On the day the World Series is to begin, Major League Baseball
has responded to the demand from four U.S. Senators that the sport
ban its players from chewing tobacco.
The four legislators — Democrats Dick Durbin of Illinois,
Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut, Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey
and Tom Harkin of Iowa — issued their demand yesterday, as seen in
this story from Chicago Sun-Times reporter Lyn Sweet.
Said the Senators in their letter:
Tomorrow night, an expected 15 million viewers, including many
children, will tune in to watch the first game of the series.
Unfortunately, as these young fans root for their favorite team and
players, they also will watch their on-field heroes use smokeless
tobacco products,” wrote the Senators. “During the upcoming
negotiations over the bargaining agreement, we write to ask that
the Major League Baseball Players Association agree to a
prohibition on the use of all tobacco products at games and on
camera at all Major League ballparks. This would send a strong
message to young baseball fans, who look toward the players as role
models, that tobacco use is not essential to the sport of
baseball.
The response came today from former Commissioner of Baseball
Clements “Babe” Yastrzemski III.
The statement immediately caused a stir.
“For decades hundreds of millions of Americans, including many
children, have tuned into the news to watch the American political
process at work. Unfortunately, as these young Americans root for
the party and players the mainstream media insist are their
favorites, they have also learned through non-mainstream media
sources that their in-office heroes have all too frequently engaged
in extra-marital sex,” wrote the ex-Commissioner. “During the
upcoming elections over who will hold offices in Washington, we
here in baseball are calling on all politicians to agree to a
prohibition on extra-marital sex and inappropriate behavior while
serving in public office in Washington, D.C. This would send a
strong message to young Americans, who we are assured by the
mainstream media look to liberal politicians in particular as role
models, that sex outside marriage is not essential to the conduct
of good government.”
The ex-Commissioner’s suggestion for a mutual agreement
was met favorably by the politicians.
In a related development, ESPN fired longtime commentator
Max Mercy for quickly dubbing a possible agreement between the four
senators and Major League Baseball the “Screw and Chew”
rule.
Stay tuned. The Series begins tonight. No word whether the
four Senators, all supporters of Obamacare, will be reporting any
chewers to the Obamacare police at the Department of
Health and Human Services.
great!! | 10.19.11 @ 1:27PM
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jan| 10.20.11 @ 7:16PM
Would Barneys Frank be included too??
Greg| 10.19.11 @ 1:37PM
Public health advocates' purported concern about children and teenagers seeing baseball players using chewing tobacco is belied by their opposition to ALL smokeless tobacco products in baseball, including non-visible, non-spit products that no one will see them using.
Of course, baseball players are free to use all the Commit Lozenges, which are so similar chemically to dissolvable tobacco that Commit's manufacturer encouraged the FDA to ban its sale, that they want.
Foxfier | 10.19.11 @ 1:40PM
*laughs* Brilliant!
I may have to actually start watching baseball for that....
Clint| 10.19.11 @ 1:47PM
Hey, Chewin', Spittin' & Scratchin' Are All Part Of Baseball.
Big Java| 10.19.11 @ 3:11PM
Well, Clint, they are, after all, ball players.
Clint| 10.19.11 @ 3:31PM
I Know, I Played.
I Chewed & Spit & Scratched & Hit & Fielded.
Clint| 10.19.11 @ 3:35PM
P.S. That joke took balls.
Bob Grant| 10.19.11 @ 7:13PM
Don't quit your day job which is as Dr. Paulie's most bestest shill.
Clint| 10.19.11 @ 9:09PM
Watch Your Mouth Ball Boy Grant Or I'll Spit Some More Chew On Ya.
PattyMor| 10.19.11 @ 2:24PM
And, just what national interest is there in 4 busybody Senators to butt their noses into Baseball? No one is forced to watch. If you don't like it turn the channel or do something else.
