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The U.S. Ryder Cup team, outside of Stewart Cink, has so far performed like exactly what it is: a collection of good but not-yet superby accomplished players along with a very good grinder (jim Furyk) with an awful four-ball record and two all-time greats in a serious, serious phunk. This team is so far away from Ben Hogan’s legendary “12 best players in the world” as to be a sign of societal decline.

What’s most baffling is the body language of Phil Mickelson. He has been walking around all week with a hangdog look, like he’s wearing a “Kick me” sign. He has now won only something like two of his last 18 Ryder Cup matches. That’s pitiful. And his 0-3 record this week so far is really strange. Twice his team has battled back from deep early holes to pull either even or just about even, only to then throw it away. And it was Phil doing some of the most devastating throw-aways, especially by three-putting a green down the stretch today and then failing to get up and down on 16 while Ian Poulter of Great Britain did get up and down from a worse spot.

Overall, the U.S. condition going into Monday’s finale is pitiphul. And they do not have nearly the firepower of the great 1999 comeback team of Brookline, nor the mystical leadership of Ben Crenshaw. Down 9 1/2 to 6 1/2, I see no way on Earth they can win. Tiger is still doing experiments on his swing, Dustin Johnson looks lost, Steve Stricker is putting great but looks exhausted, and nobody seems to be looking like somebody to rally around. This is awful.

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MikeN| 10.3.10 @ 2:43PM

They are a full point better than 1999. Which means the US results from 2008 are good enough to win, as well as in 1997, and 1993.

PCC| 10.3.10 @ 3:00PM

Unphortunately, it's not looking good phor us.

Tim*| 10.3.10 @ 3:40PM

Golf Is Phutile Phun !

Hit ,Walk , Hit ,Walk , Hit , Walk , Look For Ball , Hit , Walk ......

Carl Spackler| 10.4.10 @ 1:11AM

The gophers are fun, though. Killing them is fun. Blowing the little bastards up is way cool. You gunna drink that?

Tom near Boston| 10.3.10 @ 10:10PM

Mind if I share?
I played or practiced golf practically every day there wasn't snow on the ground from the age of 12 through 20. I won junior tournaments and had a 40-2 record in high school matches.
But you know what? Tim* is right. This game sucks. Like quitting hard drinking, quitting this game has been a boon for my life. And to think I was going to introduce it to my precious children. I thank God for the wisdom to see the error of my foolish youth. Perhaps the pervasive sight of the first nacissist (you know who) forever teeing it up when you'd think he had bigger things to attend to has hastened this revelation. Was I ever as big a twerp as Barack? I'm afraid so. I can't have those years back, so I will just be thankful for whatever (golf-free) years I have left.

PCC| 10.4.10 @ 1:43AM

Phanks, Tom.

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