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Zombies Tie Federals

By on 11.2.13 | 12:33PM

In a fit of drollery, perhaps inspired by Halloween, Rasmussen Reports conducted a telephone survey of American adults, inquiring if they thought zombies could do a better job of running the country than current federal employees. The result was a 37-37 tie between the undead and the brain dead. (I guess we should call this a dead heat.)

This survey is useful in plumbing the depths of despair and frustration Americans feel about their obese and fumbling federal government. But I wish Rasmussen had asked the obvious follow-up question, to wit: Do you believe the people running our federal government ARE zombies?

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