The American Spectator

From David Icke, the man who revealed George W. Bush and Queen Elizabeth II to be reptillian huminoids conspiring to control humanity, comes a new call to arms, Human Race Get Off Your Knees, which explains our current predicament: 

His most staggering revelation is that the Earth and the collective human mind is manipulated from the Moon, which, he says, is not a ‘heavenly body’, but an artificial construct – a gigantic ‘spacecraft’ (probably a hollowed-out ‘planetoid’) – which is home to the extraterrestrial group that has been manipulating humanity for aeons.

He describes what he calls the ‘Moon Matrix’, a fake reality broadcast from the Moon which is decoded by the human body/mind in much the same way as portrayed in the Matrix movie trilogy. The Moon Matrix has ‘hacked’ into the human ‘body-computer’ system, he says, and it is feeding us a manipulated sense of self and the world 24/7.

This, I suspect, will be the final word on the election of Al Franken to the United States Senate and the recent happenings in Delaware, unless, of course, you work in the White House War Room, in which case it is Robert Gibbs most plausible explanation for the falling poll numbers of The One.  

P.S. For those interested in the full scope of Icke craziness, I highly recommend the chapter “There Are Lizards and There Are Lizards” from Jon Ronson’s fantastic Them: Adventures with Extremists.