Forgive my golf obsession, but American men are fading from the
forefront in golf the way they faded in tennis about six or seven
years ago. And with today being the last day to impress Ryder Cup
captain Corey Pavin to become a Wild Card selection for the
international team competition, not only did nobody step up, but
just about everybody under consideration absolutely hashed up their
chances. To me, this looks like the worst American Ryder Cup team
EVER. Of the eight already on the team, Phil Mickelson has played
like he’s utterly lost since blowing another chance for a U.S. Open
this summer. Today he hacked up the course with a five-over 76.
Hunter Mahan is a CUp veteran and should be fine, even though he
has only won two (or is it three) tournaments in his life. Bubba
Watson has won only one tournament and is prone to severe
nervousness and fits of bizarre tactics. Jim Furyk is solid, as is
Steve Stricker. Dustin Johnson is a rising star but still young and
still known for trouble closing out victories. Jeff Overton hasn’t
won anything on tour, ever, and has faded in the last month. Matt
Kuchar should be fine — but again, with only three tour wins, he’s
hardly a superstar.
To join them, Pavin has four choices. The first choice is easy:
Tiger Woods is finally starting to find his game, and for once in
his life he should play BETTER because he’ll be playing for team
and country rather than himself: I think the focus on a higher call
will bring out a better game than the year-long focus on a self
with whom he is angry and disgusted. (So much for my
psychologizing.)
So who should the other choices be? Nobody who is a respected
absolutely top-notch veteran has made a strong case for himself.
The two most accomplished who are anywhere near the top of the
points list also are the two whose games at least have been decent
in the last month even if not world-beating: former major title
winners Zach Johnson and Stewart Cink. I would choose them to join
Tiger and this otherwise weak team. But that still leaves one
player to choose.
Tops on the points list are Anthony Kim, who has played
horrendously since returning (prematurely) from thumb surgery.
There is no way he should be chosen while he seems not to be
healthy. Next is Lucas Glover, who gagged his way home a few weeks
back when he had a real chance to win a tourney and who since then
has been mediocre — which is pretty much how he has been ever
since winning the U.S. Open in 2009. He shouldn’t be the choie
either. Bo Van Pelt? Only one tour win in his life, and that over a
second-tier field. Be Crane. Ricke Barnes? Nick Watney? None of
them inspire a ton of confidence. Sean O’Hair is next, but is all
of a sudden in a big slumpp. And so on down the list. Nobody has a
great resume combined with very solid recent play. ANd veterans
like Justin Leonard, Davis Love III, David Toms, Kenny Perry, and
Scott Verplank all backed up in the past two weeks when they had a
chance to step up their games.
Folks, this is bad.
For the final choice, if I were Pavin, I would choose….. Fred
Couples. He still hits it a mile. He keeps his team loose and is
well liked by his peers. He has had a great year on the senior tour
and finished fifth at the Masters. And he played well this week at
Pebble on the senior tour.
So there are my picks: Woods, Cink, Johnson, and Couples. Let’s
see if Pavin agrees.
Lullabys, Legends and Lies| 9.6.10 @ 7:09PM
Quin: And what exactly does this article about the Ryder Cup team have to do about advancing the cause of destroying the Democratic Party in America? If we lose the Ryder Cup this year, will the team be given a Government bailout like GM or something, to help them rebuild the team on the Taxpayer's dime? If so, then I understand your concern, but if not, then why are you wasting your time writing about golf, when you could be giving us your analysis of President Obama's Labor Day speech today (by the way, it was terrible!! But it'll "only" cost us 50 Billion, and help the Unions out, yet again). Focus Quin, focus!! There won't be any golf in anybody's future if we don't destroy the Democratic Party this year (which means, no Ryder Cup next year). Golf is fine, I play it myself (badly), and the Ryder Cup is great, I watch it most years, but the bigger issue is, will we still have golf to play in the future, if we don't change the direction of this Nation today (by destroying the Democratic Party in America-just in case you forgot). Yeah, yeah, I know, I've got to cut back on the coffee!!
But I like your pick of Fred Couples for the Ryder Cup team, he's always been a great player, and a class act too. He's not a Democrat, is he?
Hank Archer| 9.6.10 @ 8:06PM
Tiger would be too much of a distraction to the rest of the team. It wouldn't be a team, it would be Tiger and his entourage. I'd say leave him off.
Roger| 9.6.10 @ 11:28PM
I don't really care who Pavin picks, BUT, when you closed it out!! Freddy, FREDDY, FREDDY, that would be awesome.
PCC| 9.6.10 @ 11:40PM
Dear Quin,
Your posts on golf prove two things: you have a passion for the game and you shouldn't quit your day job!
Actually, I enjoyed this one very much and it makes a good deal of sense except for picking Fred Couples. If your wacky criteria for picking him obtains, you may as well pick Dan Quayle.
Hey, now wait a minute....
TennesseeVolunteer| 9.7.10 @ 4:08AM
Quin, thanks for a lighter note kind of article but your selection process is flawed. You don't have any minorities in there and not a Muslim to be seen. Also, I think you need someone who can bring all of these disparate personalities together. Someone who can organize, speak for all of them with one voice. Someone who has worked tirelessly to improve his game this summer during natural and man made calamities. Someone who will bring change to our past difficulties at the Ryder Cup and will bring us hope that we can win again.
Quin, I submit to you the one, and only, Golfer In Chief, Barack Hussein Obama!
Just think of all of the additional fans of golf he will bring to our golf ball and club manufacturers! A veritable economic stimulus to the sports world. And, don't forget, with his well documented religious background, he can lead all of the guys in prayer...five times a day!
TennesseeVolunteer| 9.7.10 @ 4:32AM
Quin, sorry I forgot Tiger. Woke up in the middle of the night so am a little groggy. The rest of my post stands. The team still needs s a little hope and change!
JP| 9.7.10 @ 7:42AM
And besides golf and tennis, the US is fading from the international basketball scene. The US hasn't won a championship in 11 years -even with the insertion of NBA players.
ncatty| 9.7.10 @ 9:17AM
Charley Hoffman.
sre| 9.7.10 @ 11:00AM
You got 3 out of 4. Rickie Fowler instead of Freddie.
Given the dire straights we are in this year, we probably should have gone with a bunch of youngsters - at least they'd get Ryder Cup experience.
This way, we get to see Corey Pavin lead Stewart Cink into battle.
Quin| 9.7.10 @ 11:15AM
I don't like the Fowler pick. Before him, I not only would have taken Couples, but also Tom Lehman (who has a GREAT record in the British Isles), or David Toms (who finished a strong second a few weeks back, even though he hasn't otherwise played well), or Lucas Glover, who hasn't finished strongly but who with a US Open to his credit and a ton of talent could be a great boost to the team. Oh, well....
ncatty| 9.7.10 @ 1:00PM
It's Fowler.
Bob| 9.7.10 @ 7:44PM
It will be interesting to see how many matches Woods plays in. An alternate usually steps in one or two doubles matches but my guesss is Pavin will have Woods play in all matches due to pressure from the ratings crowd and Woods himself. Therefore he BETTER play good.
astorian| 9.7.10 @ 7:55PM
The US is not "fading" in basketball by a long shot. We have the best basketball players in the world by far, and every other country knows it.
Our problem is that the best American players RIGHTLY regard international tournaments as meaningless exhibition games that aren't really worthy of their time or effort.
After all, IF foreign players were truly superior, they'd be dominant in the NBA.