By handing Obama a crisis on a silver platter, with the
conservatives now in the position of being the ones who caused it,
the 25 hold-outs against the Boehner plan are playing right into
Obama's Alinskyite playbook. Read Rules for Radicals and you see
that this is exactly what Obama wants. In fact, it might
be too late to reverse the damage. Obama may have already won.
What the 25 have done is akin to a football team in the playoffs
holding a five-point lead, trying to run out the clock, and getting
to third and goal at the opponents' one-yard-line with ten seconds
left and with the opponents having used their last time-out. Sense
says to fall on the ball. Instead, what the 25 have done is like
the team trying for another touchdown, fumbling, and having the
opponent pick up the loose ball with a clear field ahead of them.
Think Joe
Pisarcik and Herm Edwards -- only worse.
Who will get the blame when private-sector vendors, with tens of
thousands or more of employees, don't get paid because the debt
ceiling was breached? Conservatives. Who will be blamed when
veterans get stiffed? Conservatives. Conservatives will be blamed
when 401(k) plans start to suffer immensely. Conservatives will be
blamed when home values plummet. Conservatives will be blamed when
foreign financial institutions rush to drop the dollar as the
world's reserve currency. Conservatives will be blamed for all
sorts of other things too, even ones that actually have nothing to
do with government funding but that will get ascribed to the
effects of the debt-limit breach.
What a crying shame. What a tragedy -- just as conservatives
were on the verge of winning a major early battle, on behalf of
taxpayers, in what at best would have been a long war. It would
have been a victory in the form of the single-largest domestic
discretionary savings from current baselines in the history of the
United States, by a large multiple. But now it might not
happen.
Oh no the liberal media will talk bad about us we can't have
that. Let's raise the debt ceiling over a trillion dollars for a
few billions in potential savings. Now that makes fiscal sense.
Give me a break. The Conservatives that want more are the heroes
and those like Quin are the ones who got us into this mess.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 1:26AM
"By handing Obama a crisis on a silver platter, with the
conservatives now in the position of being the ones who caused
it..."
I had suspicions you were never a conservative. You have just
proved that. I am sure you will be right there heaping up the lies
and throwing the blame with Reid and the other progressives. Once a
beltway sycophant, always one. You and the rest of the old guard
handed him a victory when you offered half a dozen bills, failed to
control the media image and the message, smeared the Tea Party,
negotiated with yourselves like morons, allowed the dems to offer
not a single bill of their own, and opened your dirty laundry and
infighting in public on a silver platter to the opposition. You
took not a single bit of responsibility for any of this fiasco nor
admitted to a single criticism from anyone. You bought EVERY single
claim, scare tactic, and version of reality the democrats presented
and are still echoing them. You WANT to fail. You did nothing new
and nothing more then you have done a dozen times before in the
last 40 years. You have the public on your side and you can not
even manage the fallout and put the blame where it belongs.
Helpless. Whining. Pathetic. Backstabbing. You do not even have the
spine to see this through and marshall the movement. Your boy
shouts at us, get your asses in line, like we are dumb animals and
does not bother to explain and convince the skeptics of your
superior claims and aims. The conservatives passed cut, cap, and
balance. Boehners plan was dead and killed by the Dems before it
was even formulated. How dare you try to blame conservatives and
the Tea Party. You will not even recognize this fact.
Paul McGrath| 7.29.11 @ 1:38AM
Mr. Templar,
Civility is often a very good tactic to use when you are trying
to get people to agree with you, especially when most of them
pretty much agree with you to begin with.
Also, breaking up your commentary into paragraphs might
encourage people to read your thing in the first place.
Paul
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 1:50AM
Yeah, you might want to try and relate that message about
civility to Quin and the rest blatantly insulting conservatives
with lies and falsehoods about their alleged responsibility for the
collaspe of the nation. Yeah, that is what we really need now as
Rome burns and the hordes are at the gate. Civility. The country is
facing a real and potential collaspe and you want me to be civil.
If you can not get past paragraph style then we really have a
problem.
Quin| 7.29.11 @ 8:32AM
No lies. And no blame from me. I said conservatives will be
blamed, meaning by both the media AND, all importantly, swing
voters/independents, etc. Meanwhile, the accusation that I am
"establishment" is risible. Just freaking nuts.
rightasrain| 7.29.11 @ 8:56AM
Instead of meekly accepting the blame, why can't we get out
there and message, message, message? Is there no one who can beat
Chuck Schumer to the cameras?
Kyle| 7.29.11 @ 9:45AM
I didn't realize Alinsky was so powerful. We won WWII, Cold War,
Revolutionary War, but now we're doomed because we are doing
something that some commie author thinks in a winner for the
commies?
Derek Leaberry| 7.29.11 @ 10:33AM
Be honest. The Boehner Bill does not cut spending as normal
people cut spending. It cuts the INCREASES planned in minor
percentages.
I would be on board if I thought Boehner and McConnell could be
trusted. However, I trust them as much as I did Bob Dole, Howard
Baker, James Baker, Dick Darman, Michael Deaver, David Gergen and
all the other sell-outs of 1982 and 1990. But I know that once the
deal is accomplished, no spending will ever be cut and
appropriators like McConnell and Grassley will spend just as the
Democrats do.
I would only vote for the Boehner Bill if both Boehner and
McConnell announced at a press conference that it was a terrible
plan but the best possible at the moment; that they would change
the spending process to one that didn't have automatic spending
rises if a Republican was elected president in 2013; and that they
would slash and burn whole agencies and departments and generally
crucify the federal discretionary budget if a Republican president
was in office in 2013. However, neither will because both are part
of the problem.
In the end, budgetary implosion and economic depression would be
best happening with Barack Obama or Andrew Cuomo in the office of
president.
Spike| 7.29.11 @ 11:52AM
Quin,
When we (and by we, I mean you) take up the blame Conservatives
mantra from the MSM, we enable their objectives. Until
Conservatives, and (alleged) Conservative authors make their case
for why they are doing what they're doing, we are doomed.
Do the right thing every day. Don't apologize.
RWinks| 7.29.11 @ 3:31PM
Quin, How can you say no blame from you. The whole article was
blaming Conservatives for standing on principle.
Just as I hold no grudge against you or any who might have voted
for the Boehner plan because we all have the same goal, it would be
nice if those who are now heaping revulsion on fellow conservatives
would grant us the same forbearance. We expect blame and thinly
disguised disdain from the Democrat media. It is unexpected from
Dr. K and some of the people at the WSJ and NRO.
Our disagreement is in strategy. The Boehner plan in whatever
form would go to the Senate and be amended to whatever Reid
wants....probably spending INCREASES and additional borrowing
authority. It will come back to the House and either be voted down
with the GOP getting the "blame" or be passed with Democrat
votes.
We aren't cutting spending so a debt downgrade is inevitable.
Not raising the debt limit will not cause a downgrade. If anything,
raising the limit is more likely to bring it about. The MSM will
blame the GOP. If the people who write for NRO can't understand
what causes the downgrade, how can we explain it to the average
voter?
If the people of this nation are too stupid to turn out this
bunch of transparently insane gangsters, all is lost anyway. Only
pass good bills, speak the truth loudly and repeatedly and let the
chips fall where they may.
All American American| 7.29.11 @ 8:56AM
AMEN Brother!!!!!
Justin D| 7.29.11 @ 9:30AM
Amen Brother Simon Templar! It is not to late to keep pushing
plans that really work like cut, cap, and balance or even Connie
Mack's plan. Boehner plan was bad because it does nothing to
address the real problem and adds close to 10 trillion dollars to
our debt over the next decade. That is unacceptable. Conservatives
have offered real plans that will save our country that have
already passed the house. Why not put pressure on getting just 4
Democrate senators to shift? Please don't tell me it can't be done
either that is just bull. WHERE IS OBAMA'S PLAN? How does he not
take any part of the blame? All Obama has done is give speeches and
has no plan except threaten veto. Obama and the Democrate senate
are the losers I just wish the house speaker would not join
them.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:35AM
Is being a pragmatist so awful? That's the position that Quin is
more or less proposing. We CAN'T win this fight right now, and have
to take the best we can get because of the issues with the Senate
and President. We do this now, and maintain vigilance through 2012
where the real change can only happen.
Spike| 7.29.11 @ 11:58AM
Ryan,
Here's how this plays out.
We sign Boehner. It goes to Senate and gets merged with the Reid
Bill. The dollar savings become half actual cuts, and half
phantom.
The "net" savings is 1-1.5 Trillion over 10 years, with 2,5
Trillion increase.
Obama goes to the American people and, rather than applaude "the
compromise", admonishes Republicans for abandoning his $4 Trillion
"grand plan." Of course, you and I know that the grand plan, was
vapor, but the American people will ask, why we didn't meet the
Presidents spending cuts targets.
Hope this helps.
Denise | 7.29.11 @ 9:53AM
Love it, Simon! I have been thinking along these same lines
every time I listen to the pundits proclaim that the Republicans
will get blamed for doing the job that the Americans voters elected
them to do, although not as eloquently as you, but with as much
passion! The 25 hold outs did not vote for the policies that got us
here, and they now are being assailed on both fronts. As Steny
Hoyer said today "Proof is in the Pudding" The Pudding -elected
officials on both sides of the isle for at least the last couple of
decades have protected their greed, their friends and their
incompetence, rather than live up to their duties to the American
people --- to protect, defend and preserve the US Constitution and
American Citizens. The Proof – if and when the United States of
America becomes an enslaved nation rather than remain a free nation
because of the insurmountable debt generated by her elected
officials.
Paul McGrath| 7.29.11 @ 1:26AM
This morning I was in favor of the deal and now I don't know
what to think. All of the people I trust disagree with each other.
I will say that I don't care that much about the provision that
requires that the Senate vote on a Balanced Budget Amendment. This
maybe can wait.
But, perhaps I'm wrong. I'm going to bed. I may have another
brandy or two, but I'm going to bed. Sooner or later.
All a yez, a bunch of bastids.
RJ| 7.29.11 @ 1:41AM
This is a defeatist attitude from which no benefit can come. No
matter what the GOP or conservatives do, the propagandist media
will work to frame them in a negative light. What is needed is for
conservatives to take the action that they believe is best for the
country and work on communicating their actions to the public. This
is what Ronald Reagan did. The press tried to smear him, but they
couldn't lay a glove on him because he was able to clearly and
convincingly explain his actions.
Boehner, Canter and others simply do not believe in limited
government. They therefore cannot explain it. It is time for
leadership, not politics. If our values are true and clearly
communicated, they will eventually be adopted by the public.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:36AM
Do we have the votes?
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 1:42AM
Oh, stop with this absolute BULLSHIT about historic reductions
in spending. We are not idiots. Try the truth once in a while. It
would have been better if you just met with the tea party freshmen
and told the the hard truth as you saw it...that is... you would
need to capitulate and give the dems essentially what they want
because you are so scared and do not want to risk being politically
cornered and blamed and you would think it wiser to put the ownus
for the collaspe that WILL happen no matter what is passed on the
jackass in the whitehouse. Did I get it right? You miss one fact.
If you can not manage the blame game now what in the hell makes you
think you will when boehners plan was accepted and passed and the
shit still hits the fan when the business community and rating
agencies realize their was no real significant reductions in
spending and the debt is 20 trillion? Ya think the media is not
going to blame Republicans no matter what is passed and what
happens?
Nick| 7.29.11 @ 2:32AM
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
- Chicken Little, Head of the RINO GOP
Give me a break, Mr. Hillyer. Explain to me how this is not
Boehner's fault for not having a better PR strategy, not defending
conservative ideas, and not being a better negotiator?
Boehner starts out with what he wants, lets democrats whittle it
down to what they want, and then tries to lie to us about all the
cuts we got! He negotiates like Ralph Kramden, and we all
remember how many times Ralph got what he wanted, don't we?
But, no, keep telling us how it is all the T.E.A. Party's fault,
Quin.
Oh, and tell me why any so-called CONSERVATIVE
would support a liberal plan that creates a committee that
only needs SEVEN VOTES TO RAISE TAXES?
beebop| 7.29.11 @ 5:19AM
I have to confess that I can no longer watch this. I have
changed my viewing in the evening from FOX to anything that deals
with home maintenance or reruns of NCIS. I have absolutely no
confidence in the leadership of the Democrat party from the dead
fish head on down. They misrepresent polls and twist facts to
support their bully position. It is like being bullied -- something
I didn't experience as a child -- and I am wondering where anyone
ever EVER believed that obama would "unite" us. I personally can't
wait for Rick Perry to announce and for obama to be vanquished to
his next next next great thing. Hopefully it is in Portugal or
Spain.
