“It doesn't say much for my social life that I had nothing better to do on a Friday night than watch the Democrat Candidates Forum on MSNBC. Somehow I managed to get through nearly two hours of Rachel Maddow.”
Geez, Aaron, has it come to this? You’re right, your social life clearly does need a jolt. You’re in a frightful slough. On a Friday night, or any other come to that, I’d consider watching Rachel Maddow right after having ten-penny nails driven into my eyeballs. I’d like to help a friend so clearly in need. Please see my list below of things to do that are more entertaining, more edifying, and more morally uplifting than watching Rachel Maddow and the trolls running for president on the D side.
1. Flea-powder the cat.
2. Arrange the ties in your closet by width.
3. Try to remember the lyrics to all the Kingston Trio’s songs.
4. Shave the backs of your hands
5. Read the collected speeches of Gerald Ford. (Do not drive or operate heavy equipment for three hours after doing this.)