The Spectacle Blog

Planned Parenthood Completely Lost Its Mind Over Rand Paul Today

By on 4.7.15 | 3:04PM

It's notoriously difficult to make hay out of initial reactions to a Presidential campaign announcement. I'm still skeptical, but overall, reception for Rand Paul has been generally positive, the speech was good, and as far as God's concerned, Rick Santorum probably needs to hang it up, since His choice is fairly clear: as Rand was announcing his triumphant plan to retake Washington DC, the lights went out across the District and Northern Virginia, including at the White House. 

Obviously, I'm kidding. God is clearly a Mike Huckabee fan. He's got the sweet chops on that bass.

Anyway, there's at least one organization on Twitter that isn't crazy about a Paul Presidency: Planned Parenthood. Who, despite keeping its collective ladymouth shut during Ted Cruz's kickoff, lost it's ever-loving mind on Twitter this morning, issuing Tweet after mildly hysterical Tweet about what a President Rand Paul would do to Planned Parenthood's precious business model. This one is probably my favorite:

A Thought on Schumer’s Demand That Congress Have a Say in Any Deal with Iran

By on 4.7.15 | 1:07PM

Chuck Schumer is saying Congress should have a say on any nuclear deal with Iran.

If they haven't already done so, I'm sure the White House called Schumer and asked, "Remember Bob Menendez?"

In which case, the White House's next call is to the DOJ.


Man Who Closed Deal With Iran Lectures Scott Walker on Foreign Policy Naivete

By on 4.7.15 | 12:16PM

Gov. Scott Walker commented, a few days ago, on President Obama's apparent unwillingness to accept the reality of dealing with Iranians, noting that, if the current "deal framework" becomes a current "deal," and somehow manages to pass Congress over Sen. Chuck Schumer's currently veto-proof majority, that Scott Walker himself, should he be elected to our nation's highest office, would immediately reverse the deal and send the Iranians packing. 

The One Good Thing About Rand Paul’s GOP Presidential Bid

By on 4.7.15 | 12:15PM

Emily might like his swag, but I am not so easily impressed. I don’t think Rand Paul is presidential material.

Mitt Romney Won March Madness

By on 4.7.15 | 11:45AM

I should have known that my bracket would be completely busted the second that President Obama revealed he had matched my choice of Kentucky to take it all. The man hasn't picked a winner, in basketball or anywhere, since 2009.  

But were you following in the footsteps of Obama's 2012 opponent, you would, right now, be in the top 0.1% of brackets in the country, according to Mitt Romney not only correctly predicted the Final Four, he selected Duke to take it all. 

Mitt Romney on Monday night found himself once again in the exclusive club of the 0.1%.

This time, though, Romney's elite status has nothing to do with his multi-million dollar fortune, and everything to do with the results of the NCAA tournament.

Romney's bracket ranked 6,326th out of the more than 11.5 million brackets filled out on, meaning he scored better than 99.9% of all entrants. A Romney source shared this weekend the former presidential candidate's bracket with The Huffington Post.

Rand Paul Launches Campaign With Awesome Swag

By on 4.7.15 | 11:16AM

About an hour ago, Sen. Rand Paul launched his Presidential campaign website, announcing that he plans to seek the Republican Party's nomination for the nation's highest office in 2016.

It's hardly a surprise; he released this video on his website on Sunday, touting his intention to run as a "New Republican Leader," but like everyone in the field, he has to finaly name it to attempt to claim it. He'll make the formal announcement around noon, EST, at a rally in his home state of Kentucky, and then he'll embark on the traditional early-primary state tour, swinging through New Hampshire and Iowa, where his dad won the primary in 2012, and finally through Nevada, where the Republicans are a tiny bit more libertarian than most (seriously, I met one once, at FreedomFest, that had a wolf as a pet. A wolf).

Obama is More Interested in Transforming This Country Than He is in Transforming Iran

By on 4.6.15 | 9:05PM

In response to Benjamin Netanyahu's demand that Iran recognize Israel as a Jewish state, President Obama told NPR, "The notion that we would condition Iran not getting nuclear weapons in a verifiable deal on Iran recognizing Israel is really akin to saying that we won't sign a deal unless the nature of the Iranian regime completely transforms." Obama went out to call Bibi's demand "a fundamental misjudgment." (H/T Daniel Halper of The Weekly Standard). 

Jindal Budget Cuts Facing ‘Tea Party’ Opposition, Say Hopeful Liberals on Unicorns

By on 4.6.15 | 5:10PM

Today, the Advocate has posted an article about Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s plan to end a tax break the state currently offers for solar power. The report indicates that Jindal — a prospective Republican Presidential candidate — is facing opposition from a “big tea party gun.” That opposition is Debbie Dooley, who the article names as one “of the 22 organizers of the first nationwide tea party protests in 2009.” Dooley believes, the paper claims with great excitement, “that conservative philosophies are not monolithic.”

“You should be consistent and not just favor one energy source,” Dooley said.

As the chairwoman of Conservatives for Energy Freedom, Dooley has led similar protests against rolling back solar power in Georgia and Florida. [See here and here.]

We Need to Talk About the White House Easter Photo

By on 4.6.15 | 4:49PM

This is what the White House put on social media to celebrate Easter. Now, I know, every holiday, obituary and random event must, by law, be celebrated by this President with a photo of himself. 

But what on God's green Earth is happening here?

I feel like this is a poster for a depressingly dark independent "comedy" film I will never see, about a man and a giant imaginary bunny, sort of like Willard, but without the quality writing and with questionable casting choices. Does he see the bunny? Does he know its there? Is it really Joe Biden, performing the single most important duty of his Vice Presidency? Is this all a gloriously complicated scheme that will eventually be revealed to be the dawn of the New Order? 

My money's on Biden.

Hillary’s Hipster HQ Has Dem Mega-Donor Underwriter

By on 4.6.15 | 4:10PM

Hillary Clinton isn't cool, but like Barack Obama before her, she's not letting the Kleenex tucked up her sleeves and a few whiffs of Vicks Vap-O-Rub get in the way of constructing a "revolutionary" new image for her 2016 Presidential campaign out of whole cloth. Hillary, it seems, will get a makeover; gone are the scrunchies and high-waisted pantsuits of old and in their place is social media savvy, a team of communications experts, and a campaign HQ that's within spitting distance of at least four aritsan gelato places.

But even though, by outward appearances, Hip Hillary is on the scene and embracing the organic, handcrafted vegan latte and handlebar mustache lifestyle of trendy Brooklyn, the person finacing her move to NYC's outer limits is very familiar. He's a mega-rich mega donor who has been enjoying the perks of being a close Clinton crony since the days of the Lincoln Bedroom.