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What’s in a Name?

By on 12.4.06 | 8:12AM

Hotline looks at the full names of candidates seeking their party's presidential nomination. Winner for nerdiest? Willard Romney.

We'd say that he probably got his lunch money extorted from him over that name for years during elementary school, but at that point his father may have been governor of Michigan, so little Willard probably had police protection. Unless the police escort abused him, too.

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