I read Bob Tyrell’s
piece this morning on liberalism and the protests in support of
public nudity in San Francisco’s restaurants and am reminded of the
late David Niven’s quip when a streaker ran onstage during the
Academy Award ceremonies in 1974. With his characteristic dry
English wit, Niven observed, “Well,
ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen….But isn’t
it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will
ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his
shortcomings?”
Well, so it is that liberals insist on stripping off and showing
their shortcomings. I suppose you could say this is their idea of
fleshing things out.
Yet it does leave me with one question. If a man in San
Francisco chooses to patronize a restaurant au naturelle
where does he keep his wallet?
elizabeth | 9.29.11 @ 12:00PM
I live 3 hrs from San Francisco, My husband and I used to go up there and spend and weekend and have a nice dinner, see the sites. We decided a few years ago to not support that city in any way. We will not even buy gas there if we are passing through, it's a joke.
elizabeth | 9.29.11 @ 12:00PM
I live 3 hrs from San Francisco, My husband and I used to go up there and spend and weekend and have a nice dinner, see the sites. We decided a few years ago to not support that city in any way. We will not even buy gas there if we are passing through, it's a joke.
Trinacria| 9.29.11 @ 12:41PM
"Yet it does leave me with one question. If a man in San Francisco chooses to patronize a restaurant au naturelle where does he keep his wallet?"
It's a trick question, Aaron - liberals never bring their wallet; they rely on someone else to pick up the tab!
cali| 9.30.11 @ 9:34AM
They will only have 'rolled' coins, and stash them in their anus!
Bill O'Neil| 9.29.11 @ 1:27PM
I would think he'd keep it in his purse.
Billyo
Bill O'Neil| 9.29.11 @ 1:27PM
I would think he'd keep it in his purse.
Billyo
MarkJ| 9.29.11 @ 4:58PM
Easy solution: a nekkid man wears his wallet on a g-string around his neck (or other prominent appendage).
Occam's Tool| 9.29.11 @ 7:56PM
San Francisco is going the way of the Nazis---no G-d, no morals, flagrant antisemitism. Screw 'em on the next earthquake.