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An Officer and a Twit

Hal G. P. Colebatch’s thoughtful lament today on the peccadilloes of the UK’s Dirty Harry made me ponder what the always dignified Elizabeth II ever did to deserve so many undignified relations.

To satisfy my curiosity I made a few international calls. My sources in the British film industry tell me a major motion picture (ever heard of a minor motion picture?) is being made of Harry’s military career. The title is “An Officer and a Twit.”

I know Elizabeth II doesn’t answer her own phone. But when she hears one ringing in the palace, I’m sure the first thought that runs through her mind is, “What now?!” As a republican, I’ve no idea what a monarch’s prerogatives are. But can she have her entire family confined to quarters?

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TeaPartyNow| 8.24.12 @ 2:04PM

Couldn't care less about the former mother country right now. I've got bigger fish to fry. Naked? Was he naked? Well, just thank god the moo-cow michell O, our first skank didn't ever get that way. It would be like instant disintegration of the eyes for whom ever was unfortunate enough to look. Holy cow democrats are gross, aren't they?

Mike G| 8.24.12 @ 3:27PM

In retaliation for the horrible picture you put in my head, I'd like for you to think about Nancy Pelosi! Naked or not, it doesn't matter, my retaliation is complete.

Bob Grant| 8.24.12 @ 9:09PM

I didn't want to have to do this but I feel compelled to unleash the bunker buster of all Skank Bombs:

A nekkid Hillary!

Put that in your pipe in smoke it.

Paul McGrath| 8.24.12 @ 11:00PM

One would think that the picture of a naked Hillary in one's brain would be enough to cause vomitus extremus--and my innards are quaking as I write this--but if you think she is bad I have two words for you: Madeleine Albright.

Okay, okay, sorry, Sorry, SORRY.

Please accept my apologies for what I have just done.

Occam's Tool| 8.24.12 @ 10:20PM

It would be nice to have a President Romney, eh?

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