By the way Senators, just where is that Senate Budget? You know that little ole' duty that your Senate has not done for several YEARS!
ncatty| 10.19.11 @ 3:07PM
I also suggest that US Senators refrain from lying about their military record.
MarkJ| 10.19.11 @ 3:33PM
ncatty,
Precisely. Both Harkin and Blumenthal got nailed for prevaricating about their alleged service in Vietnam. Durbin essentially equated our troops to Nazis and the Khmer Rouge and only apologized after he was thoroughly raked over the coals.
As for Frank Lautenberg (age 87 this year), he's never been bothered by small details like, oh say, actually reading the ObamaCare bill before voting "yes".
rendite| 10.19.11 @ 3:44PM
Will these same four senators be commenting on the dangerous surgical enhancements that Hollywood, Nashville, and NY celebs often undergo? And what a bad influence it is to obsess over one's appearance?
(doubtful, the pols get their surgical enhancements, too)
Boy! The arrogance.
Everyone knows that tobacco use associated with baseball is inane. That's why, year after year, it is slowly dying its death as a product used in and around the dugouts.
Good on ole Babe Yastrzimski.
Although he should have listed other things in his demands (as ncatty suggests above).
The politicians "let down" their fans? (who can be so deluded?) far more often than sports figures do.
Oh, and don't Obummer and BooHoo Boehner also puff away whenever the need arises for tobacco? Did the 4 intrepid senators also contact these two for a ban?
CalMark| 10.19.11 @ 3:56PM
"BooHoo Boehner"--awesome!
c. j. acworth| 10.19.11 @ 6:33PM
rendite, you're missing the point. The four senators want b-ball players to stop using tobacco because the kiddies look up to the players as role models. NO child ANYWHERE in this country looks up to politicians, so you see, the politicians behavior will not corrupt America's youth, and therfore they can be as libertine in thier lifestyles as they please. Hope this clears things up for you.
Bob Grant| 10.19.11 @ 7:15PM
Don't those 4 senators have an economy to destroy?
beebop2| 10.19.11 @ 8:26PM
Are you comfortable with the tense you used in this? Just askin' .....
Douglas Fletcher | 10.19.11 @ 10:39PM
No, they've already done that. Now it's Miller time.
maquignon| 10.21.11 @ 3:08PM
I agree. Those SOB's should stick to destroying this country and leave baseball alone.
David House| 10.20.11 @ 2:54PM
Of course you all know there never was a Commissioner of Baseball Clements "Babe" Yastrzemski III, nor an ESPN commentator named Max Mercy. I guess you guys never let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good story.
Michelle| 10.21.11 @ 3:05PM
While their at it why not ask the politicians to refrain from alcohol and drug use and screwing the American public. What a bunch of hypocrits???
Bill Stanley| 10.21.11 @ 3:06PM
"... we write to ask that the Major League Baseball Players Association agree to a prohibition on the use of all tobacco products at games and on camera at all Major League ballparks." -- Their next letter will be to prohibit players from spitting and scratching their testicles. www.newsandopinions.net
John Sirotnak| 10.21.11 @ 4:40PM
If you four senators are interested in what influences our youth, it is not the chewing of tobacco seen on TV by baseball players, but the delivering and smoking of dangerous illegal drugs, which are outlawed in this Country, if you know your law, but goes on all around us, plus in our neighborhoods day and night. What are you doing about that cause, as we witness youth after youth go down the drain and become absolutely useless as a functioning adult but completely depended on caretakers later in life? Don't you think your much needed energy and time should be spent on methods of catching these sellers and buyers so that our youth can grow-up as a functional citizen who can hold a job rather than depend on society to take care of him/her for the rest of their miserable life instead of placing your focus on TOBACCO and BASEBALL? We need raids in suspected areas, road blocks and car checks very frequently and a much better use of surveillance technology and police action, who know what's going on in every neighborhood, to end this slow murdering of our youth. This is where you attention should be and not on TV TOBACCO and BASEBALL.
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