You're getting close, guys. So close.
In Our Sights
The FBI announced this morning that they're beginning an investigation into whether Hillary Clinton's private email server was hacked. Thanks to brilliant timing, this is basically an open-and-shut case: a hacker has come forward claiming to have 37,000 of the Presidential candidate's emails, available to the highest bidder.
The RNC is reportedly circulating a "loyalty pledge" among candidates for the Republican nomination, in order to ensure Donald Trump stays a Republican even if he's not nominated. Not only is this kind of creepy, but it shows the RNC hasn't read Trump's Art of the Deal: don't sign anything until you know what's in it for you.