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Opportunity of a Lifetime

By on 8.8.06 | 1:57AM

A classified ad I noticed last evening in the newsletter of the home association of the neighborhood next to mine. I haven't stopped laughing since. (Yes, it is a liberal neighborhood.)

SOCCER COACH WANTED: I am looking for a soccer coach to teach a group of three or four, 4 year olds soccer. Soccer playing and or coaching experiences required. Focus on listening, teamwork and social skills. If you are interested please send an email to [address withheld]. Thanks.

Last time I saw children this young playing soccer, they were all scurrying in the wrong direction, their mothers chasing after them.

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