Timothy L. Pennell| 7.29.11 @ 6:39AM
1st of all, if the Republicans would OPEN THEIR MOUTHS, and
remind everyone WHO got us in to this situation - OBAMA - we
wouldn't be having these PR problems. If BOEHNOR would stop
"Negotiating" with himself, and DEMAND a PLAN from the other side,
we wouldn't be talking about this. If the Republicans, in the
Senate, had refused to do ANYTHING, until the Democrats did THEIR
JOB, and passed a Budget, that is almost 3 YEARS late, little Quin
Hillyer wouldn't be all pissey this morning.
GO BACK to square one. Pass your Cap, Cut, and Balance, send it to
the Senate, and go home and have dinner. You'll have DONE YOUR JOB.
(unlike Harry Reid's Senate) If ANYONE complains, you just tell
them: WE DID OUR JOB. In fact, we;re the ONLY ones who've done our
job.
You got a problem?
Go talk to the OTHER GUYS.
The guys with NO PLAN.
Boehnor: 1-202-225-6205
Cantor: 1-202-225-2815
Ryan: 1-202-225-3031
And, please, do NOT be polite.
Quin. Are you still touching yourself?
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:09AM
Right On.
crash| 7.29.11 @ 9:34AM
Exactly. It is time to stop coming up with plans. Demand
something from Obama and the Dems. And start letting everyone know
that this is the Dems fault-800+ days without a budget, a budget
plan from Obama that was so bad, his own party did not pass
it...
have you considered| 7.29.11 @ 7:18AM
And herein lies the rub:
""It would have been a victory in the form of the single-largest
domestic discretionary savings from current baselines""
The Current Baselines? Is the current baseline from Obama's
budget, the lousy 2011CR (you know, the one that cut a whopping
300Mil); or what?
In the Pledge for America, They Promised to pass a budget back
to 2008 spending.
From the Pledge:
""With common-sense exceptions for
seniors, veterans, and our troops, we will
roll back government spending to pre-
stimulus, pre-bailout levels, saving us at
least $100 billion in the first year alone and
putting us on a path to balance the budget
and pay down the debt. We will also
establish strict budget caps to limit federal
spending from this point forward.""
They passed Ryan's budget, but they did not fulfill their
Pledge.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:12AM
Right on. Keep up the fight.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:37AM
Not all Republicans signed it. The Tea Party didn't have the
votes, the Senate, nor the Presidency.
Clint| 7.29.11 @ 7:20AM
"Rep. Ron Paul has blasted top House Republicans for a lack of
leadership, and called on supporters to pressure top GOP officials
not to “cut a backroom deal with President Obama.”
In an email sent Thursday evening to supporters of his
presidential bid, Paul urged backers to “help [Republican leaders]
make up their mind.”
“The Republican congressional leadership is susceptible to our
pressure — good old-fashioned grassroots pressure,” Paul wrote.
“That’s why I need your help to demand Republican leaders show some
backbone and loudly say ‘No!’ to any business as usual, status
quo-empowering compromises to raise the debt ceiling.”
The GOP Capitulators Forgot To Tell You That:
" In a series of phone calls, administration officials have told
bankers that the administration will not allow a default to happen
even if the debt cap isn't raised by the August 2 date "
The Tea Party Rebellion Digs In On This Hill.
Stand & Fight.
Sandy| 7.29.11 @ 7:37AM
Boehner was wrong to come up with so many different plans. He
should have had an open session with all of the House Republicans
weeks ago, and come up with something that they could all agree
with, and that could reasonable pass with the Democrats, and then
stuck with it. He should never played golf with obama, or agreed to
have secret meetings with him.
Please don't blame the Republicans or the conservatives, as a
group though. Blame the libertarians who wanted what they wanted or
nothing, just as Obama wants what he wants, or nothing.
Now Obama will do what he planned to do all along, and even
hinted at it. He will use the 14th amendment and raise the ceiling
on his own. And there won't even be an impeachment threat to stop
him. When Obama does that, he will be the big loser, not the
Republicans or conservatives who at least gave it some efforts.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 8:16AM
More Sandy RINO-CINO Capitulator Bogus Bullcrap.
We Tea Party Patriots Have Addressed The 14th Amendment Issue,
Regarding The Debt Issue.
The Constitution Makes Clear That Congress Has The Authority,
Not The President, To Borrow Money And Only Congress Can Increase
The Statutory Debt Ceiling.
The Tea Party Rebellion Fights On This Hill.
Stand & Fight.
Michael L. Hauschild| 7.29.11 @ 7:50AM
News Flash Quinn, just because you and your capitulating,
establishment, beltway, RINO class clowns got knocked on your butt
by the only group to actually represent the electorate of 2010 does
not mean Alinsky won. What I suggest you do is pick yourself up,
dust yourself off a bit, and get on board with the only group who
has proven their mettle. In order to eventually win, you have to
fight; you want to lie down, fine; but realize this, the battle is
going to rage back and forth till 2012 and you are going to get
stepped on a lot.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:38AM
Where are the votes?
TheVotes| 7.29.11 @ 10:42AM
Yes. Where are the votes to RAISE the debt ceiling? If the
ceiling isn't raised, then debt service and essential spending will
proceed out of incoming revenue. The lack of votes will require the
government to actually cut spending on non-essential programs.
So where are the votes to allow even more government spending?
60% of the population does NOT want the debt limit raised. Where
are the votes to override what the people want?
Compromise has already occured in even offering plans that allow
a debt limit increase. Seems votes are not available (from the
Senate or Obama) to even allow the debt limit increase offerred.
Where are the votes for the increase being offered today?
Where are the votes for Boehner? It's been declared "dead on
arrival" in the Senate already. Apply your own logic, Bunky.
Mich| 7.29.11 @ 7:59AM
While those of us actively engaged in the ongoing debates
understand that many more cuts need to be made, and the current
plan isn't much, there are a lot more that don't even know who
their representative is. It is those people that choose the
politicians. Palin is reminding representatives that they may be
primaried. That is true, they may. That is not the problem. They
also have to win the general. That is the bind. If Democrats get a
political win on this, tea partiers just shot themselves in the
foot. Sometimes you have to be patient and have a game plan that is
four quarters long.
The current blow up has been building for two years. There
hasn't been a budget by Dems, but most of the public hasn't been as
informed. Democrats did not win a majority by sticking to their
liberal dreams, but by planting Blue Dogs in Congress.
I think we want to move the ball down the field, not score a
touchdown. The way it is looking we are being sacked, and the
political recovery will be worse. The debt ceiling will be raised,
that is just a fact. We can be part of it, or shut out.
The tea party is helping to commit political suicide.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 8:33AM
Do Your Homework RINO-CINO Capitulators.
"Major ratings firms -- namely Standard & Poor's and Moody's
-- have said even if the country raises the debt ceiling and
doesn't default, there's a strong likelihood that the triple-A bond
rating will be cut to double-A unless a budget can be crafted that
results in $4 trillion in savings, the result of the massive debt
load the country has accumulated in recent years. The nation's
outstanding debt is more than $14 trillion."
The Tea Party Fights On This Hill.
Stand & Fight.
JP| 7.29.11 @ 9:24AM
The Teaparty is about to destroy itself and the GOP.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 10:54AM
More Shuck & Jive Trash Talk From ObamaBoy JP.
Michael L. Hauschild| 7.29.11 @ 8:39AM
The Tea PARTIERS just shot themselves in the foot? Au contraire,
the Tea PARTIERS did exactly what they had promised their
constituents, this is a concept referred to as “honesty.” I find
these events somewhat refreshing in two ways; trusting those you
have sent to Washington is a rewarding experience, and second
knocking the capitulating clown’s phalluses in the dirt evokes
great joy in my heart.
rightasrain| 7.29.11 @ 8:12AM
This is Boehner's fiasco for all the reasons stated above. If
the best the entrenched establishment Republicans can come up with
is reducing the deficit from $24 trillion to $23 trillion by 2023,
I'll vote for Obama next year and get in line with my hand out for
all the "free" democrat goodies while America still exists.
JimH| 7.29.11 @ 8:50AM
I don’t know if this includes any recently elected Republicans,
but sometimes I get a sense that some who call themselves
conservatives are looking forward to the apocalypse and are not
above trying to help it along.
Anonymous| 7.29.11 @ 8:56AM
wrong wrong wrong wrong...the Tea Party has completely changed
the political environment. That is the beauty of the Tea Party.
They have made things like the the Alinsky Rules obsolete. The
Repubs that didnt want to vote for Boehner's bill yesterday get
that. The ones that wanted it passed don't get it. Do you really
think all those voters that voted for Repubs last November are
going to all of a sudden change their vote because of this debt
thing after what we saw in the 2006 and 2008 elections? No they
voted Repub because the Tea Party movement convinced them Democrats
are bad for America.
The difference between RINOs and conservatives is that RINOs
will bankrupt the country in order to avoid being blamed for
necessary entitlement cuts. Tell David Frum we said hello,
Quin.
Leonard Ogle| 7.29.11 @ 9:01AM
I don't care who thinks Obama is winning. As long as the 25 hold
out, continue to hold out they are causing the idiot in chief sweat
and worry. That means more than just giving him what he wants.
As long as the Tea Party participants hold out for a balanced
buget and the idiot in Chief turns it down, it will finally be the
nail in his coffin as he loses due to his over reaching one more
time.
Like the rest of us who are applauding the Tea Party
representatives who continue to do the right thing for the right
reasons and the Dems can go straight to hell.
Burt| 7.29.11 @ 9:13AM
Boy, what a childish hissy fit the DC Beltway experts at AS are
having today.
Why do these self proclaimed AS DC experts believe and panic over
these Push polls cooked up by Dem party front group like Cnn,
Cook,Gallup, Pew, CBS, NBC, ABC , Leftico ( aka Politico) .... The
GOP are losing independent ( panic !!) which is the usual lies
peddled by these Hard left Soros controlled media/polling front
groups .
Sadly the GOP have two dedicated K street front men pretending to
be conservatives when all they like to do is spend our money and
keep their former Aides happy on K Street. By the way, Johnny B has
the largest number of former staffers working on K street.
K street tool like Bonehead and Johnny must be removed now and some
real GOP people with Media PR smarts be put in charge ( Rubio and
West)
JP| 7.29.11 @ 9:23AM
Actually, you've missed the entire point of this debt ceiling
drama. The GOP is being set-up, and the Gang of 25 is the means.
Wait until after 2 August. The media assault will be something to
behold. Every elderly patient suffering terminal illness, every
disabled vet, and aspiring grad student will be showcased with the
intent to show the world how utterly heartless the GOP is. It will
take 2 weeks or less of this to get the Gang of 25 to fold to
Obama's wishes. And that my friend, is how Obama will get his $2
trillion slush fund and ride to re-election.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 10:32AM
The fight back with our own message and take the truth to the
public with our own barrage or 'Assault.' Tell them the truth.
Start with informing them that Obamacare has cut 500 billion from
medicare and the program is slated for destruction in their
obamacare bill.
C Bowen| 7.29.11 @ 10:14AM
West was pro-sell out.
rightasrain| 7.29.11 @ 11:03AM
I guess the Marines ain't what they used to be if Debbie
Wasserman Schultz has you running scared.
C Bowen| 7.29.11 @ 3:09PM
West was $5,000 for abuse to a detainee, and showed no shame,
pretended to forget, and retired, rather then fight a court marshal
and clear his honor.
I am not shocked to discover he is a sell-out, but some need to
face the truth.
Derek Leaberry| 7.29.11 @ 9:15AM
Let us understand the Boehner Plan. $ 1.1 trillion in cuts over
10 years and the last eight are not guaranteed. $ 110 billion a
year but the last eight years are not guaranteed. And this on a 7 %
"baseline" apparently automatic increase. So the Boehner cuts are
cuts of an increase. Such a victory is tantamount to the Baltimore
Orioles claiming victory over the New York Yankees because they
lose a game by four runs instead of the usual five runs. Some
win.
Boehner, Cantor and McCarthy should do the decent thing and pull
a Ramsey MacDonald. Run the House in coalition with Nancy Pelosi
and her Democrats with the fifty or so moderate Republicans like
Dave Camp, Jerry Lewis and the other soft Wonder Breads.
JP| 7.29.11 @ 9:17AM
Simon, here are the simple facts. The GOP can block legislation,
but little else. Nearly 80 million Americans depend on Uncle Sam
either for part of or all of thier monthly income (disabled vets,
disabled civilians, retirees, food stamp recipients, college and
grad students, the unemployed, grant recipients, EIC recipients,
Medicare and Medicaid patients, federal employees, federal
contractors and businesses, as well as rent seekers, and assorted
public interest groups). Do you really think that when the
President announces to these people that the checks may not be in
the mail this month or next, the GOP can actually win? When it
comes between pristine conservative fiscal values and someones
money, I'll take the money every time. Just wait until 3 August.
