It was impossible to escape today. Well past four, when I
thought the swearing in was safely past (the swearing at begins
now), I turned on the small television set on the elliptical
machine I use at my gym and dialed up Fox News. Regretfully, I
found the inauguration parade was still on. When the camera panned
the box the Obamas were watching the parade from, our fearless
leader and his eldest daughter were not watchng the parade, but
instead were staring at their smart phones. (As it seems like at
least a third of the population of the republic is doing at any
given time — did we actually look at each other before these
things came along?)
I can only think of two reasons for this peculiar and
off-putting behavior: (1) a parade in Obama’s honor is not enough
to engage his attention, or (2) if ya seen one marching band, ya
seen em all.
Bob Grant| 1.21.13 @ 9:50PM
I also saw him chew his gum rather intensely, you know, like a baseball player does when he's at the plate sometimes.
And, of course, the eye rolling incident earlier in the day when Michelle looked like she'd had enough of Boehner...elbows on table as she ate.
Keep it classy, obama's!
(and just think, this is only day 1).
RJ| 1.21.13 @ 10:10PM
I missed it, as I haven't turned on the TV for weeks, but I was hoping that they would premier the new national anthem and flag for Octobama Land. Looking at Old Glory and singing "land of the free" seems inappropriate these days.
RCV| 1.21.13 @ 11:06PM
Maybe if you had actually watched the day's events, you'd have a better picture of how moving today was, instead of making petty generalizations based on a glimpse while sweating off a few calories.
spike59| 1.22.13 @ 5:41AM
it was moving, all right...moving my breakfast back up
RCV| 1.22.13 @ 10:49AM
That's another way to keep the weight down.
spike59| 1.22.13 @ 1:01PM
another one is to put up posters of Liberal 'babes' like Moochelle, Nancy Lugosi, Shrillary, Derpie Wasserface Schultz, Ricky Madcow...
RCV| 1.22.13 @ 1:21PM
Whatever works for.
Tom Kyba| 1.22.13 @ 1:50PM
You were expecting regulars here to like the fawning "Beatles Come To America" redux? Perhaps you should consider how ridiculous it is to idolize any politician this way. Did you hear the so called impartial media gushing through teary eyes? How the hell can that not disgust you no matter who is being inaugurated? And no, silly analogies to Reagan won't cut it. It was never like this.
Occam's Tool| 1.22.13 @ 3:33AM
I remember going to Don Seigelman's inauguration ball. Alabama played there, and I had front row seating.
This guy, I don't give a sh*&^t about his inauguration. The only thing he means to me is that my neighbors are going to suffer more, more Americans will be on foodstamps, my taxes went up, and gold and silver prices will go up.
My biggest individual stock holdings at the end of this year will be AFLAC and Phillip Morris. They have something in common.