In about 36 hours, our arrogant, angry, welfare-reform-killing,
food stamp golfer-in-chief from Chicago will tell the country why
he thinks he deserves a second term even though he wasn’t
experienced enough for a first term. But, due to weather, and after
consulting with his kitchen Cabinet, he won’t be speaking from what
will instead by a blackened Panther stadium, but instead will give
us his professorial views from AOL-Time Warner failed merger
Center. We out here in voter-ID land wait with race-bated
breath.
Paul McGrath| 9.5.12 @ 12:26PM
They should give 'em all free booze. That'd pack 'em in. His speech would likely sound more interesting too.
Occam's Tool| 9.5.12 @ 7:37PM
That's the only way to listen to Obama's speeches---sedated to keep the BP down.
Oldefarte| 9.6.12 @ 10:48AM
I know that last sentence was sarcasm, since if you're like yours truly, the very sound of his lying voice is akin to one dragging their fingernails down a blackboard [which probably don't even exist anymore]. After THE RAPIST-IN-CHIEF speech, now the world of idiots awaits THE LIAR-IN-CHIEF. No doubt Juanita Broderick is tingling from the former, while Nancy Pilosi and Sandra Flake are doing likewise from the latter. May the Almighty have mercy on us all!!!!!!!!