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Al-Qaeda’s Chief Operating Officer

By on 6.1.10 | 9:23PM

Karen Travers of ABC News today referred to the recently liquified Shaikh Sa'id al-Masri a.k.a. Mustafa Abu al-Yazid as al-Qaeda's "chief operating officer."

Since the Islamist frappe formerly known as al-Yazid is referred to as COO perhaps we should start referring to Osama bin Laden as al-Qaeda's CEO.

Who knows: this seeming legitimization of the now-putrefying pool of slop previously called al-Yazid might event prompt Hugo Chavez to give his friends at al-Qaeda a corporate charter.

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