partisan disrespect.

And so, this week, the White House will launch a campaign aimed at 18-35 year olds on social media, starring - what else? - emoji. Those adorable digital pictures you can append to your text messages to make give your utterly incoherent text an inscrutable, yet visual, emotional angle. 

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