Here's a timely headline, from today's ClimateWire
(subscription required), what with the House and Senate voting to
block EPA's backdoor attempt at imposing the cap-and-trade
legislation rejected by Senate Democrats last year:
Tea party, wonky White House messaging sunk cap and trade -- Van
Jones
Yeah. Excuses are like certain body parts...quite often they
don't really work. Though he did get the first part right. But let
us trundle once more into those wonky weeds, reminding us what
helped get those tea partiers going:
"Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates
would necessarily skyrocket. Even regardless of what I say about
whether coal is good or bad. Because I'm capping greenhouse gases,
coal power plants, you know, natural gas, you name it - whatever
the plants were, whatever the industry was, uh, they would have to
retrofit their operations. That will cost money. They will pass
that money on to consumers."
BOR-ING! How about some straight talk we can all
understand?
"So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can;
it's just that it will bankrupt them because they're going to be
charged a huge sum for all that greenhouse gas that's being
emitted.
That will also generate billions of dollars that we can invest
in solar, wind, biodiesel and other alternative energy approaches.
[NB: YES! It's criminal
we haven't done that yet!]
The only thing I've said with respect to coal, I haven't been
some coal booster. What I have said is that for us to take coal off
the table as a ideological matter as opposed to saying if
technology allows us to use coal in a clean way, we should pursue
it.
So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they
can.
It's just that it will bankrupt them."
Oddly, that latter part in particular wasn't viewed by everyone
as a legitimate use of the state.
I suppose Jones's excuse beats the oh-so-common strains of I
just tried to do too much. It confused people. But not by
much. Maybe it was that bouncing around from 'catastrophic
man-made global warming!', to 'jobs!', to 'energy of the future'.
None of which do very well upon scrutiny, either. When the reason
for doing something is constantly changing -- and even then
with none of the reasons being credible -- you know there's
probably not a good reason for doing it.
Now that a strong majority of both houses of Congress are about
to vote to block EPA's effort (though the Senate Dems will split
among three ruses offering nothing more than political cover
allowing them to say they voted to block the power grab, without
actually doing so in the end), what's the next excuse for the
agenda's unpopularity? Not enough Van Jones?
Has anyone considered gas, oil and coal as storable and
transportable solar energy.
Consider, plants convert light, water and carbon dioxide into
plant tissue which is mostly water-soluble hydrocarbons.
Over a millions years ago, the ancient sunlight was transformed
into plant tissue and then into gas, oil and coal by natural
processes.
In a very real sense we are just converting ancient sunlight back
into energy after being temporally stored as coal and oil.
Maybe the Republicans should demand that coal fired power plants
be rebranded as "Organic Solar Conversion Power Plants" and thus
"Green Energy".
Problem solved!!
Occam's Tool| 4.6.11 @ 4:22PM
Just another piece of good Marxist common sense from our
Imperious Leader, Vermin T Maggot, Esq (and POTUS).
Dixie Pixie| 4.6.11 @ 3:43PM
Has anyone considered gas, oil and coal as storable and transportable solar energy.
Consider, plants convert light, water and carbon dioxide into plant tissue which is mostly water-soluble hydrocarbons.
Over a millions years ago, the ancient sunlight was transformed into plant tissue and then into gas, oil and coal by natural processes.
In a very real sense we are just converting ancient sunlight back into energy after being temporally stored as coal and oil.
Maybe the Republicans should demand that coal fired power plants be rebranded as "Organic Solar Conversion Power Plants" and thus "Green Energy".
Problem solved!!
Occam's Tool| 4.6.11 @ 4:22PM
Just another piece of good Marxist common sense from our Imperious Leader, Vermin T Maggot, Esq (and POTUS).