I’m surprised Jeff Lord invoked
The Monkees in response to Jon Huntsman’s now cancelled “Ticket to
Ride” to South Carolina when there are plenty of Beatles references
at his disposal.
After all, Huntsman bought a “Ticket to Ride”
to South Carolina because he thought “Tomorrow Never
Knows.” Indeed, the biggest newspaper in South Carolina thought
Huntsman had “Something” to
offer and could help the nation “Come Together.”
But campaigning proved to be a “Hard Day’s Night”
“Eight Days a
Week”and his father wasn’t forthcoming with the “Help” he needed.
At that point, Huntsman had to recognize he had no constituency in
the Republican Party, was the “Nowhere Man” of
the GOP race. So he will soon tell the world “I’m a
Loser” and throw his support to Romney.
And with that I shall “Let it
Be” and let Ringo tell him “Good Night.”
Occam's Tool| 1.16.12 @ 3:02AM
And now it's time to go "Back to the USSR," sorry, China.
Clint| 1.16.12 @ 6:03AM
We Are Being Set Up By The RINO-CINO Flunkie Stooges For The Ruling Elites' Frontman Mittens Romney.
These Are The RINO-CINO Flunkie Stooges Who Gave Us The Serial Traitor To Conservatism, John McCain Of McCain-Feingold, McCain-Kennedy,McCain-Lieberman,Gang Of 14, Opposing Bush Tax Cuts Of 2001 & 2003,TARP.
Now They Are Trying To Give Us RomneyCare,TARP, Cynical Flip-Flops On Abortion, Gays, Refuses to Sign Pro-Life Pledge, Illegal Immigrants, "Little Chain Saw Al" At Bain, Crony Capitalism Campaign Money Trail.....
The Tea Party Rebellion Is In South Carolina.
Crassus| 1.16.12 @ 9:59AM
Yada, yada, yada.
Bill Hussein O'Stalin| 1.16.12 @ 7:05AM
If a metrosexual candidate falls in the political forest, will anyone hear it?
Aleck| 1.16.12 @ 9:18AM
Ha ha. Very clever, Aaron. And good songs.
astorinn| 1.16.12 @ 9:29AM
Joe Sixpack told Jon Huntsman, "IF I NEEDED SOMEONE to be my candidate, it sure wouldn't be you."
Huntsman begged him, "DON'T PASS ME BY! LOVE ME, DO!"
Joe said, "TELL ME WHY I should vote for a guy who's gone out of his way to pander to liberals in the media."
Alas, Huntsman had NO REPLY.
albert constantine jr.| 1.16.12 @ 11:01AM
Its a shame John Edwards didn't invoke Elvis during his failed 2008 presidential bid. We'd still be pulling up references, including (in reference to his arraignment) "Surrender" and post-trial "Jailhouse Rock".
JimH| 1.16.12 @ 11:12AM
Looking at the Republican primary all I can say is Help!
astorian| 1.16.12 @ 12:52PM
Advisors tell Mitt Romney, "BABY, YOU"RE A RICH MAN, and you've campaigned ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, so you're bound to win!"
Meanwhile, Mitt realizes, "All the money in my campaign chest may get me the nomination, but it CAN'T BUY ME LOVE."
Rick Perry says, "Well, the campaign trail is a LONG AND WINDING ROAD, but at least you're in the lead. I'M A LOSER, just like MICHELLE Bachmann, even though I promised not to let the TAXMAN take much of people's hard earned wages."
Ron Paul, meanwhile, tells the NRA that HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN," while simultaneously telling the young crowd "GIVE PEACE A CHANCE."