Bachman will get flooded with angry phone calles from thousands of
desperate voters who fear that nothing will be coming in. And just
think when when anrgy disabled Iraqi vets in her district get on TV
to radiate thier righteous anger. Not even Ron Paul will be
immuned. It matters not if it is all a lie. What matters is
preceptions. And then comes Obama with his money bags to save the
day.
The Gang of 25 House Conservatives are setting themselves up to
be steamrolled.
All revenue bills must originate in the House. No Senate bills
go to Obama except thru the House.
If we're not going to do anything with the power we already
have, and if avoiding blame is the chief concern, just give the
House back to the Democrats and solve both problems.
Why should we elect more Republicans given it will only provide
leadership a wider margin to ignore conservatives and appease
liberals?
We need new party leadership. We may need a new party.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 10:50AM
Then change the perceptions. Your argument makes perfect sense
if you accept the notion that we are completely helpless, impotent,
and unable to influence the American public or educate them to the
facts and reality of the impending crisis of national bankruptsy
and economic collaspe DUE to insane overspending and borrowing by
the DEMOCRATS. If this is the case then I really suggest we just
pack it in, leave DC, and go home. I am not joking. What is the
point? Pristine conservative fiscal values? Is that what we are
proposing? What of the millions of voters and those citizens who
pay the bills? What of the majority of voters who are screaming
STOP this insane spending by all polls and poll estimates? There
will be no default and those people will be paid. The House does
not write those checks and the president has the responsibility and
power to see they are written. He is the one who is threatening not
to write them. We seem to be unable to communicate even this to the
Public in this war of words and debate. That is the rub, you will
take the money each time. That is the problem. Then why are we
bothering? I suggest then we do what John Galt did? Again, not
being a smart ass or joking. This would be the only logical and
sensible course.
JP| 7.29.11 @ 12:16PM
Simon,
It's not just perceptions. And in this case, we're talking about
real money. Face it, the GOP is a minority party. Yes, it runs the
House. But constitutionally, all it can do is block bills. And Reid
and Obama have no intentions of compromising -they hold the better
hand. Like I said, no one gives a hoot about fiscal this, and
balanced that when they're not getting thier $900 check or $700
food stamps credit. The President holds the trump card on this.
Boehner knows better than anyone that his "plan" is a sham. He's
just trying to make the best of an impossible situation. The GOP
can do nothing until the re-take the Senate and the WH.
If Boehner fails and the Senate comes up with a "bi-partisan
solution (all Reid needs is 5 GOP Senators), I can guarentee you
that it will contain $2.5 trillion in new spending authorization.
And there will be enough GOP cross-over voters in the House to pass
it.
What do you prefer? Boehner's Plan or Reids?
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 2:30PM
You still do not get it. Take either plan, it does not matter?
It is not about supporting the Boehner plan or not. You can not
seem to let go of this bone. Passing his plan means nothing, Pass
it. You got my blessing. Yes, it is about perceptions as you say.
That is exactly my point. Boehner and the gang have completely
mismanaged this debate and the PERCEPTIONS. They are not winning
politically or practically. They are destroying and smearing thier
own base and joining the opposition to make conservatives and the
Tea Party the fall guy no matter what happens..Boehner bill or not.
Like the corrupt pieces of shit they are they are running with
total fear and have bought every single delusion, scare tactic, and
democratic version of reality that has been vomited up. So, in
order to preemptively protect thier careers they are turning on the
very base and distancing themselves. This IS what we have a problem
with, not the Boehner bill. The complete incompetence in how this
was handled from the beginning has been stunning. You still have
not addressed the blame game and the media onslaught. This will
happen no matter what is passed. You do not seem to get this. I do
not see the old guard remotely able to deal with it or having even
the will to do so.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 2:38PM
In fact, they and Boehner are helping this President by the
sheer mishandling and incompetence and lack of control of the
message and the media image as well as the negotiating strategy.
With your logic, we should just send a note to Reid and
idiot-in-chief telling them to write the bill and send it over and
we will sign whatever they like. Hell raise the debt cieling by 100
trillion trillion and tell them you are willing to give them a
blank check ammendment to the constitution and be done with it.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 10:52AM
You're An Argument Against Yourself, ObamaBoy JP.
"JP| 7.12.11 @ 4:02PM
There are a number of things that the President could do to
ensure that retirees and servicement get paid -all without
Congressional approval.
1)He could furlough non-essiential federal employees (without
pay) for a month
2)He could tap into unspent TARP funds (as far as I know this
$150-300 billion slush fund is still available -and thanks to
Paulson and Bush, it is beyond Congressional oversight).
3)There is still unspent Stimulus money in Treasury (not much,
but more than taxpayers realize).
Other things like reduction in force (RIF), sale of government
assets, re-allocation of funds from one branch to another (thus
closing some branches) requires congressional approval, and no Dem
ever closes down a federal programs other than the military."
JP| 7.29.11 @ 12:00PM
Good grief, do you really thing the President would do that
instead of demogogue the GOP? The President's intentions all along
was to create a crisis. And he will do all he can to scare the
daylights out of all who depend on Uncle Sam for money. Yes, the
President can do all what you said. But he isn't obligated to do
any of them. And with the MSM and Ruling Class he will instead go
for broke, and make the GOP into a modern day Scrooge. Congress is
powerless in preventing the Treasury from prioritzing who gets
what.
CadenzaMom| 7.29.11 @ 9:18AM
“Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in
nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to
convictions of honor and good sense” ~Winston Churchill
"Success is going from failure to failure with undiminished
enthusiasm." Winston Churchill
Varptr| 7.29.11 @ 12:45PM
How WWII was won. This is how most science and government
proceeds. When asked about bloody operation "Market Garden",
Eisenhower confirmed he would do it again in an instant. Costing
tens of thousands of men, and generally accepted as an allied
defeat, it bled the German war machine dry, destroying almost half
of all their armored equipment, trapping huge resources without
reinforcement, and draining most remaining air power.
Last Monday was a similar turning point for the United States.
Via Boehner's efforts Obama was forced to make it clear he could
not compromise, Obama then chose to lie, and caught in the lie he
had to go on TV to explain about the non-existent "Plan", another
lie. Obama then tried to cheat by releasing false reports, and
ultimately, Obama made a fatal error, he chose not to produce a
plan ... at all. Boehner then chose to turn attention to a
truculent Senate, exposing them as well. Boehner's extensive
failures and compromises have clearly painted the Democrats with
the Cloward Piven, Alinsky strategy and set the stage for the
largest Democrat defeat in the history of the United States, not at
the polls, but in the streets. Because you can't squeeze blood from
a rock or socialism from a bankrupt government! For even the
locusts die when the grass is gone! And yelling at the grass for
not being "giving enough" is perhaps the funniest Democrat effort
of all! destroying the stems and roots because they suck nutrients
from the blades.
What happened to the troops on the ground in Market Garden?
You'll recall Montgomery came out just fine; the troops and the
Dutch Resistance not so much.
Conservatives are the troops and the Dutch Resistance.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:20AM
Let me get this straight Quin, it's the hold to their principles
conservatives fault that wont pass a piece of crap Boehner bill
that has already been announced DOA by senate democrats if it
passes and pre-announced to vetoed by Obama. So te real question is
why is Boehner pushing so hard for this zombee bill? Why won't they
just tell the public the truth? Because they are all in bed
together, two side of the same coin. Progressives have been in
power far too long and it's time we take it back and send them back
to where they belong. In prison for steel from children yet to be
born.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:22AM
Steel = stealing.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:22AM
Steel = stealing.
danielasohn| 7.29.11 @ 10:17AM
You are advocating punting, not winning the game. We are behind
and there is no time left for America to run down the clock. We
sent representatives there to stop this over spending. We didn't
send them to be as weak kneed as you.
danielasohn| 7.29.11 @ 10:17AM
You are advocating punting, not winning the game. We are behind
and there is no time left for America to run down the clock. We
sent representatives there to stop this over spending. We didn't
send them to be as weak kneed as you.
Real American| 7.29.11 @ 10:26AM
F the Media! F the Democrats! it's their damn fault. Its their
damn spending. not ours.
post*tenebras*lux| 7.29.11 @ 10:51AM
Mr. Hilyer, you left out what the "media" do all the time, what
do the people know! My advice to you is .......................go
visit Les Miles, coach of the LSU football team and get some
"balls"!
Vince Kasten| 7.29.11 @ 11:13AM
The circular firing squad continues - if all of the
self-flagellating rinos and conservative intelligentsia would spend
their energy publicly fixing the blame where it *belongs* rather
than on arguing tactics out in public we would have moved the ball
twice as far *and* would be getting credit for being the adults in
the room.
Reid and Pelosi have 100% of their people lined up behind a
completely untenable position, but as a group they seem reasonable
because of the solidarity. This constant sniping in public creates
the perception of disarray and undermines both the principled
members of our team *and* the principles they stand for. Please
please please can all these "helpful" conservatives just SHUT UP
ALREADY??
9th ID| 7.29.11 @ 11:21AM
Exactly, if the RINO establishment hadn't attacked it own and
the November mandate we wouldn't here. Boehner and McConnell are
feckless crybabies...
They're not conservatives; they're RINOs who would bankrupt the
country in order to avoid the spectacle of the unwashed
conservative masses in the driver's seat of the country club
GOP.
9th ID| 7.29.11 @ 11:19AM
Quin Hillyer channels his inner John McCain -- again. Quin moved
to flyover country, but still lives inside the Beltway. The fact of
the matter is that Cut, Cap & Balance is the only plan that
addresses the problem at hand, has passed a vote, and is
bipartisan. Quin is not a Hobbit, just another Troll in
Mordor...
9th ID| 7.29.11 @ 11:23AM
As Rush stated, it looks like the GOP is handing the Dems a 2012
win by creating a 3rd party movement. If the GOP can replace the
Whigs, then we can replace the GOP...
CMORE| 7.29.11 @ 11:53AM
Mr Quinn
Why are you not focusing on why the Senate has not passed a budget
in over two years,now as as conservative I am not disagreeing with
cuts in spending and the percieved division is not division at all
it is just most conservatives disagree with how much should be
cut.
You are falling for the Alinsky tricks that Obama and the Dens are
using,why didn't Obama scream for a budget last year! Remember the
CR from a few months ago that was a sandbag from Pelosi and Reid to
give Obama cover for not insisting for one.
Obama for the past two and a half years has had an open ended
budget and has caused this crisis, do sir when you start to bag on
conservatives take a look in the mirror and ask yourself what did I
do on the past to help call and keep this from happening, ther is a
little rule I try to live by in life "Principles before personality
" and IMO you have allows your personality to override your
principles and that is what they count on the most,what are the
three basic tennants of conservatism limited but strong government,
accountability, and abservance of INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY. keep those
basic foundations and the socialists lose everytime.
trent1280| 7.29.11 @ 1:03PM
Mr Obama has not won the public debate on his own merits. The
Republicans have lost it on theirs.
The internal chaos within the Republican/Tea Party ranks has
resulted in Weepin' John Boehner's inability even to bring his own
bill to the floor. Had he done so, it would have lost -- defeated
by his own insurgents.
The Republican/Tea Party suffers a Grand Canyon of divide
between the Wall Street elite, who demand government bailouts
whenever their bungling and criminality require it, and the Main
Street folks who wonder why the bailouts only apply to banks "too
big to fail".
Until the Republican/Tea Party decides which side it is on, the
Democrats will continue to lead the public opinion.
It is always best to study the playbook of the opposition. Saul
Alinsky argued that, when in a position of no power, "you have to
make the other guy play by his own rules". He was making that case
during the Civil Rights era.
It is as applicable today when the Dems deal with a party that
doesn't know its own name. Mr Obama, one must concede, has cleverly
given them all the rope they need... is this the best we can
do?
