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One Day Away

By on 9.5.12 | 10:20AM

In about 36 hours, our arrogant, angry, welfare-reform-killing, food stamp golfer-in-chief from Chicago will tell the country why he thinks he deserves a second term even though he wasn't experienced enough for a first term. But, due to weather, and after consulting with his kitchen Cabinet, he won't be speaking from what will instead by a blackened Panther stadium, but instead will give us his professorial views from AOL-Time Warner failed merger Center. We out here in voter-ID land wait with race-bated breath.

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