The headline writing gods long ago declared that all scandals
shall be likened unto Watergate. Thus we've had Climategate,
Filegate, Macacagate, Monicagate, Nannygate, Nipplegate,
Rathergate, Travelgate, Troopergate, and Wampumgate, to name just a
few. The
list on Wikipedia is 114 items long. The American
Spectator has helped to coin more than a few of them.
To this index of infamy, we can now add Hickygate and please
hold the e-mails charging I misspelled that. This scandal has
nothing to do with evidence of heavy necking by some wayward pol's
enthusiastic mistress. It is all about charges and counter charges
of elitism and misrepresentation in the race to fill Robert Byrd's
old senate seat in West Virginia.
Here's what happened: The National Republican Senatorial
Committee commissioned an ad for West Virginia attacking Democratic
governor and senatorial candidate Joe Manchin. They had to hire
actors to film said ad, so
an e-mail went out to a non-political casting agency. It asked
for:
One male:
- Age about 55
- Looking for someone to represent the middle of the country...
Ohio, Pittsburgh, West Virginia area
- Middle class
One male:
- Age about 45
- Middle class
- Again, should represent the Ohio, Pittsburgh, West Virginia area
of the country
Five background characters:
- Mother
- Child
- Elderly couple
- 20's-ish male
That would have been uncontroversial but the Manchin campaign
got hold of the talent agency's casting call that included...
wardrobe suggestions. The casting call explained, "We are going for
a 'Hicky' Blue Collar look. These characters are from West Virginia
so think coal miner/trucker looks."
It got worse. Actors might wear jeans, work boots, flannel or
denim shirts, "Dickie's type jacket[s] with t-shirt underneath,"
"John Deer hats (not brand new, preferably beat up)," or "Trucker
hats (not brand new, preferably beat up)." It was one thing for a
casting call to insinuate that West Virginians are backward and
slovenly. To do that while misspelling John Deere* really took the
cake.
The Manchin campaign pounced. A Democratic official provided the
material to the
Politico, explaining that Republican candidate John Raese
"doesn't understand working people," and the campaign released a
statement saying, "John Raese and his special interest friends have
insulted the people of West Virginia and need to immediately
apologize." They followed up with an ad saying that Raese thinks
West Virginians are easily manipulated "hicks."
Funny, but this really is a case of a lie making it halfway
around the world before truth can get its belt fastened. The
"hicky" language originated not with the Raese campaign, not with
the NRSC, and not even with a vendor the NRSC had hired to manage
commercials, but with a Philadelphia talent agency. There's a
newsflash: people who work in talent agencies are not likely to be
positively disposed toward West Virginians.
Manchin has been an able governor who should be coasting to
victory. He should be touting his record and telling West
Virginians what he will do for them in the Senate. In any other
election cycle, he would do just that. But this year he's doing his
best to change the subject. At least he's not boring us. Maybe he
can cook up another -gate by November. I suggest something
involving farm animals.
* My close runner-up for scandal name was John Deeregate.
Apologies to tractors everywhere, but Hickygate is just too
catchy.
It is too late to campaign on anything substantive so we can
expect more of this "pouncing" on trivia, especially by floundering
dems. I love the formulaic and ponderous denunciation and demand
for an "immediate apology."
Tim| 10.12.10 @ 9:52AM
Does this mean I have to stop wearing my tractor hat?
ncatty| 10.11.10 @ 2:51PM
It is too late to campaign on anything substantive so we can expect more of this "pouncing" on trivia, especially by floundering dems. I love the formulaic and ponderous denunciation and demand for an "immediate apology."
Tim| 10.12.10 @ 9:52AM
Does this mean I have to stop wearing my tractor hat?