Oldefarte| 7.29.11 @ 3:22PM
Quin is exactly correct in his arguments, but hopefully his
conclusion will not come true [though the odds are great that it
will]. As a lifelong Republican voter [and also an ardent admirer
of this tea party movement, until now], I am simply fed up with the
stupidity exhibited here from these asinine comments from these
supposidly tea party members/supporters/block-heads. Same are
simply DUMB-AS-A-STUMP hardheadiness [and a refusal to see the
whole/entire picture of this situation]. As fellow conservatives,
we all want substantial budget/debt cuts/reductions and relief from
this historical defecit/debt spending from mostly Democrats [though
Republicans are minorily guilty as well, though solely concerning
military/intelligence buildups, as opposed to Democrats' much
larger welfare expendatures]. I'll repeat, WE CONSERVATIVES ALL
WANT SUBSTANTIAL SPENDING CUTS, but these morons here slandering
Quin, myself and anyone who disagrees with their obstinate
political positions either ignore or are too stupid to understand
the total circumstances involved. If the credit rating agencies
downgrade the governmental notes/paper decreasing their credit
worthyiness, the WHOLE GD US ECONOMY [AND EACH INDIVIDUAL STATES']
has a good probability of crashing to depression levels and beyond.
Our governmental bonds will become suspect to the rest of their
world [and our dollars are the reserves of most countries economy],
the Chinese/Japanese etc who hold the majority of our debt could
decide to sell same and put their money elsewhere
[spiking/quadripling interest rates, wiping out
residential/commercial real estate values completely, credit card
interest rates would skyrocket and cards would be immediately
cancelled by banks, major banks and the stock markets could
collapse,etc]. In general, IT AIN'T JUST THE SPENDING
CEILING/GOVERNMENTAL SPENDING THAT'S AT STAKE HERE, DUMMIES! As he
said, the Democrats may have already won this battle thanks to the
pig-headed TP'ers, and if so THEY/TP will/should be blamed for the
financial carnage that results, since the Republicans tried with
two seperate plans and failed due to [1] the Democrats and [2] the
Tea Party. I hope all of you idiots here are overjoyed with
yourselves when this devastation starts [the GD stock market
dropped 200 points yesterday, and a 5000+ point drop will be
nothing once this stalemate envelopes financially]. This
defecit/debt crisis did not happen over night and has been evolving
for decades, and will not be solved overnight also [but will take
years to substantilly cut spending]. As you TP'ers rightfully said,
the 2010 congressional turnaround was solely due to yur political
efforts, but you're absolutely incorrect in your
MY-WAY-OR-THE-HIGHWAY approach concerning this spending battle and
a compromise [the Boehner plan or the CCB plan] is needed now. Your
wanting it all right now is what your obvious leader previously
referred to as ACTING STUIPIDLY. Oh and also, tea partiers, read
the following article concerning the Democrats' attitude about your
TP movement and think about who your friends really are[and who
your enemies are as well]:
"....The Democratic National Committee today unveiled a new
initiative to brand the Republican Party as synonymous with the Tea
Party movement.A DNC document laid out what it says are the plans
of the "Republican Tea Party," among them repealing the health care
bill, privatizing Social Security, ending Medicare in its current
form, extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy and abolishing
the Departments of Education and Energy. They call the ten-point
platform the "Republican Tea Party Contract on America."(Most
Republicans do support repealing health care and extending the Bush
tax cuts, though the other positions here have far more limited
support within the party.) DNC Chair Tim Kaine pushed the
initiative at a press conference today, saying "the Republican
Party agenda has become the tea party agenda, and vice versa."
Democrats hope that by linking the Tea Party to the OP they will
convince moderate voters who might have considered voting
Republican that the party is too extreme.
Republican National Committee spokesperson Katie Wright responded
to the DNC effort with a statement saying Democrats have an
"arrogant agenda" and arguing that their "strategy for this summer
appears be attacking voters as opposed to listening to them."The
Democratic initiative is designed to help blunt expected GOP gains
in the November midterm elections. The name of their document, the
"Republican Tea Party Contract on America," is meant to evoke
memories of Republicans' 1994 "Contract With America" that helped
the GOP win control of Congress. Republicans are planning a new
version of that document before the November elections. Minnesota
Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann recently started a Tea Party
Caucus in the House, which attracted 28 Republicans. Some members
of the GOP appear to be wary of being linked too closely to the
movement, though they hope to harness Tea Party enthusiasm in the
midterms.
A DNC official told Politico that "We are going to use this from
now until the election as a pre-emptive strike against GOP's August
rebranding effort, and as a response to the new contract we expect
them to come out with this fall...."
All American American| 7.29.11 @ 3:47PM
So you admired the Tea Party until they, you know, stuck to
their principles instead of caving like so many RINOs. Hmmm. Says
more about you than any Tea Party member, I reckon.
9th ID| 7.30.11 @ 11:00AM
Oldefarte is just an establishment troll and worships the likes
of the Beltway Boys; Quin, Rove, and Krauthammer. I would rather
call the Dems' bluff now an risk a "technical default" and
temporary upsets in the markets than keep spending like drunken
sailors and have a TOTAL crash within a year. Just as the ratings
agencies have stated, there will be a downgrade if REAL cuts are
not enacted. These RINOs give new meaning to fecklessness. The new
season on RINOs, that we started in 2010, will begin anew in 2012
and there will be no bag limit...
All American American| 7.29.11 @ 3:50PM
"Ohhhh no if we don't cave the big scary democrats are gonna
call us Tea Party Republicans! Oh heavens to betsy I just wee-weed
myself!!!"
Funny thing is, if more RINOs acted like Tea Party members
they'd have the support of the majority of the American people.
If the credit rating agencies downgrade our paper, which they
should have done years ago if they weren't corrupt and complicit,
it will be because of our staggering levels of debt--not the fight
over the debt ceiling. The tea party contingent is the only group
insisting on fiscal sanity. It is completely untrue that we want
everything all at once or have a "my way or the highway" attitude.
We fully understand that change must be incremental. But you really
must be inhaling your old farts for quite some time to find a bill
that adds $10-$20 trillion to the debt acceptable.
Kirath| 7.29.11 @ 4:39PM
Well I'm the opposite of you, old fart. I'm a newly minted
Republican thanks to people finally rising up and finally fighting
against the moronic thinking and hiding under the bed when
challenged that's gotten the country in this position in the first
place. Either pedal to the metal spending like Obama democrats, or
half open faucet spending like Bush and the last Republican
Congress. Death by self-beheading or death by a million paper cuts
it's still the same result in the end. No thanks, I'd like to see a
country still around when I'm an old fart like you, and for my
future children.
I stand with the courageous 25 republicans that voted against
Boehner. They did the RIGHT thing inlike the rest of the
squishes.They didn't care about the next election, they did what
the voters sent them to DC to do what We The People want, not what
the politicians want. So lay off the true conservatives
Quinn...getting tired of your Weekly Standard talking points...go
back to Right Online where you came form.
Brad miller| 7.30.11 @ 10:58AM
As one who holds a political science degree (wasted money I
know) I do understand the voter bell curve and the two-party
system. Most voters lay in the middle of that bell curve and both
parties remain centrist with variations leaning left or
right.
What the left has been successful in doing is moving the middle of
the bell curve's ideology leftward. They have done so by usurping
power from the states, gaining control of the schools and
universities, and diminishing the role of religion in
society.
By the usurpation of power they were able to buy voters and addict
them to govt money.
By controlling the education system they were able to mold the
minds of youth to think their way and accept the usurpation of
power. They were able to lurch mainstream middle America to the
left shifting the bell curve leftward.
By diminishing the church's role in society they created a
population that instead of clinging to their god (lower case to
express the general term not proper name), guns and neighbors, they
now cling to govt for salvation (obama's collective salvation),
protection, and assistance.
The combination of these factors a has splintered communities,
destroyed interpersonal discourse on matters and gave the govt the
opportunity to squash our rights as we all sit helplessly by
watching it burn.
All that said to support the notion that we need the GOP to change
this course. The GOP needs to lurch rightward and push back against
the creeping leftward slide. How you ask?
The GOP needs to put forward honest drastic restorative policies
that wrest power away from the leftists and return those powers to
the states. The single most effective restorative action is a
repeal of the 17th Amendment, and amend the 16th to place a floor
rate of 5% or less and a ceiling rate of 10% or less. Then require
the states to pay the annual deficit/debt accumulated in that
fiscal year based on the states' proportion of the nation's
population according to the census.
What will this restorative act accomplish? A lot! Senators will
again be employed by the state govts. Because the very low income
tax rates will not be able to pay for all the unconstitutional
spending, the senators will have to present their boss a bill for
the deficit and give an account to their boss for every penny spent
that they approved. Even though a senator may serve 6 years the
state can still fire them and replace them. Senators will no longer
be free to spend without their state's approval.
The next reform I suggest is for Congress to remove jurisdiction
from the SCOTUS on matters of religious expression and various
other social issues. Congress is allowed to grant jurisdiction and
take it away from the SCOTUS. This gives the issues back to the
states where they belong.
With these two restorative measures in place the liberals are
powerless to buy votes, usurp power, and destroy the fibers that
bind us together as a nation.
Thanks for reading this.
Brad Miller| 7.30.11 @ 11:41AM
I forgot to explain how the leftward shift of the bell curve
affects the GOP.
In a two-party system both parties chase the middle ground where
60% of the voters are. A shift in the bell curve right or left
causes both parties to shift with them to appeal to the most voters
(50%+1). The wings of the bell curve will vote for them regardless
so the politicians are free to shift with the voters in the
middle.
The left was successful in shifting the bell curve to the left in
1900, 1913, 1930, and 1965 and thus the GOP was dragged leftward to
accommodate the new middle. Today the left (because they controlled
the education system that trains the media) is successful in
maintaining the illusion of the leftward shift in the bell curve.
This illusion in turn keeps the GOP establishment facing left. This
is why the GOP struggles with internal strife all the time. The
difference in the two parties is that the left wing has moved the
Dems closer to the wing and convinced the middle left to accept it.
While the GOP saw the middle left accept the wing and thought it
was a major shift in the middle to the left. The GOP then shifted
away from it's wing and convinced the wing to accept the middle
left.
Now the right wing has had enough and you see conservative
movements begin to rise (John Birch Society, Christian Coalition,
the TEA parties etc).
The GOP still thinks the majority of voters are in the middle left
to left wing so they resist their base voters to the right.
Thanks for reading this
Oldefarte| 7.30.11 @ 12:44PM
How many tea party patriots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten million and five: One to go to Wal-Mart and buy a lightbulb
(and a gun because he’s going to the store anyway), one to scoff at
global climate change, one to draw a rally poster making fun of Al
Gore, one to complain about the socialist conspiracy to bring light
to all Americans, one to change the bulb, and 10 million to sit in
the dark even though the light is on.
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “A communist-fascist dictator.”
“That’s impossible — communism and fascism are at opposite ends of
the philosophical spectrum.” “You’re supposed to say ‘a
communist-fascist dictator who.’” “Fine. A communist-fascist
dictator who?” “Oh, never mind. You’ve ruined the joke. I’ll go
next door to the tea party patriot’s house.”
What do Fox News and pâté have in common? They’re both popular
with crackers.
Did you hear about the new e-Beck from Amazon? When you click
“download” it whines about socialism for an hour and then breaks
into tears.
What’s the difference between Cinemax After Dark and a tea bag
convention? One’s a show about people who are agitated over
stimulus packages and the other is a group of people with their
mouths full of balls.
Why did the tea party patriot miss the anti-tax meeting? She was
too busy driving on taxpayer-funded roads, sending her kids to
public school, living in a safe neighborhood, drinking clean water,
breathing clean air, enjoying public parks, using public lands,
buying safe products, eating inspected food, and enjoying countless
other services funded by tax dollars, but this isn’t shaping up
like much of a punch line, so let’s say she ate so many bologna and
cheese Hot Pockets that she was too fat to fit into the public
library meeting room.
Why did the tea party militia fail to stop the spread of
socialism? Because they forgot to write “Ready, Aim, Fire!” on the
palms of their hands.
Why couldn’t the tea party patriot afford to go to the NRA
rally? Because he spent all his money buying unlicensed guns at the
flea market.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and a tea party
patriot? One’s a half-black linksman with ass on his mind and the
other’s a half-assed thinksman with blacks on his mind.
A liberal, a conservative and a tea party patriot appear on
“Good Morning America.” George Stuffenenvelopes asks them how
they’d solve the economic crisis. The liberal says, “We should tax
the rich and provide health care for all.” The conservative says,
“We should cut taxes on the rich and run up huge deficits on
endless wars.” The tea party patriot says, “We should neither tax
nor borrow nor spend. We should drill, baby, drill before the Nazi
death panelists take away our freedom and destroy the nation.
Abortion! Terrorism! Ditto! Git-R-Done! Obamanation! Freedom! Pit
bull! Dale Earnhardt!” Noticing that the conservative has been
violently twisting the tea party patriot’s nipples, George
Snuffleuppegus says, “What’s going on?” The conservative says, “Oh,
sorry about that. I was just tuning my AM radio.”
