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Dr. Z Rapping

By on 1.30.06 | 3:18PM

Bump on the noggin rapper Dr. A Zawahiri is back on air with talking points for Pelosians and Deaniacs.

Am eager to see this crosscut with Sheehan campaign against less than limber Dianne F. in California.

The puzzle for historians will be how George Bush would have done so well without enemies as wildly predictable (we have been waiting impatiently for the Sony camcorder shipment to reach Waziristan since the Jan 13 missile strike took out Dr. Z's MTV son-in-law and his editing skills) as Al Q and the cobra-hissing Dr. Z.

This excerpt from whining jeremiad that is specially dreamy, everything we want in Goebbels-deriviative fantasies of cherry blossoms and bile:

"Butcher of Washington, you are not only defeated and a liar, but also a failure. You are a curse on your own nation."

This is the day before the SOTU roll-out. Call for rewrite! Draft 25. Get Dr. Z's curdling lip in there!

Am I deaf? Is this the sound of box office? Roll file film, go to Arabic croaking, underline: defeated, liar, curse.

The RNC does not earn this luck. It is the hot streak of being on the gun side of history.

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