The Spectator receives more than its
fair share of junkmail. Most of the time, it’s bland and
innocuous. But this one caught my eye.
Unique gift idea: Adopt A Farm Animal!
Hi Wladyslaw,
How are you? I’m reaching out to you today from [COMPANY NAME],
America’s largest and most effective farm animal rescue and
protection organization, with a special request. It would mean so
much to us if you could suggest giving a gift sponsorship of
one of [COMPANY’S] rescued animals to your readers as a holiday
gift idea. […]
For additional motivation for adopting one of these precious
animals, please check out this moving new video starring
Steve-O from “Jackass.”
Cheers,
[NAME]
Pecos Pete| 12.14.12 @ 10:08AM
Reminds me of a public service advertisement in the San Francisco Chronicle: "Please only eat meat that hasn't been killed."