Mankind finally destroys the planet, and Sarah Palin, John
Yarmuth and Barack Obama all arrive at the pearly gates at the same
time. When Palin steps forward, St. Peter says, “I’m sorry, ma’am.
This will probably come as a shock to you: No Christians are
allowed in heaven.” Yarmuth steps forward and says, “What about me?
I’m not a Christian.” St. Peter says, “Sorry, sir, no Americans are
allowed either. The Lord has ruled that absolutely no Christians
and no Americans are allowed into the kingdom of heaven.” And
Barack Obama goes, “SWEET!”
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin and a tea
party patriot walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m surprised
to see you guys together!” The tea party patriot says, “Why are you
surprised? All of my beliefs are based on the principles of the
Founding Fathers!” Jefferson says, “Indeed, I wrote, ‘We hold these
truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal’ while
schtupping my slaves.” Washington says, “I too was a slaveholder.
And as ‘father of our country,’ I led the military against my own
citizens in the Whiskey Rebellion because they refused to pay
taxes.” And Franklin says, “Yeah, I pretended to be a Puritan, yet
rarely attended church and fathered an illegitimate son.” The
bartender says, “So what you have in common is that you’re all
hypocrites?” “No,” says Franklin. “What we have in common is that
we’re all living in the 18th century.”
jgo| 7.31.11 @ 4:49PM
The conservatives haven't caused a crisis. The radical leftists
did, by refusing to even consider the House bill.
Sean| 7.29.11 @ 1:08AM
Oh no the liberal media will talk bad about us we can't have that. Let's raise the debt ceiling over a trillion dollars for a few billions in potential savings. Now that makes fiscal sense. Give me a break. The Conservatives that want more are the heroes and those like Quin are the ones who got us into this mess.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 1:26AM
"By handing Obama a crisis on a silver platter, with the conservatives now in the position of being the ones who caused it..."
I had suspicions you were never a conservative. You have just proved that. I am sure you will be right there heaping up the lies and throwing the blame with Reid and the other progressives. Once a beltway sycophant, always one. You and the rest of the old guard handed him a victory when you offered half a dozen bills, failed to control the media image and the message, smeared the Tea Party, negotiated with yourselves like morons, allowed the dems to offer not a single bill of their own, and opened your dirty laundry and infighting in public on a silver platter to the opposition. You took not a single bit of responsibility for any of this fiasco nor admitted to a single criticism from anyone. You bought EVERY single claim, scare tactic, and version of reality the democrats presented and are still echoing them. You WANT to fail. You did nothing new and nothing more then you have done a dozen times before in the last 40 years. You have the public on your side and you can not even manage the fallout and put the blame where it belongs. Helpless. Whining. Pathetic. Backstabbing. You do not even have the spine to see this through and marshall the movement. Your boy shouts at us, get your asses in line, like we are dumb animals and does not bother to explain and convince the skeptics of your superior claims and aims. The conservatives passed cut, cap, and balance. Boehners plan was dead and killed by the Dems before it was even formulated. How dare you try to blame conservatives and the Tea Party. You will not even recognize this fact.
Paul McGrath| 7.29.11 @ 1:38AM
Mr. Templar,
Civility is often a very good tactic to use when you are trying to get people to agree with you, especially when most of them pretty much agree with you to begin with.
Also, breaking up your commentary into paragraphs might encourage people to read your thing in the first place.
Paul
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 1:50AM
Yeah, you might want to try and relate that message about civility to Quin and the rest blatantly insulting conservatives with lies and falsehoods about their alleged responsibility for the collaspe of the nation. Yeah, that is what we really need now as Rome burns and the hordes are at the gate. Civility. The country is facing a real and potential collaspe and you want me to be civil. If you can not get past paragraph style then we really have a problem.
Quin| 7.29.11 @ 8:32AM
No lies. And no blame from me. I said conservatives will be blamed, meaning by both the media AND, all importantly, swing voters/independents, etc. Meanwhile, the accusation that I am "establishment" is risible. Just freaking nuts.
rightasrain| 7.29.11 @ 8:56AM
Instead of meekly accepting the blame, why can't we get out there and message, message, message? Is there no one who can beat Chuck Schumer to the cameras?
Kyle| 7.29.11 @ 9:45AM
I didn't realize Alinsky was so powerful. We won WWII, Cold War, Revolutionary War, but now we're doomed because we are doing something that some commie author thinks in a winner for the commies?
Derek Leaberry| 7.29.11 @ 10:33AM
Be honest. The Boehner Bill does not cut spending as normal people cut spending. It cuts the INCREASES planned in minor percentages.
I would be on board if I thought Boehner and McConnell could be trusted. However, I trust them as much as I did Bob Dole, Howard Baker, James Baker, Dick Darman, Michael Deaver, David Gergen and all the other sell-outs of 1982 and 1990. But I know that once the deal is accomplished, no spending will ever be cut and appropriators like McConnell and Grassley will spend just as the Democrats do.
I would only vote for the Boehner Bill if both Boehner and McConnell announced at a press conference that it was a terrible plan but the best possible at the moment; that they would change the spending process to one that didn't have automatic spending rises if a Republican was elected president in 2013; and that they would slash and burn whole agencies and departments and generally crucify the federal discretionary budget if a Republican president was in office in 2013. However, neither will because both are part of the problem.
In the end, budgetary implosion and economic depression would be best happening with Barack Obama or Andrew Cuomo in the office of president.
Spike| 7.29.11 @ 11:52AM
Quin,
When we (and by we, I mean you) take up the blame Conservatives mantra from the MSM, we enable their objectives. Until Conservatives, and (alleged) Conservative authors make their case for why they are doing what they're doing, we are doomed.
Do the right thing every day. Don't apologize.
RWinks| 7.29.11 @ 3:31PM
Quin, How can you say no blame from you. The whole article was blaming Conservatives for standing on principle.
Just as I hold no grudge against you or any who might have voted for the Boehner plan because we all have the same goal, it would be nice if those who are now heaping revulsion on fellow conservatives would grant us the same forbearance. We expect blame and thinly disguised disdain from the Democrat media. It is unexpected from Dr. K and some of the people at the WSJ and NRO.
Our disagreement is in strategy. The Boehner plan in whatever form would go to the Senate and be amended to whatever Reid wants....probably spending INCREASES and additional borrowing authority. It will come back to the House and either be voted down with the GOP getting the "blame" or be passed with Democrat votes.
We aren't cutting spending so a debt downgrade is inevitable. Not raising the debt limit will not cause a downgrade. If anything, raising the limit is more likely to bring it about. The MSM will blame the GOP. If the people who write for NRO can't understand what causes the downgrade, how can we explain it to the average voter?
If the people of this nation are too stupid to turn out this bunch of transparently insane gangsters, all is lost anyway. Only pass good bills, speak the truth loudly and repeatedly and let the chips fall where they may.
All American American| 7.29.11 @ 8:56AM
AMEN Brother!!!!!
Justin D| 7.29.11 @ 9:30AM
Amen Brother Simon Templar! It is not to late to keep pushing plans that really work like cut, cap, and balance or even Connie Mack's plan. Boehner plan was bad because it does nothing to address the real problem and adds close to 10 trillion dollars to our debt over the next decade. That is unacceptable. Conservatives have offered real plans that will save our country that have already passed the house. Why not put pressure on getting just 4 Democrate senators to shift? Please don't tell me it can't be done either that is just bull. WHERE IS OBAMA'S PLAN? How does he not take any part of the blame? All Obama has done is give speeches and has no plan except threaten veto. Obama and the Democrate senate are the losers I just wish the house speaker would not join them.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:35AM
Is being a pragmatist so awful? That's the position that Quin is more or less proposing. We CAN'T win this fight right now, and have to take the best we can get because of the issues with the Senate and President. We do this now, and maintain vigilance through 2012 where the real change can only happen.
Spike| 7.29.11 @ 11:58AM
Ryan,
Here's how this plays out.
We sign Boehner. It goes to Senate and gets merged with the Reid Bill. The dollar savings become half actual cuts, and half phantom.
The "net" savings is 1-1.5 Trillion over 10 years, with 2,5 Trillion increase.
Obama goes to the American people and, rather than applaude "the compromise", admonishes Republicans for abandoning his $4 Trillion "grand plan." Of course, you and I know that the grand plan, was vapor, but the American people will ask, why we didn't meet the Presidents spending cuts targets.
Hope this helps.
Denise | 7.29.11 @ 9:53AM
Love it, Simon! I have been thinking along these same lines every time I listen to the pundits proclaim that the Republicans will get blamed for doing the job that the Americans voters elected them to do, although not as eloquently as you, but with as much passion! The 25 hold outs did not vote for the policies that got us here, and they now are being assailed on both fronts. As Steny Hoyer said today "Proof is in the Pudding" The Pudding -elected officials on both sides of the isle for at least the last couple of decades have protected their greed, their friends and their incompetence, rather than live up to their duties to the American people --- to protect, defend and preserve the US Constitution and American Citizens. The Proof – if and when the United States of America becomes an enslaved nation rather than remain a free nation because of the insurmountable debt generated by her elected officials.
Paul McGrath| 7.29.11 @ 1:26AM
This morning I was in favor of the deal and now I don't know what to think. All of the people I trust disagree with each other. I will say that I don't care that much about the provision that requires that the Senate vote on a Balanced Budget Amendment. This maybe can wait.
But, perhaps I'm wrong. I'm going to bed. I may have another brandy or two, but I'm going to bed. Sooner or later.
All a yez, a bunch of bastids.
RJ| 7.29.11 @ 1:41AM
This is a defeatist attitude from which no benefit can come. No matter what the GOP or conservatives do, the propagandist media will work to frame them in a negative light. What is needed is for conservatives to take the action that they believe is best for the country and work on communicating their actions to the public. This is what Ronald Reagan did. The press tried to smear him, but they couldn't lay a glove on him because he was able to clearly and convincingly explain his actions.
Boehner, Canter and others simply do not believe in limited government. They therefore cannot explain it. It is time for leadership, not politics. If our values are true and clearly communicated, they will eventually be adopted by the public.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:36AM
Do we have the votes?
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 1:42AM
Oh, stop with this absolute BULLSHIT about historic reductions in spending. We are not idiots. Try the truth once in a while. It would have been better if you just met with the tea party freshmen and told the the hard truth as you saw it...that is... you would need to capitulate and give the dems essentially what they want because you are so scared and do not want to risk being politically cornered and blamed and you would think it wiser to put the ownus for the collaspe that WILL happen no matter what is passed on the jackass in the whitehouse. Did I get it right? You miss one fact. If you can not manage the blame game now what in the hell makes you think you will when boehners plan was accepted and passed and the shit still hits the fan when the business community and rating agencies realize their was no real significant reductions in spending and the debt is 20 trillion? Ya think the media is not going to blame Republicans no matter what is passed and what happens?
Nick| 7.29.11 @ 2:32AM
"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
- Chicken Little, Head of the RINO GOP
Give me a break, Mr. Hillyer. Explain to me how this is not Boehner's fault for not having a better PR strategy, not defending conservative ideas, and not being a better negotiator?
Boehner starts out with what he wants, lets democrats whittle it down to what they want, and then tries to lie to us about all the cuts we got! He negotiates like Ralph Kramden, and we all remember how many times Ralph got what he wanted, don't we?
But, no, keep telling us how it is all the T.E.A. Party's fault, Quin.
Oh, and tell me why any so-called CONSERVATIVE would support a liberal plan that creates a committee that only needs SEVEN VOTES TO RAISE TAXES?
beebop| 7.29.11 @ 5:19AM
I have to confess that I can no longer watch this. I have changed my viewing in the evening from FOX to anything that deals with home maintenance or reruns of NCIS. I have absolutely no confidence in the leadership of the Democrat party from the dead fish head on down. They misrepresent polls and twist facts to support their bully position. It is like being bullied -- something I didn't experience as a child -- and I am wondering where anyone ever EVER believed that obama would "unite" us. I personally can't wait for Rick Perry to announce and for obama to be vanquished to his next next next great thing. Hopefully it is in Portugal or Spain.
Timothy L. Pennell| 7.29.11 @ 6:39AM
1st of all, if the Republicans would OPEN THEIR MOUTHS, and remind everyone WHO got us in to this situation - OBAMA - we wouldn't be having these PR problems. If BOEHNOR would stop "Negotiating" with himself, and DEMAND a PLAN from the other side, we wouldn't be talking about this. If the Republicans, in the Senate, had refused to do ANYTHING, until the Democrats did THEIR JOB, and passed a Budget, that is almost 3 YEARS late, little Quin Hillyer wouldn't be all pissey this morning.
