Bernie Sanders lends his e-list to Russ Feingold this morning
for a defiant missive which is either sort of yucky or a bit too
kinky depending on your point of view:
My opponent, multimillionaire Ron Johnson, thinks his checkbook
can decide this election. He’s so confident about winning that he’s
already pledged to spend upward of $15 million of his own fortune,
or “all of it,” to win.
Today, September 15, my campaign is launching our newest
effort:”15
for 15 Cheddarbomb.” We’ll match Ron Johnson’s $15 million
with the donations of 15,000 grassroots donors. This is our
first-ever “moneybomb” or as we call it in Wisconsin – a
“Cheddarbomb.” Our “Cheddarbomb” will show that my campaign can
match Johnson’s $15 million with 15,000 grassroots donations of our
own – in a single day.
I suppose this means Feingold is willing to sacrifice the vegan
vote to entice independents, but is he not concerned about what
might happen when this thing blows and leaves the streets strewn
with spare tire-saddled men and muffin-topped women?
Also, I love this cheesy-yet-not-cheese-related line: “Ron
Johnson and the extremists want to win this election bad.”
Unlike Russ, who could care less if he wins the election, which
he is really just using as a vehicle for his dastardly
CHEDDARBOMB!
(Cue Dem go-to guy John Cougar Mellencamp re-recording of
“Cherry Bomb.”)
Booger| 9.15.10 @ 9:39AM
The cheddarbombs will be affixed on the sharks' heads next to the lasers.
Prof. Mondo | 9.15.10 @ 9:49AM
The heck with Mellencamp -- go with the Runaways' song of the same title.
"Hello, Dad! Hello, Mom! I'm a ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch CHEDDAR BOMB!"
Easier to look at, too.
Humphry Dumfries| 9.15.10 @ 9:50AM
$1,000 donations from 15K grassroots donors?
Good luck with that...
Shawn Macomber| 9.15.10 @ 10:03AM
I hereby cede decision making regarding the musical accompaniment for this blog post to Prof. Mondo...
OZ| 9.15.10 @ 1:04PM
Urban Dictionary: ...2) A rank fart that smells like a rotten wedge of cheddar. or..... 3) getting extremely high and or drunk.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cheddar Bomb
maybe its both?
J.C.Eaton| 9.15.10 @ 2:00PM
Russie Feingold is a fussy, prissy,politically radical tool. He is flawed in numerous areas but one that he lives off continually is his terminal cuteness. This "cheddarbomb" concept is of a piece with his faux adoption of the Wisconsin peoples' affinity for scrupulous handling of money, family values, citizen virtues, et al. Well, frankly, he actually believes,if actions tell the tale, in none of that. He spends the peoples' tax money in Obama-like gobs, if he has ever voted on moral grounds against an abortifacient bill, I'm not aware of it. His ostensible interest in the opinions of his constituents that don't mirror his own radical agenda is laughable. Never mind his wretched McCain-Feingold pus-ridden law. Arroint thee witch the rump-fed runion cried.