GO BACK to square one. Pass your Cap, Cut, and Balance, send it to the Senate, and go home and have dinner. You'll have DONE YOUR JOB. (unlike Harry Reid's Senate) If ANYONE complains, you just tell them: WE DID OUR JOB. In fact, we;re the ONLY ones who've done our job.
You got a problem?
Go talk to the OTHER GUYS.
The guys with NO PLAN.
Boehnor: 1-202-225-6205
Cantor: 1-202-225-2815
Ryan: 1-202-225-3031
And, please, do NOT be polite.
Quin. Are you still touching yourself?
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:09AM
Right On.
crash| 7.29.11 @ 9:34AM
Exactly. It is time to stop coming up with plans. Demand something from Obama and the Dems. And start letting everyone know that this is the Dems fault-800+ days without a budget, a budget plan from Obama that was so bad, his own party did not pass it...
have you considered| 7.29.11 @ 7:18AM
And herein lies the rub:
""It would have been a victory in the form of the single-largest domestic discretionary savings from current baselines""
The Current Baselines? Is the current baseline from Obama's budget, the lousy 2011CR (you know, the one that cut a whopping 300Mil); or what?
In the Pledge for America, They Promised to pass a budget back to 2008 spending.
From the Pledge:
""With common-sense exceptions for
seniors, veterans, and our troops, we will
roll back government spending to pre-
stimulus, pre-bailout levels, saving us at
least $100 billion in the first year alone and
putting us on a path to balance the budget
and pay down the debt. We will also
establish strict budget caps to limit federal
spending from this point forward.""
They passed Ryan's budget, but they did not fulfill their Pledge.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:12AM
Right on. Keep up the fight.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:37AM
Not all Republicans signed it. The Tea Party didn't have the votes, the Senate, nor the Presidency.
Clint| 7.29.11 @ 7:20AM
"Rep. Ron Paul has blasted top House Republicans for a lack of leadership, and called on supporters to pressure top GOP officials not to “cut a backroom deal with President Obama.”
In an email sent Thursday evening to supporters of his presidential bid, Paul urged backers to “help [Republican leaders] make up their mind.”
“The Republican congressional leadership is susceptible to our pressure — good old-fashioned grassroots pressure,” Paul wrote. “That’s why I need your help to demand Republican leaders show some backbone and loudly say ‘No!’ to any business as usual, status quo-empowering compromises to raise the debt ceiling.”
The GOP Capitulators Forgot To Tell You That:
" In a series of phone calls, administration officials have told bankers that the administration will not allow a default to happen even if the debt cap isn't raised by the August 2 date "
The Tea Party Rebellion Digs In On This Hill.
Stand & Fight.
Sandy| 7.29.11 @ 7:37AM
Boehner was wrong to come up with so many different plans. He should have had an open session with all of the House Republicans weeks ago, and come up with something that they could all agree with, and that could reasonable pass with the Democrats, and then stuck with it. He should never played golf with obama, or agreed to have secret meetings with him.
Please don't blame the Republicans or the conservatives, as a group though. Blame the libertarians who wanted what they wanted or nothing, just as Obama wants what he wants, or nothing.
Now Obama will do what he planned to do all along, and even hinted at it. He will use the 14th amendment and raise the ceiling on his own. And there won't even be an impeachment threat to stop him. When Obama does that, he will be the big loser, not the Republicans or conservatives who at least gave it some efforts.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 8:16AM
More Sandy RINO-CINO Capitulator Bogus Bullcrap.
We Tea Party Patriots Have Addressed The 14th Amendment Issue, Regarding The Debt Issue.
The Constitution Makes Clear That Congress Has The Authority, Not The President, To Borrow Money And Only Congress Can Increase The Statutory Debt Ceiling.
The Tea Party Rebellion Fights On This Hill.
Stand & Fight.
Michael L. Hauschild| 7.29.11 @ 7:50AM
News Flash Quinn, just because you and your capitulating, establishment, beltway, RINO class clowns got knocked on your butt by the only group to actually represent the electorate of 2010 does not mean Alinsky won. What I suggest you do is pick yourself up, dust yourself off a bit, and get on board with the only group who has proven their mettle. In order to eventually win, you have to fight; you want to lie down, fine; but realize this, the battle is going to rage back and forth till 2012 and you are going to get stepped on a lot.
Ryan| 7.29.11 @ 9:38AM
Where are the votes?
TheVotes| 7.29.11 @ 10:42AM
Yes. Where are the votes to RAISE the debt ceiling? If the ceiling isn't raised, then debt service and essential spending will proceed out of incoming revenue. The lack of votes will require the government to actually cut spending on non-essential programs.
So where are the votes to allow even more government spending? 60% of the population does NOT want the debt limit raised. Where are the votes to override what the people want?
Compromise has already occured in even offering plans that allow a debt limit increase. Seems votes are not available (from the Senate or Obama) to even allow the debt limit increase offerred. Where are the votes for the increase being offered today?
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 12:32PM
Where are the votes for Boehner? It's been declared "dead on arrival" in the Senate already. Apply your own logic, Bunky.
Mich| 7.29.11 @ 7:59AM
While those of us actively engaged in the ongoing debates understand that many more cuts need to be made, and the current plan isn't much, there are a lot more that don't even know who their representative is. It is those people that choose the politicians. Palin is reminding representatives that they may be primaried. That is true, they may. That is not the problem. They also have to win the general. That is the bind. If Democrats get a political win on this, tea partiers just shot themselves in the foot. Sometimes you have to be patient and have a game plan that is four quarters long.
The current blow up has been building for two years. There hasn't been a budget by Dems, but most of the public hasn't been as informed. Democrats did not win a majority by sticking to their liberal dreams, but by planting Blue Dogs in Congress.
I think we want to move the ball down the field, not score a touchdown. The way it is looking we are being sacked, and the political recovery will be worse. The debt ceiling will be raised, that is just a fact. We can be part of it, or shut out.
The tea party is helping to commit political suicide.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 8:33AM
Do Your Homework RINO-CINO Capitulators.
"Major ratings firms -- namely Standard & Poor's and Moody's -- have said even if the country raises the debt ceiling and doesn't default, there's a strong likelihood that the triple-A bond rating will be cut to double-A unless a budget can be crafted that results in $4 trillion in savings, the result of the massive debt load the country has accumulated in recent years. The nation's outstanding debt is more than $14 trillion."
The Tea Party Fights On This Hill.
Stand & Fight.
JP| 7.29.11 @ 9:24AM
The Teaparty is about to destroy itself and the GOP.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 10:54AM
More Shuck & Jive Trash Talk From ObamaBoy JP.
Michael L. Hauschild| 7.29.11 @ 8:39AM
The Tea PARTIERS just shot themselves in the foot? Au contraire, the Tea PARTIERS did exactly what they had promised their constituents, this is a concept referred to as “honesty.” I find these events somewhat refreshing in two ways; trusting those you have sent to Washington is a rewarding experience, and second knocking the capitulating clown’s phalluses in the dirt evokes great joy in my heart.
rightasrain| 7.29.11 @ 8:12AM
This is Boehner's fiasco for all the reasons stated above. If the best the entrenched establishment Republicans can come up with is reducing the deficit from $24 trillion to $23 trillion by 2023, I'll vote for Obama next year and get in line with my hand out for all the "free" democrat goodies while America still exists.
JimH| 7.29.11 @ 8:50AM
I don’t know if this includes any recently elected Republicans, but sometimes I get a sense that some who call themselves conservatives are looking forward to the apocalypse and are not above trying to help it along.
Anonymous| 7.29.11 @ 8:56AM
wrong wrong wrong wrong...the Tea Party has completely changed the political environment. That is the beauty of the Tea Party. They have made things like the the Alinsky Rules obsolete. The Repubs that didnt want to vote for Boehner's bill yesterday get that. The ones that wanted it passed don't get it. Do you really think all those voters that voted for Repubs last November are going to all of a sudden change their vote because of this debt thing after what we saw in the 2006 and 2008 elections? No they voted Repub because the Tea Party movement convinced them Democrats are bad for America.
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 8:57AM
The difference between RINOs and conservatives is that RINOs will bankrupt the country in order to avoid being blamed for necessary entitlement cuts. Tell David Frum we said hello, Quin.
Leonard Ogle| 7.29.11 @ 9:01AM
I don't care who thinks Obama is winning. As long as the 25 hold out, continue to hold out they are causing the idiot in chief sweat and worry. That means more than just giving him what he wants.
As long as the Tea Party participants hold out for a balanced buget and the idiot in Chief turns it down, it will finally be the nail in his coffin as he loses due to his over reaching one more time.
Like the rest of us who are applauding the Tea Party representatives who continue to do the right thing for the right reasons and the Dems can go straight to hell.
Burt| 7.29.11 @ 9:13AM
Boy, what a childish hissy fit the DC Beltway experts at AS are having today.
Why do these self proclaimed AS DC experts believe and panic over these Push polls cooked up by Dem party front group like Cnn, Cook,Gallup, Pew, CBS, NBC, ABC , Leftico ( aka Politico) .... The GOP are losing independent ( panic !!) which is the usual lies peddled by these Hard left Soros controlled media/polling front groups .
Sadly the GOP have two dedicated K street front men pretending to be conservatives when all they like to do is spend our money and keep their former Aides happy on K Street. By the way, Johnny B has the largest number of former staffers working on K street.
K street tool like Bonehead and Johnny must be removed now and some real GOP people with Media PR smarts be put in charge ( Rubio and West)
JP| 7.29.11 @ 9:23AM
Actually, you've missed the entire point of this debt ceiling drama. The GOP is being set-up, and the Gang of 25 is the means. Wait until after 2 August. The media assault will be something to behold. Every elderly patient suffering terminal illness, every disabled vet, and aspiring grad student will be showcased with the intent to show the world how utterly heartless the GOP is. It will take 2 weeks or less of this to get the Gang of 25 to fold to Obama's wishes. And that my friend, is how Obama will get his $2 trillion slush fund and ride to re-election.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 10:32AM
The fight back with our own message and take the truth to the public with our own barrage or 'Assault.' Tell them the truth. Start with informing them that Obamacare has cut 500 billion from medicare and the program is slated for destruction in their obamacare bill.
C Bowen| 7.29.11 @ 10:14AM
West was pro-sell out.
rightasrain| 7.29.11 @ 11:03AM
I guess the Marines ain't what they used to be if Debbie Wasserman Schultz has you running scared.
C Bowen| 7.29.11 @ 3:09PM
West was $5,000 for abuse to a detainee, and showed no shame, pretended to forget, and retired, rather then fight a court marshal and clear his honor.
I am not shocked to discover he is a sell-out, but some need to face the truth.
Derek Leaberry| 7.29.11 @ 9:15AM
Let us understand the Boehner Plan. $ 1.1 trillion in cuts over 10 years and the last eight are not guaranteed. $ 110 billion a year but the last eight years are not guaranteed. And this on a 7 % "baseline" apparently automatic increase. So the Boehner cuts are cuts of an increase. Such a victory is tantamount to the Baltimore Orioles claiming victory over the New York Yankees because they lose a game by four runs instead of the usual five runs. Some win.
Boehner, Cantor and McCarthy should do the decent thing and pull a Ramsey MacDonald. Run the House in coalition with Nancy Pelosi and her Democrats with the fifty or so moderate Republicans like Dave Camp, Jerry Lewis and the other soft Wonder Breads.
JP| 7.29.11 @ 9:17AM
Simon, here are the simple facts. The GOP can block legislation, but little else. Nearly 80 million Americans depend on Uncle Sam either for part of or all of thier monthly income (disabled vets, disabled civilians, retirees, food stamp recipients, college and grad students, the unemployed, grant recipients, EIC recipients, Medicare and Medicaid patients, federal employees, federal contractors and businesses, as well as rent seekers, and assorted public interest groups). Do you really think that when the President announces to these people that the checks may not be in the mail this month or next, the GOP can actually win? When it comes between pristine conservative fiscal values and someones money, I'll take the money every time. Just wait until 3 August. Bachman will get flooded with angry phone calles from thousands of desperate voters who fear that nothing will be coming in. And just think when when anrgy disabled Iraqi vets in her district get on TV to radiate thier righteous anger. Not even Ron Paul will be immuned. It matters not if it is all a lie. What matters is preceptions. And then comes Obama with his money bags to save the day.
The Gang of 25 House Conservatives are setting themselves up to be steamrolled.
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 10:16AM
All revenue bills must originate in the House. No Senate bills go to Obama except thru the House.
If we're not going to do anything with the power we already have, and if avoiding blame is the chief concern, just give the House back to the Democrats and solve both problems.
Why should we elect more Republicans given it will only provide leadership a wider margin to ignore conservatives and appease liberals?
We need new party leadership. We may need a new party.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 10:50AM
Then change the perceptions. Your argument makes perfect sense if you accept the notion that we are completely helpless, impotent, and unable to influence the American public or educate them to the facts and reality of the impending crisis of national bankruptsy and economic collaspe DUE to insane overspending and borrowing by the DEMOCRATS. If this is the case then I really suggest we just pack it in, leave DC, and go home. I am not joking. What is the point? Pristine conservative fiscal values? Is that what we are proposing? What of the millions of voters and those citizens who pay the bills? What of the majority of voters who are screaming STOP this insane spending by all polls and poll estimates? There will be no default and those people will be paid. The House does not write those checks and the president has the responsibility and power to see they are written. He is the one who is threatening not to write them. We seem to be unable to communicate even this to the Public in this war of words and debate. That is the rub, you will take the money each time. That is the problem. Then why are we bothering? I suggest then we do what John Galt did? Again, not being a smart ass or joking. This would be the only logical and sensible course.
JP| 7.29.11 @ 12:16PM
Simon,
It's not just perceptions. And in this case, we're talking about real money. Face it, the GOP is a minority party. Yes, it runs the House. But constitutionally, all it can do is block bills. And Reid and Obama have no intentions of compromising -they hold the better hand. Like I said, no one gives a hoot about fiscal this, and balanced that when they're not getting thier $900 check or $700 food stamps credit. The President holds the trump card on this. Boehner knows better than anyone that his "plan" is a sham. He's just trying to make the best of an impossible situation. The GOP can do nothing until the re-take the Senate and the WH.
If Boehner fails and the Senate comes up with a "bi-partisan solution (all Reid needs is 5 GOP Senators), I can guarentee you that it will contain $2.5 trillion in new spending authorization. And there will be enough GOP cross-over voters in the House to pass it.
What do you prefer? Boehner's Plan or Reids?
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 2:30PM
You still do not get it. Take either plan, it does not matter? It is not about supporting the Boehner plan or not. You can not seem to let go of this bone. Passing his plan means nothing, Pass it. You got my blessing. Yes, it is about perceptions as you say. That is exactly my point. Boehner and the gang have completely mismanaged this debate and the PERCEPTIONS. They are not winning politically or practically. They are destroying and smearing thier own base and joining the opposition to make conservatives and the Tea Party the fall guy no matter what happens..Boehner bill or not. Like the corrupt pieces of shit they are they are running with total fear and have bought every single delusion, scare tactic, and democratic version of reality that has been vomited up. So, in order to preemptively protect thier careers they are turning on the very base and distancing themselves. This IS what we have a problem with, not the Boehner bill. The complete incompetence in how this was handled from the beginning has been stunning. You still have not addressed the blame game and the media onslaught. This will happen no matter what is passed. You do not seem to get this. I do not see the old guard remotely able to deal with it or having even the will to do so.
simon templar| 7.29.11 @ 2:38PM
In fact, they and Boehner are helping this President by the sheer mishandling and incompetence and lack of control of the message and the media image as well as the negotiating strategy. With your logic, we should just send a note to Reid and idiot-in-chief telling them to write the bill and send it over and we will sign whatever they like. Hell raise the debt cieling by 100 trillion trillion and tell them you are willing to give them a blank check ammendment to the constitution and be done with it.
Clint.| 7.29.11 @ 10:52AM
You're An Argument Against Yourself, ObamaBoy JP.
"JP| 7.12.11 @ 4:02PM
There are a number of things that the President could do to ensure that retirees and servicement get paid -all without Congressional approval.
1)He could furlough non-essiential federal employees (without pay) for a month
2)He could tap into unspent TARP funds (as far as I know this $150-300 billion slush fund is still available -and thanks to Paulson and Bush, it is beyond Congressional oversight).
3)There is still unspent Stimulus money in Treasury (not much, but more than taxpayers realize).
Other things like reduction in force (RIF), sale of government assets, re-allocation of funds from one branch to another (thus closing some branches) requires congressional approval, and no Dem ever closes down a federal programs other than the military."
JP| 7.29.11 @ 12:00PM
Good grief, do you really thing the President would do that instead of demogogue the GOP? The President's intentions all along was to create a crisis. And he will do all he can to scare the daylights out of all who depend on Uncle Sam for money. Yes, the President can do all what you said. But he isn't obligated to do any of them. And with the MSM and Ruling Class he will instead go for broke, and make the GOP into a modern day Scrooge. Congress is powerless in preventing the Treasury from prioritzing who gets what.
CadenzaMom| 7.29.11 @ 9:18AM
“Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense” ~Winston Churchill
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 10:17AM
"Success is going from failure to failure with undiminished enthusiasm." Winston Churchill
Varptr| 7.29.11 @ 12:45PM
How WWII was won. This is how most science and government proceeds. When asked about bloody operation "Market Garden", Eisenhower confirmed he would do it again in an instant. Costing tens of thousands of men, and generally accepted as an allied defeat, it bled the German war machine dry, destroying almost half of all their armored equipment, trapping huge resources without reinforcement, and draining most remaining air power.
Last Monday was a similar turning point for the United States. Via Boehner's efforts Obama was forced to make it clear he could not compromise, Obama then chose to lie, and caught in the lie he had to go on TV to explain about the non-existent "Plan", another lie. Obama then tried to cheat by releasing false reports, and ultimately, Obama made a fatal error, he chose not to produce a plan ... at all. Boehner then chose to turn attention to a truculent Senate, exposing them as well. Boehner's extensive failures and compromises have clearly painted the Democrats with the Cloward Piven, Alinsky strategy and set the stage for the largest Democrat defeat in the history of the United States, not at the polls, but in the streets. Because you can't squeeze blood from a rock or socialism from a bankrupt government! For even the locusts die when the grass is gone! And yelling at the grass for not being "giving enough" is perhaps the funniest Democrat effort of all! destroying the stems and roots because they suck nutrients from the blades.
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 2:20PM
What happened to the troops on the ground in Market Garden? You'll recall Montgomery came out just fine; the troops and the Dutch Resistance not so much.
Conservatives are the troops and the Dutch Resistance.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:20AM
Let me get this straight Quin, it's the hold to their principles conservatives fault that wont pass a piece of crap Boehner bill that has already been announced DOA by senate democrats if it passes and pre-announced to vetoed by Obama. So te real question is why is Boehner pushing so hard for this zombee bill? Why won't they just tell the public the truth? Because they are all in bed together, two side of the same coin. Progressives have been in power far too long and it's time we take it back and send them back to where they belong. In prison for steel from children yet to be born.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:22AM
Steel = stealing.
Ringleader| 7.29.11 @ 9:22AM
Steel = stealing.
danielasohn| 7.29.11 @ 10:17AM
You are advocating punting, not winning the game. We are behind and there is no time left for America to run down the clock. We sent representatives there to stop this over spending. We didn't send them to be as weak kneed as you.
danielasohn| 7.29.11 @ 10:17AM
You are advocating punting, not winning the game. We are behind and there is no time left for America to run down the clock. We sent representatives there to stop this over spending. We didn't send them to be as weak kneed as you.
Real American| 7.29.11 @ 10:26AM
F the Media! F the Democrats! it's their damn fault. Its their damn spending. not ours.
post*tenebras*lux| 7.29.11 @ 10:51AM
Mr. Hilyer, you left out what the "media" do all the time, what do the people know! My advice to you is .......................go visit Les Miles, coach of the LSU football team and get some "balls"!
Vince Kasten| 7.29.11 @ 11:13AM
The circular firing squad continues - if all of the self-flagellating rinos and conservative intelligentsia would spend their energy publicly fixing the blame where it *belongs* rather than on arguing tactics out in public we would have moved the ball twice as far *and* would be getting credit for being the adults in the room.
Reid and Pelosi have 100% of their people lined up behind a completely untenable position, but as a group they seem reasonable because of the solidarity. This constant sniping in public creates the perception of disarray and undermines both the principled members of our team *and* the principles they stand for. Please please please can all these "helpful" conservatives just SHUT UP ALREADY??
9th ID| 7.29.11 @ 11:21AM
Exactly, if the RINO establishment hadn't attacked it own and the November mandate we wouldn't here. Boehner and McConnell are feckless crybabies...
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 11:23AM
They're not conservatives; they're RINOs who would bankrupt the country in order to avoid the spectacle of the unwashed conservative masses in the driver's seat of the country club GOP.
9th ID| 7.29.11 @ 11:19AM
Quin Hillyer channels his inner John McCain -- again. Quin moved to flyover country, but still lives inside the Beltway. The fact of the matter is that Cut, Cap & Balance is the only plan that addresses the problem at hand, has passed a vote, and is bipartisan. Quin is not a Hobbit, just another Troll in Mordor...
9th ID| 7.29.11 @ 11:23AM
As Rush stated, it looks like the GOP is handing the Dems a 2012 win by creating a 3rd party movement. If the GOP can replace the Whigs, then we can replace the GOP...
CMORE| 7.29.11 @ 11:53AM
Mr Quinn
Why are you not focusing on why the Senate has not passed a budget in over two years,now as as conservative I am not disagreeing with cuts in spending and the percieved division is not division at all it is just most conservatives disagree with how much should be cut.
You are falling for the Alinsky tricks that Obama and the Dens are using,why didn't Obama scream for a budget last year! Remember the CR from a few months ago that was a sandbag from Pelosi and Reid to give Obama cover for not insisting for one.
Obama for the past two and a half years has had an open ended budget and has caused this crisis, do sir when you start to bag on conservatives take a look in the mirror and ask yourself what did I do on the past to help call and keep this from happening, ther is a little rule I try to live by in life "Principles before personality " and IMO you have allows your personality to override your principles and that is what they count on the most,what are the three basic tennants of conservatism limited but strong government, accountability, and abservance of INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY. keep those basic foundations and the socialists lose everytime.
trent1280| 7.29.11 @ 1:03PM
Mr Obama has not won the public debate on his own merits. The Republicans have lost it on theirs.
The internal chaos within the Republican/Tea Party ranks has resulted in Weepin' John Boehner's inability even to bring his own bill to the floor. Had he done so, it would have lost -- defeated by his own insurgents.
The Republican/Tea Party suffers a Grand Canyon of divide between the Wall Street elite, who demand government bailouts whenever their bungling and criminality require it, and the Main Street folks who wonder why the bailouts only apply to banks "too big to fail".
Until the Republican/Tea Party decides which side it is on, the Democrats will continue to lead the public opinion.
It is always best to study the playbook of the opposition. Saul Alinsky argued that, when in a position of no power, "you have to make the other guy play by his own rules". He was making that case during the Civil Rights era.
It is as applicable today when the Dems deal with a party that doesn't know its own name. Mr Obama, one must concede, has cleverly given them all the rope they need... is this the best we can do?
Oldefarte| 7.29.11 @ 3:22PM
Quin is exactly correct in his arguments, but hopefully his conclusion will not come true [though the odds are great that it will]. As a lifelong Republican voter [and also an ardent admirer of this tea party movement, until now], I am simply fed up with the stupidity exhibited here from these asinine comments from these supposidly tea party members/supporters/block-heads. Same are simply DUMB-AS-A-STUMP hardheadiness [and a refusal to see the whole/entire picture of this situation]. As fellow conservatives, we all want substantial budget/debt cuts/reductions and relief from this historical defecit/debt spending from mostly Democrats [though Republicans are minorily guilty as well, though solely concerning military/intelligence buildups, as opposed to Democrats' much larger welfare expendatures]. I'll repeat, WE CONSERVATIVES ALL WANT SUBSTANTIAL SPENDING CUTS, but these morons here slandering Quin, myself and anyone who disagrees with their obstinate political positions either ignore or are too stupid to understand the total circumstances involved. If the credit rating agencies downgrade the governmental notes/paper decreasing their credit worthyiness, the WHOLE GD US ECONOMY [AND EACH INDIVIDUAL STATES'] has a good probability of crashing to depression levels and beyond. Our governmental bonds will become suspect to the rest of their world [and our dollars are the reserves of most countries economy], the Chinese/Japanese etc who hold the majority of our debt could decide to sell same and put their money elsewhere [spiking/quadripling interest rates, wiping out residential/commercial real estate values completely, credit card interest rates would skyrocket and cards would be immediately cancelled by banks, major banks and the stock markets could collapse,etc]. In general, IT AIN'T JUST THE SPENDING CEILING/GOVERNMENTAL SPENDING THAT'S AT STAKE HERE, DUMMIES! As he said, the Democrats may have already won this battle thanks to the pig-headed TP'ers, and if so THEY/TP will/should be blamed for the financial carnage that results, since the Republicans tried with two seperate plans and failed due to [1] the Democrats and [2] the Tea Party. I hope all of you idiots here are overjoyed with yourselves when this devastation starts [the GD stock market dropped 200 points yesterday, and a 5000+ point drop will be nothing once this stalemate envelopes financially]. This defecit/debt crisis did not happen over night and has been evolving for decades, and will not be solved overnight also [but will take years to substantilly cut spending]. As you TP'ers rightfully said, the 2010 congressional turnaround was solely due to yur political efforts, but you're absolutely incorrect in your MY-WAY-OR-THE-HIGHWAY approach concerning this spending battle and a compromise [the Boehner plan or the CCB plan] is needed now. Your wanting it all right now is what your obvious leader previously referred to as ACTING STUIPIDLY. Oh and also, tea partiers, read the following article concerning the Democrats' attitude about your TP movement and think about who your friends really are[and who your enemies are as well]:
"....The Democratic National Committee today unveiled a new initiative to brand the Republican Party as synonymous with the Tea Party movement.A DNC document laid out what it says are the plans of the "Republican Tea Party," among them repealing the health care bill, privatizing Social Security, ending Medicare in its current form, extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy and abolishing the Departments of Education and Energy. They call the ten-point platform the "Republican Tea Party Contract on America."(Most Republicans do support repealing health care and extending the Bush tax cuts, though the other positions here have far more limited support within the party.) DNC Chair Tim Kaine pushed the initiative at a press conference today, saying "the Republican Party agenda has become the tea party agenda, and vice versa." Democrats hope that by linking the Tea Party to the OP they will convince moderate voters who might have considered voting Republican that the party is too extreme.
Republican National Committee spokesperson Katie Wright responded to the DNC effort with a statement saying Democrats have an "arrogant agenda" and arguing that their "strategy for this summer appears be attacking voters as opposed to listening to them."The Democratic initiative is designed to help blunt expected GOP gains in the November midterm elections. The name of their document, the "Republican Tea Party Contract on America," is meant to evoke memories of Republicans' 1994 "Contract With America" that helped the GOP win control of Congress. Republicans are planning a new version of that document before the November elections. Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann recently started a Tea Party Caucus in the House, which attracted 28 Republicans. Some members of the GOP appear to be wary of being linked too closely to the movement, though they hope to harness Tea Party enthusiasm in the midterms.
A DNC official told Politico that "We are going to use this from now until the election as a pre-emptive strike against GOP's August rebranding effort, and as a response to the new contract we expect them to come out with this fall...."
All American American| 7.29.11 @ 3:47PM
So you admired the Tea Party until they, you know, stuck to their principles instead of caving like so many RINOs. Hmmm. Says more about you than any Tea Party member, I reckon.
9th ID| 7.30.11 @ 11:00AM
Oldefarte is just an establishment troll and worships the likes of the Beltway Boys; Quin, Rove, and Krauthammer. I would rather call the Dems' bluff now an risk a "technical default" and temporary upsets in the markets than keep spending like drunken sailors and have a TOTAL crash within a year. Just as the ratings agencies have stated, there will be a downgrade if REAL cuts are not enacted. These RINOs give new meaning to fecklessness. The new season on RINOs, that we started in 2010, will begin anew in 2012 and there will be no bag limit...
All American American| 7.29.11 @ 3:50PM
"Ohhhh no if we don't cave the big scary democrats are gonna call us Tea Party Republicans! Oh heavens to betsy I just wee-weed myself!!!"
Funny thing is, if more RINOs acted like Tea Party members they'd have the support of the majority of the American people.
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 4:04PM
They don't care about the support of the American people----they want David Gregory to love them.
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 4:03PM
Quin must pay you by the word.
rightasrain| 7.29.11 @ 4:16PM
If the credit rating agencies downgrade our paper, which they should have done years ago if they weren't corrupt and complicit, it will be because of our staggering levels of debt--not the fight over the debt ceiling. The tea party contingent is the only group insisting on fiscal sanity. It is completely untrue that we want everything all at once or have a "my way or the highway" attitude. We fully understand that change must be incremental. But you really must be inhaling your old farts for quite some time to find a bill that adds $10-$20 trillion to the debt acceptable.
Kirath| 7.29.11 @ 4:39PM
Well I'm the opposite of you, old fart. I'm a newly minted Republican thanks to people finally rising up and finally fighting against the moronic thinking and hiding under the bed when challenged that's gotten the country in this position in the first place. Either pedal to the metal spending like Obama democrats, or half open faucet spending like Bush and the last Republican Congress. Death by self-beheading or death by a million paper cuts it's still the same result in the end. No thanks, I'd like to see a country still around when I'm an old fart like you, and for my future children.
Teflon93| 7.29.11 @ 5:05PM
Welcome to the fight, Kirath!
randyinrocklin| 7.29.11 @ 4:38PM
I stand with the courageous 25 republicans that voted against Boehner. They did the RIGHT thing inlike the rest of the squishes.They didn't care about the next election, they did what the voters sent them to DC to do what We The People want, not what the politicians want. So lay off the true conservatives Quinn...getting tired of your Weekly Standard talking points...go back to Right Online where you came form.
Brad miller| 7.30.11 @ 10:58AM
As one who holds a political science degree (wasted money I know) I do understand the voter bell curve and the two-party system. Most voters lay in the middle of that bell curve and both parties remain centrist with variations leaning left or right.
What the left has been successful in doing is moving the middle of the bell curve's ideology leftward. They have done so by usurping power from the states, gaining control of the schools and universities, and diminishing the role of religion in society.
By the usurpation of power they were able to buy voters and addict them to govt money.
By controlling the education system they were able to mold the minds of youth to think their way and accept the usurpation of power. They were able to lurch mainstream middle America to the left shifting the bell curve leftward.
By diminishing the church's role in society they created a population that instead of clinging to their god (lower case to express the general term not proper name), guns and neighbors, they now cling to govt for salvation (obama's collective salvation), protection, and assistance.
The combination of these factors a has splintered communities, destroyed interpersonal discourse on matters and gave the govt the opportunity to squash our rights as we all sit helplessly by watching it burn.
All that said to support the notion that we need the GOP to change this course. The GOP needs to lurch rightward and push back against the creeping leftward slide. How you ask?
The GOP needs to put forward honest drastic restorative policies that wrest power away from the leftists and return those powers to the states. The single most effective restorative action is a repeal of the 17th Amendment, and amend the 16th to place a floor rate of 5% or less and a ceiling rate of 10% or less. Then require the states to pay the annual deficit/debt accumulated in that fiscal year based on the states' proportion of the nation's population according to the census.
What will this restorative act accomplish? A lot! Senators will again be employed by the state govts. Because the very low income tax rates will not be able to pay for all the unconstitutional spending, the senators will have to present their boss a bill for the deficit and give an account to their boss for every penny spent that they approved. Even though a senator may serve 6 years the state can still fire them and replace them. Senators will no longer be free to spend without their state's approval.
The next reform I suggest is for Congress to remove jurisdiction from the SCOTUS on matters of religious expression and various other social issues. Congress is allowed to grant jurisdiction and take it away from the SCOTUS. This gives the issues back to the states where they belong.
With these two restorative measures in place the liberals are powerless to buy votes, usurp power, and destroy the fibers that bind us together as a nation.
Thanks for reading this.
Brad Miller| 7.30.11 @ 11:41AM
I forgot to explain how the leftward shift of the bell curve affects the GOP.
In a two-party system both parties chase the middle ground where 60% of the voters are. A shift in the bell curve right or left causes both parties to shift with them to appeal to the most voters (50%+1). The wings of the bell curve will vote for them regardless so the politicians are free to shift with the voters in the middle.
The left was successful in shifting the bell curve to the left in 1900, 1913, 1930, and 1965 and thus the GOP was dragged leftward to accommodate the new middle. Today the left (because they controlled the education system that trains the media) is successful in maintaining the illusion of the leftward shift in the bell curve. This illusion in turn keeps the GOP establishment facing left. This is why the GOP struggles with internal strife all the time. The difference in the two parties is that the left wing has moved the Dems closer to the wing and convinced the middle left to accept it. While the GOP saw the middle left accept the wing and thought it was a major shift in the middle to the left. The GOP then shifted away from it's wing and convinced the wing to accept the middle left.
Now the right wing has had enough and you see conservative movements begin to rise (John Birch Society, Christian Coalition, the TEA parties etc).
The GOP still thinks the majority of voters are in the middle left to left wing so they resist their base voters to the right.
Thanks for reading this
Oldefarte| 7.30.11 @ 12:44PM
How many tea party patriots does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten million and five: One to go to Wal-Mart and buy a lightbulb (and a gun because he’s going to the store anyway), one to scoff at global climate change, one to draw a rally poster making fun of Al Gore, one to complain about the socialist conspiracy to bring light to all Americans, one to change the bulb, and 10 million to sit in the dark even though the light is on.
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “A communist-fascist dictator.” “That’s impossible — communism and fascism are at opposite ends of the philosophical spectrum.” “You’re supposed to say ‘a communist-fascist dictator who.’” “Fine. A communist-fascist dictator who?” “Oh, never mind. You’ve ruined the joke. I’ll go next door to the tea party patriot’s house.”
What do Fox News and pâté have in common? They’re both popular with crackers.
Did you hear about the new e-Beck from Amazon? When you click “download” it whines about socialism for an hour and then breaks into tears.
What’s the difference between Cinemax After Dark and a tea bag convention? One’s a show about people who are agitated over stimulus packages and the other is a group of people with their mouths full of balls.
Why did the tea party patriot miss the anti-tax meeting? She was too busy driving on taxpayer-funded roads, sending her kids to public school, living in a safe neighborhood, drinking clean water, breathing clean air, enjoying public parks, using public lands, buying safe products, eating inspected food, and enjoying countless other services funded by tax dollars, but this isn’t shaping up like much of a punch line, so let’s say she ate so many bologna and cheese Hot Pockets that she was too fat to fit into the public library meeting room.
Why did the tea party militia fail to stop the spread of socialism? Because they forgot to write “Ready, Aim, Fire!” on the palms of their hands.
Why couldn’t the tea party patriot afford to go to the NRA rally? Because he spent all his money buying unlicensed guns at the flea market.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and a tea party patriot? One’s a half-black linksman with ass on his mind and the other’s a half-assed thinksman with blacks on his mind.
A liberal, a conservative and a tea party patriot appear on “Good Morning America.” George Stuffenenvelopes asks them how they’d solve the economic crisis. The liberal says, “We should tax the rich and provide health care for all.” The conservative says, “We should cut taxes on the rich and run up huge deficits on endless wars.” The tea party patriot says, “We should neither tax nor borrow nor spend. We should drill, baby, drill before the Nazi death panelists take away our freedom and destroy the nation. Abortion! Terrorism! Ditto! Git-R-Done! Obamanation! Freedom! Pit bull! Dale Earnhardt!” Noticing that the conservative has been violently twisting the tea party patriot’s nipples, George Snuffleuppegus says, “What’s going on?” The conservative says, “Oh, sorry about that. I was just tuning my AM radio.”
Mankind finally destroys the planet, and Sarah Palin, John Yarmuth and Barack Obama all arrive at the pearly gates at the same time. When Palin steps forward, St. Peter says, “I’m sorry, ma’am. This will probably come as a shock to you: No Christians are allowed in heaven.” Yarmuth steps forward and says, “What about me? I’m not a Christian.” St. Peter says, “Sorry, sir, no Americans are allowed either. The Lord has ruled that absolutely no Christians and no Americans are allowed into the kingdom of heaven.” And Barack Obama goes, “SWEET!”
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin and a tea party patriot walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m surprised to see you guys together!” The tea party patriot says, “Why are you surprised? All of my beliefs are based on the principles of the Founding Fathers!” Jefferson says, “Indeed, I wrote, ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal’ while schtupping my slaves.” Washington says, “I too was a slaveholder. And as ‘father of our country,’ I led the military against my own citizens in the Whiskey Rebellion because they refused to pay taxes.” And Franklin says, “Yeah, I pretended to be a Puritan, yet rarely attended church and fathered an illegitimate son.” The bartender says, “So what you have in common is that you’re all hypocrites?” “No,” says Franklin. “What we have in common is that we’re all living in the 18th century.”
jgo| 7.31.11 @ 4:49PM
The conservatives haven't caused a crisis. The radical leftists did, by refusing to even consider the House bill.